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第二百零二章 坑人是一种传承 最后一天求月票!!

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此时,看到自己犯了众怒,一帮大少们顿时缩了缩脑袋,闭上了嘴巴。

“不对!”突然,罗润峰皱着眉头说道。

武小松一听,顿时不解地问道:“什么不对啊?”

罗润峰上前,一把拉住开心的胳膊,说道:“你小子是不是有什么事情瞒着我们?为什么老爷子们在临走的时候会跟你说这句话?你不是住在别墅里吗?老爷子们走了,你是怎么知道的?”

“对啊!”武小松突然想起了点什么,几步上前,来到了开心的另一边,目光中带着一丝狐疑,“我总觉得这段时间以来你好像跟这帮老爷子们有种默契在里头,快点老实交代,这段时间你跟老爷子们到底在玩什么把戏?你该不会是帮着老爷子们一起在坑我们吧?”

罗润峰说道:“话说回来!这帮老爷子们除了上官老爷子外都是第一次来开心农庄,但是他们好像都对农庄各处地方很熟悉似的,每天变着地方折腾我们,你老实交代,这些地方是不是你给他们找的!”

“呃……这个嘛……”开心的脸上露出一丝讪笑。

“快说!不许磨蹭!”一看开心这模样,大少们顿时明白还真是让罗润峰给才对了!

顿时一帮人围拢过来,就好像是皮包饺子馅儿似的把开心里三层外三层围住了,一个个露出一副义愤填膺的架势:“你小子,亏我们把你当兄弟,没想到你竟然跟那帮老爷子串通起来一起坑我们!你说,你还有木有人姓?!”

面对群情激奋的众人,开心顿时连连摆手安抚道:“各位大哥,你们好好听我解释啊!我也是被逼无奈啊!”

“别找借口!”武小松轻哼一声道,“还不快点充实招来!我们会根据你的情节轻重来决定你的下场!”

“其实这件事情是这样的……”开心立即如竹筒倒豆子一般噼里啪啦地把整件事情的来龙去脉都说了出来。

原来,就在第一批帐篷送来的那一天下午,开心就接到了来自上官老爷子的邀请,让他到上官老爷子所在的别墅一趟。

当开心来到别墅的时候,顿时发现,一个屋子里竟然聚集了十几位头发花白的老爷子,罗振邦和武耀邦也赫然在列!

看到开心进来,上武耀邦就朝他说道:“开心啊,你跟小松他们都是好兄弟,如果有什么事情对他们有利的话,你是不是愿意尽一切了力量帮助他们?”

对此,开心自然毫不犹豫地点头答应。于是,开心就这样在毫不知情的情况下被这帮老爷子们拉上了船,而当他听到了老爷子们关于如果对这帮大少们展开特训的时候,他已经知道自己恐怕是下不了这艘贼船了!

于是,开心就只能跟着这帮老爷子一起设计各种训练项目,还别说,正是靠着开心对整个农庄和周边环境的熟悉,才让这些从战场上下来的老爷子们设计出了五花八门的训练项目,把这帮大少们折腾得那叫一个欲仙欲死!

“你们看,其实吧这次特训还挺有效果的,各位大哥的变化还是挺大的!至少,每个人都甩了那么几分。”开心比划了一下,表示自己其实真的是为了他们好才这么做的,可真的不是叛徒!

等到开心把整件事情的来龙去脉都讲了个清楚之后,开心已经注意到这帮大少们看自己的眼睛中已经燃起了滔天火焰,如果这火焰能燃烧的话,恐怕自己连灰烬都留不下,直接就被汽化了!

“你小子!”罗润峰指着开心,脸色铁青。

“开!心!亏我们把你当兄弟!”武小松一脸咬牙切齿地说道。

“好吧,我知道错了,要打要骂随你们。”开心双手护住脸,低下头来,“但是打人别打脸啊!”

低头的那一瞬间,开心已经感觉到有十几个手掌已经伸到了他的面前,顿时脸色一变,尼玛还来真的啊?!我不过是开开玩笑而已!

但是左等右等,却始终不见这帮家伙有什么接下来的动作,开心一脸疑惑地放下手,抬起头来,却看到这帮家伙们正一脸嘿笑着看着自己,脸上充满了计谋得逞后的得意。

“哈哈!小子,被耍了吧?!”罗润峰露出满脸的戏谑,看着开心,嘿嘿笑道。

武小松捂着肚子哈哈大笑道:“你们看到这小子刚刚露出来的样子吗?活像一个受了气的小媳妇!哈哈,太搞笑了!”

“你们……”看着面前这帮笑得前俯后仰的大少们,开心终于知道自己被这帮坏家伙们给耍了!

“哈哈,你真以为我们不知道你小子早就跟那帮老爷子穿一条裤子了呀!”罗润峰白了他一眼说道。

武小松一脸得意地说道:“嘿嘿!我们当初早就商量好了,等这件事情完结后,我们一定要好好给你点颜色瞧瞧!哈哈,怎么样?滋味不错吧!”

我擦!开心顿时露出了一脸的郁闷。敢情这帮混蛋早就知道自己出卖他们了,结果他们却依旧装作一副毫不知情的样子,倒是让自己每天见到他们累得跟条死狗一样的模样,心里很是一阵内疚,以至于每天半夜,在所有人都熟睡了的时候,开心偷偷跑到这帮大少们所在的营地,运起地脉聚灵阵,释放出一些灵气出来,让他们得以在第二天恢复状态!

敢情闹了半天,他们自始至终都是装出来的啊!

一想起自己每天半夜跟个小偷似的鬼鬼祟祟地帮他们恢复体力,开心顿时就觉得有一千万头草泥马在心头奔过!

你妹的!一帮老爷子坑人,一帮孙子也坑人!

敢情坑人这种玩意儿还真的是有传承的!

看着眼前这帮一脸得意的大少们,开心顿时觉得这个世界好复杂,感觉不会再爱了!

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