第九十二章 城管驾到!恭喜小帆成为山神宗掌门!
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这一天早晨,开心照例先给李慕雪送去了包子,随后便来到了广场边。
随着曰子的一天天过去,开心的包子摊已经渐渐在电视台广场打响了名气,尤其是当有些人发现这包子的口味竟跟福满多超市所卖的包子口味一模一样时,包子摊的生意就更加火爆了。
因此还未等开心将三轮车停稳,一帮早就等候在那边的男女老少纷纷围了上来。
令人感到惊奇的是,这帮人虽然很是急切,却没有一人乱了秩序,所有人都非常自觉地排成两条队伍,一条是学生专属队伍,另一条则是大人的队伍,竟没有一人插队,这引起了很多人的关注。
“哎,哥们,你们怎么都这么自觉呢?这队伍排得比人家小孩子做广播体艹都整齐!”一位路过的男子拉着一位排队的年轻人,一脸好奇地问道。
那哥们看来也是一个风趣的人,闻言顿时一笑道:“嘿!咱这不是为了展现咱京华人的素质嘛!”
笑了两句,那哥们终于说出了实情:“你别看人家小老板只是一个摆摊卖包子的,但是可有原则了,一旦遇到有人插队,他就会立刻出言制止。”
那过路男子顿时不以为然地说道:“这有什么用?人家又不会听他的!”
“是啊!这没关系啊,因为人家也有权利不卖你包子呀!”那年轻人笑着说道。
“啊?”过路男子顿时傻眼了,“那老板是不是脑子有问题?这卖谁不是卖啊?就算人家是插队的,那好歹也是真金白银给钱的呀!赚谁不是赚呀!”
年轻人看了这名过路男子一眼,说道:“所以我才说人家是有原则的!不管你有多少钱,只要你插队,人家就不卖给你包子!”
“这么有个姓?”过路男子顿时一脸惊奇地说道。
“那是!”年轻人说道,“所以这里的队伍每天都是这么井然有序地排着,没有人会去插队。”
正说着,只听一阵刺耳的“嘎吱——”声,一辆闪亮的黑色奥迪跑车一个急刹车,停在了开心的摊位面前,吓得旁边排队的人群纷纷后退,唯恐被撞到。
“兹——”随着一阵玻璃滑动声,那位于奥迪跑车驾驶座的玻璃窗降了下来,露出了一个锃亮的脑袋,随后一名男子的下半张脸从窗户内露了出来。
为什么说是下半张脸呢?
因为他的上半张脸已经被一副黑色的高档墨镜给遮的严严实实的,着实看不清楚。
开心抬头看了看天气,看到那阴沉沉的一副要下雨的样子,他实在想不明白为啥这种天气都要带个墨镜呢?
“哎!老板,赶紧给我整两个包子,我赶时间!”这名墨镜男从衣袋中摸出一张百元大钞,也懒得抬出脑袋来,两枚手指夹着那钱微微探出车窗,似乎是不愿被外面冰冷的气温给冻到了。
开心看了他一眼,并未理会,继续微笑着卖着包子。
墨镜男见开心没有理睬他,还以为对方没有听到,顿时按了按喇叭,微微探出脑袋,高声叫道:“嘿!老板,给我整两个包子!听到没有?”
开心扭头看了看他,指了指队伍的末尾说道:“听到了,你到后面排队去!”
“哦,法克!”墨镜男顿时叫骂了一句,一拍方向盘,随即便从跑车内走了出来。
随着车门的打开,首先露出来的是一双锃亮的皮靴,随机出来的便是一条闪亮的皮裤,那闪亮的程度差点能映出人脸来!
“诺!给我两个包子,这个钱不用找了!”那墨镜男一脸神气地将那张百元大钞甩在了开心面前的保温箱盖子上,脸上露出一丝傲然和不屑。
在他看来,开心必定是会欢天喜地地收下钱来,然后乖乖地将包子双手奉上。
不过出乎他意料的,开心连看都未看那纸币一眼,曲起手指在那百元大钞上弹了一下,那百元大钞便犹如一枚灌了劲的利箭,朝着那墨镜男激射而去。
“啊!”那墨镜男猝不及防,顿时一阵惊叫,一个踉跄,差点就摔倒在地,而那百元大钞在来到他的面前时,突然一阵,随即便变得软趴趴的,慢慢悠悠地飘落下来。
“哈哈!”众人看着这墨镜男一脸的狼狈样,顿时哈哈大笑。
墨镜男顿时恼羞成怒,一把拿掉了遮住半张脸的墨镜,瞪着开心,脸上充满了愤怒:“你他|妈给脸不要脸了是吧?客气点叫你一声老板,你还真当自己是老板了?”
平心而论,这名男子的长相还算俊俏,再配合那辆炫酷的奥迪跑车,怎么着也是众姑娘心目中的理想伴侣。
不过此时,这个家伙那一脸怒气的模样,却比骂街的泼妇还泼妇。
面对对方的叫骂,开心并未动怒,他只是淡淡一笑道:“当不当老板是我的事情,还轮不到您来艹心。如果您想要买包子,就请到后面排队,如果不想,那边请。”
开心指了指他的跑车,示意他可以离开。
“就是!看起来人模狗样的,怎么尽不干人事呢?竟然还有脸插队?咱京华人的脸都被你丢尽了!”人群中突然响起一阵声音。
“谁?谁说的?哪个说的?有种的给我站出来!”墨镜男把眼一瞪,指着那群人怒吼道,“你们这群穷鬼!这里轮到你说话了嘛?”
这句话顿时惹了众怒。
先前已经被这家伙的一个急刹车吓了一跳的众人,看到他竟然这么嚣张,将在场所有人都给骂了进去,顿时忍不住了。
“你妈的,开跑车了不起啊?他妈不就多了四个轮子吗?还不照样得吃饭?有本事你喝汽油去啊!”
“大冬天还戴了副墨镜,装逼啊你?脑子有病!”
“尼玛的!顶着四个花圈很牛逼是不?早晚得用上!”
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