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第一百九十七章 野营生活,大少们的悲催早晨

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“你们这帮小子起来得也蛮早的嘛!”一位头发花白但是精神矍铄的魁梧老者笑呵呵地跟这帮大少们打着招呼,言语中带着浓浓的山东口音。

这位老爷子就是武小松的爷爷,武家的上代家主,名叫武耀邦,也是中央军校成立后的第一任校长,现在的国防部长李言俊就是其门下弟子!

至于另外一位始终带着一脸笑意的老爷子则是罗润峰的爷爷,罗家的上代家主,名叫罗振邦别看他一脸和蔼的样子,在建国之初的几场经济战争中,他可让那一帮投机倒把的不法商贩统统破了产,一手稳住了当年已经治理破损的华国经济!

“还好还好啦!俗话说的好,早起的鸟儿有虫吃,年轻人嘛,就应该早起!”周少杰一脸得瑟地拍了拍身后的那一大袋的柴火,傲娇地说道,“一天之计在于晨嘛!”

“说的好!”武耀邦一听,立即大赞一声,脸上露出了一丝激赏,“年轻人嘛,就该是这样朝气蓬勃!”

武耀邦看了看自家的孙子,脸上带着满脸的不高兴:“再看看你这小子,才爬了一座山,就累得跟条死狗似的,这要是在当年,跟鬼子在山里打游击战的时候,早被鬼子抓住了!”

“爷爷啊,这都是哪天的老黄历了?你能不能不要再翻出来了啊!”武小松一听自家老爷子又翻出了这种当年的英雄往事,不禁翻了翻白眼,“您也都说是在当年了,现在你再去打个游击啊!人家一个云爆弹,直接就把整座山给炸了,谁还跟你玩躲猫猫啊!”

“你这混小子,就会这点混账话!”武耀邦冷哼一声,脸上再次对其一丝微笑,看着周少杰说道,“你们可别跟这小子学习啊!年轻人就该要有年轻人的体魄!整天就知道喝酒泡妞,年纪轻轻的走两步路就气喘吁吁,这要是打起仗来,哪里还能用得到你们啊!”

“嗯嗯!老爷子您放心,我们的身体倍儿棒!随时都可以奔赴前线!”一帮大少们纷纷拍着胸膛表示自己身强体健,绝对跟武小松是两个世界的人!

周少杰一本正经地说道:“老爷子,您可不知道,我从小就酷爱爬山,既能锻炼身体,又能陶冶情艹,还能领略我祖国的大好河山,绝对是一种享受啊!”

站在周少杰身边的一帮大少们听到这话,嘴角顿时微微一沉,有几位大少的脑门上青筋一阵暴跳:你妹的!你这家伙还能更无耻一点嘛?!就你那堪比土豆的丰满提醒,你也好意思说你从小酷爱爬山?!

“说的好啊!”武耀邦看向周少杰的目光中充满了赞赏。

得到了武耀邦的赞赏,周少杰的脸上露出了一丝谦虚的神色,不过当他回头看向众位大少的时候,脸上分明流露出了满满的得瑟!

“回头我跟几位老伙计商量一下,从明天早上开始,我们一起上山看曰出!”武耀邦一脸欣赏地拍了拍周少杰的肩膀,对着对面那一帮已经一脸愕然的大少们说道,“你们可都要一起参加啊!小家伙有句话说的不错,一曰之计在于晨啊!你们可得加强锻炼,身体可是革命的本钱啊!”

“呃……”周少杰瞬间石化了。

与此同时,他感觉到一股浓厚而又凌厉的杀气在身后汹涌而起。

周少杰扭过头去,便看到了一帮大少们早已是齐刷刷地瞪向了自己,满脸狰狞,目露杀机!

“好了好了,你们年轻人在一起也有话聊,我们两个老头就不瞎参合了,老罗,我们先走吧!”武耀邦似乎没注意到这种异样,笑呵呵地说了两句,然后跟罗振邦打了声招呼,先行离去了。

目送着两位老爷子走远,一帮大少们齐刷刷地再次将头扭过来,默默地看着周少杰。

“嘿嘿!我说周大少啊,我可没听说你从小就酷爱爬山啊!”一旁的武小松一屁股坐在地上,一脸幸灾乐祸地说道。

罗润峰也是一阵乐呵道:“还真看不出来,周大少你竟然有如此高的精神境界,竟然能够在爬山中陶冶出情艹来!佩服!佩服!”

“各位大哥,咱们有话好好说!有话好好说!”周大少看着面前这帮大少们愈加不善的目光,脸上顿时挤出一丝微笑,连连摆手道,“我这不是在忽悠老人家,想让老人家高兴高兴嘛!”

“少废话!弟兄们,还等什么,虐他!”一位大少一把将手上的袋子丢到了一边,摩拳擦掌地一声招呼。

“叫你忽悠!我叫你忽悠!”

“就你还从小酷爱爬山?就你还陶冶情艹?!”

“我让你领略祖国大好河山!我让你一路办成祥林嫂!”

一众大少们齐呼一声,抓着周大少就是一通死虐。

听着身后传来的阵阵叫骂,罗振邦不禁一脸笑意地看着旁边的老伙计说道:“看来那小子这次可有苦头吃了!”

“嘿嘿!”武耀邦的脸上露出了一丝坏笑,全然不复之前那一脸和蔼老大爷的模样,“谁让他小子竟然这么忽悠我!回头我得跟老周好好说叨说叨!”

两位老人家一边说着,一边悠闲地踱步下山,几位陪同在身边的保镖相互看了一眼,不禁回过头去,远远地看着那一帮大少们,眼中露出了一丝怜悯。

跟这几位老爷子玩心眼,真是自己作死啊!

“啊!各位大哥,小的知道错了!啊!别打脸啊!我擦!还打?!”

山间顿时回想起一阵凄惨的叫声,就连林间的树叶也不忍再听到这种惨绝人寰的声音,纷纷选择自我了断,从树枝上挣脱下来,结束了自己短暂的一生!

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