第128章 大伊娃
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“恶毒个屁。”火腿肠白了定锤一眼:“这玩意就是生产起来太复杂了,我想想怎么改进,一旦量产的话,嘿嘿……这个世界就是咱们的了!”说完,火腿肠凑到定锤耳边,双手抱着他的脖子。小声说道:“算是你有良心,还记得帮我报仇的事。”
定锤嘿嘿一乐,捏了捏她的屁股:“那让兄弟爽一次?”
“滚吧你。”火腿肠一耳光就把定锤扇到了地上:“不伺候!”
定锤捂着已经肿起来的脸,对着火腿肠破口大骂:“你他妈是有病啊!”
而与此同时,全世界因为他这惊天一响,顿时震惊了无数人,各大报纸、新闻都用那一朵可怕的蘑菇云的巨幅照片来当做头版头条。
虽然之前定锤在直播宣言的时候已经放过一次了。但那次并没让人看见实质性的威力,而这一次……一枚摧毁一整座城市,这可是所有人都看在眼里的,那些本来已经向第七区宣战的和即将要宣战的国家顿时吃了个大憋……
而孙定锤的名字后头,现在除了一个第七区名人之外,还增加了一个恶魔的头衔。
两个国家,两座首都。原计划三天,实际只用了一天就全部摧毁。吉尔伽美什的名字可以说亮瞎了全世界的狗眼,一时之间交恶的人满天下,而巴结他的人也开始络绎不绝。
当然,这里头影响最大的还是第七区本土民众,他们在孙定锤一天打掉两个国家之后,纷纷举着他的巨幅照片上街开始庆祝,甚至还有人把他的名字后头打上了天降伟人的标识。甚至市面上都出现了歌颂孙定锤同志事迹的诗歌集。
不过不管怎么样,这一次震慑了全世界的所谓的战争让整个士气低落的第七区瞬间信号满格、活力十足。
不管是商店里、街道上、公车中,只要有人谈论,就一定是谈论孙市长。而且谁都不允许去说他的坏话,总之一时之间,孙定锤的偶像崇拜近乎达到了最巅峰。
“虽然我不支持你这么疯狂的行为,但是我要说的是……”入春坐在临时委员会的会议室里面对着定锤:“干的漂亮。”
“那是。”定锤翘着二郎腿:“老子干活一向利索。”
“不过你也让我们的对外贸易基本上完蛋了。”
“军火额长了百分之一千四百三。”定锤不咸不淡的抛下一句。
入春被噎得够呛,咳嗽了一声:“国际名声……”
“盟友增加百分之三百。”定锤举起三根手指头:“第五区、第六区和第八区的三十五个国家愿意加盟吉尔伽美什联邦。我让他们过来跟你谈,我没兴趣独立。”
“干的漂亮。”入春的脸上带上了激动的红晕:“你是不是威胁人家了?”
“没有。”定锤摊开手:“我就跟他们说,不跟着我没事,但是让我知道谁跟着第三区,老子让他吃大便。”
“你这还叫没有!”入春笑得很尴尬:“我第一次见到有人这么搞外交的。”
“让他们尝到甜头就好了。”定锤摊开手:“民用科技全部免费,我给你看看啊。”
定锤翻开手中的报表:“给他们的东西里有粮食发展计划、钢铁发展计划、民用船舶和飞机运输计划、灾难防治计划、安全保卫计划、政治相容计划、公路铁路修建计划、民生计划、自由贸易计划和整个的吉尔伽美什意识形态输出计划。全部都给了,这些玩意随便拿出去一个可都不是用钱能衡量的。”
入春顿时陷入了一阵沉思,然后缓缓的说道:“你确定他们是真心诚意的?”
“别的不敢说。”但是定锤哈哈一笑:“这帮家伙跟我们接壤,接壤什么概念?”
说完,定锤一把搂住入春的肩膀,伸出一根中指在他面前晃了晃:“这什么意思,你知道吧?”
“威逼利诱哦?不错,不过你的外交策略真的好奇怪。我担心会反弹。”
“反弹?”定锤冷哼了一声:“你是不知道我从什么地方来的,你们这太简单了,说句不好听的,在我们那,就是一个街道办事处主任都比你这的总统难当,你光打你肯定打不服的,得吓唬一通揍一顿然后嬉皮笑脸的请人吃顿饭赔礼道歉喝点小酒,你们俩就是好兄弟了。”
定锤伸了个懒腰:“里头的事就看你了,这么大地方给我,三天一准得乱。”
说完他突然顿了顿:“让小罗同学也出去揍个谁,不然我这一家独大你们马上要被赶下台。”
“现在我们的名声……”
“名声顶个鸟蛋。”定锤呸了一声:“等着吧,用不了多久,你就是指路明灯。”
“怎么说?”
“打废它,然后重建它,接着忽悠它,各种洗脑,让他认你当干爹,又爱又怕,想打死你又舍不得动手,就这么着最好。不然人都是他妈的贱种,记吃不记打的玩意。”
说完,定锤抱着胳膊靠在椅子上:“第三区还没回应?”
“有,发了一个警告。”
“警告么,怎么说的?”
“如果我方再不保持克制,他们将在必要的时刻采取行动。”入春摊开手:“套话。”
“傻逼第三区。”定锤冷哼一声:“去他妈的,他们现在八成在内乱吧?”
“你又知道?”
“必须的,那帮造死人的人估计刚夺权没多久,现在可是没功夫搭理我们。”定锤冷冷一笑:“而且不是还有个北方联盟么?蓝营实力强,绿营人口多,两边一闹肯定顾不上我们了,慢慢来呗。等他们腾出手了,估计得被我们这第七区速度给吓死。”
“我发现你最近不太对劲,好像变了个人。”
“变?”定锤悠然叹了口气:“人总是会变的。”
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