第一章 胖哥的告诫!
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开心与武小松一路上畅谈着合作的相关事宜,一转眼便到了张家村。
“开心兄弟,”目送着开心下车,武小松突然朝着开心招呼了一句。
“什么?”开心回头问道。
“那啥,”武小松的脸上露出一丝奇异的神色,“你放心,虽然我性取向正常,但是我也不会歧视那些搞基的哥们。”
“我擦!”开心顿时郁闷了,“胖哥,其实事情不是你想得那样的!”
武小松摆摆手,正色道:“你可别怪胖哥多嘴,既然你叫我一声哥,我就得提醒你,千万别做人家的小三啊!”
“我勒个去啊!”开心顿时感到有点胸闷了,这都什么跟什么啊!
“胖哥,其实我……”
“好了好了,不说了,感情这种事,谁能控制得住呢!”武小松叹了口气,说道,“总而言之,你自己看着办吧,很晚了,我先回去啦,你嫂子还在家里等着呢!拜拜了!”
说完,武小松也不给开心解释的机会,一挂档位,一踩油门,在一阵霸气的咆哮声中,路虎揽胜电射而去。
“这下误会大了……”看着疾驰而去的汽车,开心顿时感到无比郁闷。
回到家中已经十一点,父亲已经睡下,开心轻手轻脚地来到厨房,锁上房门,便来到了山神空间。
因为顾小白受伤住院,无法亲自落实“饥饿营销法”的相关事宜,而顾小白又不放心让别人来做,所以两人商量了一下,就决定暂缓对超市的包子供给,等顾小白出院之后再进行。反正现在双方还没签署任何协议合同,超市也拿开心没有办法。
预计了一下明天的包子,自己包子铺这边至少要准备五百来个包子,再加上答应武小松的两百个包子,自己一个晚上就要做七百来个包子。
将一大团面团搬到自己面前,开心从中扯了一大块,双手麻利地将它搓成长条形,并迅速地用划片割出一个个的剂子,随后双手翻飞,便投入到做包子的行动中。
开心发现,在山神空间中,自己的手速竟然比在外面还要快不少,飞速挥动的双手在空中竟能划出道道残影,这在现实空间是完全不可想象的!
有着山神空间的辅助,再加上开心早就已经准备好的馅料和面团,这都大大地节约了时间,因此,在经过将近四个小时,开心终于完成了七百个包子!
看着眼前这一个个白白胖胖的包子,虽然双手酸胀得厉害,但是开心的心中充满了成就感。
将包子一个个放进空的蒸笼垫板上,开心也不将这些包子拿出山神空间,事实证明山神空间的保鲜效果一点都不比冷藏差,而且更加干净,开心自然也不必再花费功夫将它们一个个地放倒后院去,就将它们放在山神空间,等着明天早上的时候再将它们取出来就行。
回到厨房,开心打开房门,看了看客厅上方挂着的那个石英钟的时间,已经将近凌晨一点了,开心立刻洗漱一番,回到卧室休息去了。
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第二天,包子铺的销售情况比之前一天来得更是火爆,越来越多的人慕名前来品尝这个被夸得好像天上地下独一份的包子。
得亏有好汉叔夫妇的加入,才勉强应付了过去。
早上六点钟的时候,闻人念樱竟然带着唐俏俏大老远地过来买包子,倒是让开心诧异极了。
闻人念樱苦笑着告诉开心,自从昨天晚上吃了开心的包子后,那丫头就一直念叨了一晚上,早上很早就起来吵着嚷着要吃开心哥哥做的包子,所以只好就带过来了。
开心二话不说便给她们母女俩装了六个包子。
唐俏俏高兴地接过包子,跟妈妈一起进了包子铺吃包子。
在此期间,闻人念樱看到了开心包子铺那火爆的场面,不禁暗自咋舌,这样的销售场面,竟然出现在一家普普通通的包子铺前,这实在是太恐怖了!
因为唐俏俏早上还要上课,两人并没有久留,吃完包子跟开心和他父亲聊了几句后,便离开了。
早上八点半,武小松亲自带人过来跟开心签订合同,而罗胖子竟然也一同到来了。
“罗大哥,你怎么也来了?”看到罗胖子,开心顿时高兴地招呼道。
此时罗胖子还打着哈欠,一副没睡好的样子,他不满地指了指身边的武小松叫道:“我昨天打了一晚上的麻将,今天早上六点钟才刚睡下,结果这家伙竟然死活把我给吵醒了,连饭都没让我吃,就把我拖过来了!”
武小松顿时一脸鄙视地说道:“切!是谁一听说我要来开心这里买包子,死活缠着我要一起过来的?”
“嘿嘿,”罗胖子嘿嘿一笑,也不否认武小松的话,眨了眨睡眼朦胧的眼睛,对着开心说道,“开心兄弟,恭喜你啊,接了这个生意,以后可是要财源滚滚咯!”
“呵呵,我还得感谢大哥呢!要不是你的介绍,我跟胖哥可还不认识呢!这生意也谈不了啊!”开心微笑着说道。
罗胖子嘿嘿笑道:“感谢的话就不用了,你还是给我整几个包子来得实在!一闻到这包子味,我的肚子就咕咕咕地叫啊!”
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