第160章 让兄弟爽一下!
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说完。他从腰间掏出手枪:“我们来试试看,我们能不能够复活吧。”
“你确定吗?”皮特也掏出了自己的枪:“如果不能复活呢?”
“你们这两个渣渣。”卡诺突然眼神变得专注:“你们是不是忘了我们都是科学家?记得在启蒙班第一堂课的内容吗?”
“科学需要大胆、无畏和牺牲。”皮特和朱迪异口同声的答了出来,几乎没有任何停顿,仿佛二三十年前的课是上个周末才结束一样:“那我们就为了验证这个没有人验证过的理论而尝试一把?”
“我赞同。”卡诺眼角含泪的举起手枪顶在自己的太阳穴上:“我们质疑他、排挤他、暗杀他,其实都是出于我们的自大罢了。那么,现在我要用我身为一个科学工作者的态度去验证他的话,我希望……他仍然是错的,这样至少证明天才也有错误的时候。”
随着三声清脆的枪响,三个叱咤风云的大科学家相互依偎着倒向了地面,而闻讯赶来的保卫人员看着这三位大佬的尸体,一时之间不知该如何处理,只能默默的把这件事通报给了藤。
“什么!”藤突然之间坐直了身体:“他们自杀了?为什么?”
“尊严一击。”定锤摸了摸额头:“本来我一直看不起他们的,现在看来,他们在最后时刻还给我留了点好印象,活着不像个男人,走的时候倒也坦坦荡荡嘛。”
而在通讯器另外一端的火腿肠却突然哭了出来,声音越哭越大。弄得定锤一时之间不知如何是好。
“很多时候,哭泣并不是因为伤悲。”藤站起身指向出口方向:“回去看看她吧。”
定锤点点头:“具体的晚上再说。”
钻进早已经备好的车。一路绿灯直奔火腿肠所在的地方,等当他见到梨花带雨的火腿肠时,火腿肠却一把扑到了定锤的怀里嚎啕大哭了起来。
“你哭什么?”
“我不开心……”火腿肠哽咽着说道:“我要他们死在我的手上……”
“已经都过去了,他们死了不就行了?还省的我们麻烦。”定锤摸着火腿肠的头发:“大仇已报啊,不过他们为什么会自杀?”
“不知道……”火腿肠的身子一阵阵的颤抖:“抱紧一点!”
定锤一愣,然后十分顺从的把火腿肠的紧紧搂在怀里,而当她身上淡淡的女人香味传到定锤的鼻子里时,他才第一次发现……原来火腿肠居然也有如此女人的一面。
“傻姑娘。”定锤的心瞬间就软掉了。一只手撩开火腿肠已经黏在额前的头发,轻轻的吻了一下:“别这么孩子气。”
“我不……”火腿肠双手环抱着定锤的腰:“我喜欢你……”
顿时……定锤的脑袋就像是被大铁锤猛砸了一下一样,这种感觉强烈到让他根本抑制不住,甚至比白菲当初透露出这句话时更要亢奋十倍百倍,连带着他的双手都抑制不住的颤抖了起来。
“我我我我……我……”定锤吞了口口水:“姐姐……我读书少,你不要骗我……”
火腿肠仰起头,一口就咬在了定锤的嘴唇上。这一口咬得之重,鲜血直流……甚至启动了定锤的英灵守护,但是英灵日之轮出现只露了个头看了一眼定锤和火腿肠的状态就悄悄的缩了回去……
定锤感觉不到额外的疼痛,只有轻微的刺痛、自己鲜血那微甜带腥的味道和火腿肠嘴唇的柔软以及牙齿的坚硬。
那种女人特有的温软香味弄得定锤有些无所适从,但最终仍然还是沉沦了,整个过程定锤感觉自己应该是缺氧了。头晕目眩胸口发闷,就像刚跑完三千米一样,心跳得砰砰响,呼吸急促。
好久好久,一直到定锤快要晕倒的时候。火腿肠才缓缓的松开,然后极尽温柔的把脸靠在定锤的肩膀上:“我嫁给你好不好?”
“好啊好啊!”定锤想都没想。当时就点头了:“我这辈子,就差个老婆了。”
火腿肠却轻轻笑了笑:“我说着玩玩的而已,谁当真谁傻逼!”
“我就傻逼!”定锤动作很粗暴的把火腿肠紧紧抱住:“我傻逼不是一天两天了!你嫁不嫁!今天你不把话放下,你哪都别去了!”
“你一个快死的人,娶什么老婆?滚开滚开!”火腿肠根本没有挣扎,但是嘴却仍然很硬:“我才不要嫁个快死的傻逼呢,能配上我的,只有惊天动地的大英雄!”
“那行,老子就变个惊天动地的大英雄给你看看!”定锤傲气的松开手,一仰头:“给我等着!”
“那我等着就是了,傻逼别让我失望哦。”火腿肠顿了顿,然后脸迅速的红了起来,接着清了清嗓子,声音渐渐的小了下去:“不过……现在我可以给你一点奖励。”
定锤眨巴着几下眼睛:“什么奖励?”
火腿肠坏笑着解开自己的衣服扣子,十分调皮的朝定锤晃了晃手指:“让兄弟爽一下。”
当然,对于这件事,定锤和火腿肠都没经验,定锤找半天都找不到眼儿……最后还是火腿肠对着镜子骂骂咧咧的找了半天才扶着定锤钻进去……
然后不到五分钟,战斗就结束了……
“妈的,你这废物。”火腿肠坐在床头摩着牙,对着定锤落寞的背影指指点点:“毛片没看过?里头哪个不是半个钟头以上,你这废物!你看看,四分三十秒,妈的,而且我他妈不是说让你别弄里头么?你就这么忍不住?”
“你废话真多。”定锤说话都有些直不起腰:“我哪知道……我平时自己撸最少都半个小时,操……”
“哎?你说,我要是怀孕怎么办?”火腿肠一边翘着二郎腿晃着脚丫子,一边问着奇怪的问题,显得漫不经心:“妈的,老娘自己都是个孩子呢。”
“怀孕就生下来啊,而且就你这德行还孩子是么?你他妈在逗我?”定锤回头捏住了火腿肠的下巴:“老子养不起你?”
“算了。”火腿肠甩开定锤的手:“就当倒霉被鬼压了,真是……五分钟都不到。根本没爽到就结束了,个废物。”
“还有,你给我个解释,你为什么现在这么轻?”
“哦,我解除武装了啊。”火腿肠漫不经心的说道:“我可以控制自己的质量,密度大比较不容易受伤,不然你以为你插的进去?你傻逼不傻逼啊。”
“那之前你他妈骗我?”
“我骗你怎么了?你有意见?”
定锤叹了口气:“好吧……我没有意见……要不,再来一次?我刚才有点紧张。”
火腿肠撇撇嘴:“谁怕谁?放马过来!”
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啊……真的是要完本了。
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