第三百七十七章 别动了胎气
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扮猪吃老虎?当赵诗雅的这句话传到众人的耳朵里的时候,顿时惹来了一阵嗤笑声,这句话用的还真是贴切啊!
在每一次拳脚的交锋中,所有都不看好开心,但是每每就是在这个时候,开心总是能用一种匪夷所思的身法躲开赵诗雅的招式,让赵诗雅这头母老虎找找吃瘪,这可不就是扮猪吃老虎嘛!
眼看着赵诗雅放弃了比试,涨红着脸,赌气似的就要一屁股做到院子的石板上的时候,开心突然如一阵风似的连闪过来,一把抓住了赵诗雅的胳膊,将她整个人提了起来。龙腾小说ltxs520.com
“臭小子,你干什么?”赵诗雅触不及防之下,不由得一惊,胳膊下意识地一甩想要把开心的手掌甩开,却发现对方的那一只手好像如铁爪般牢牢地抓住了自己胳膊,任凭自己怎么甩都甩不掉。
“老虎!你还在那边看什么热闹?没看你老婆要被人调戏了吗?”赵诗雅美目四扫,立即便看到了站在不远处真一脸微笑地看着这边的王老虎,顿时气不打一处来,大声呵斥道。
“呃……来了来了!”虽然王老虎不知道开心为什么会突然抓住赵诗雅的胳膊,但是几次接触下来王老虎知道开心并不是一个莽撞的人,这样做必然有他的道理,但是听到老婆的这般叫唤,他也只好苦笑一声,踏步上前了,站在一旁的李慕雪也紧跟着赶了上去。
“开心,你抓着雅姐姐干什么?还不赶紧放开!”李慕雪一边走着。口中一边说道。
看到李慕雪那有些吃味的模样,一个年纪与李正遥相仿的男子不禁调笑道:“哟!咱们的阿雪妹子吃醋啦!”
在场的众人基本都是打小就在一起长大的。相互间的关系都比较熟络,因此这一声调笑顿时惹来了不少人的起哄,惹得李慕雪脸蛋更是一阵发烫,反倒是赵诗雅在这个时候表现出了异常彪悍的气概。
“蒙小田,你小子是不是最近也欠揍了?想要你姐姐我好好给你松松骨啊?”虽然被开心用手抓着胳膊,但是赵诗雅的彪悍气概却一点没有减弱,“姑奶奶我打不过开心,还打不过你们这帮小兔崽子?再说。就算姑奶奶打不过,还有我老公在呢!我就不行连我老公都治不了你们!”
面对赵诗雅这一张牙舞爪似的示威,那一帮刚刚还在起哄的人顿时就彻底歇菜了,那位刚刚还在调笑李慕雪的蒙小田更是好像泄了气一样挠挠头,却是怎么也不敢去触赵诗雅的眉头。
小时候被虐了多次那也就认了,要是现在还被赵诗雅给虐了,这连可就丢大了!作为一个思维正常的成年人。蒙小田可觉不会傻到在这个时候去表现自己威武不能屈的英雄气概,立即闭上了嘴巴,默然无语。
就在这个时候,一直抓着赵诗雅胳膊的开心突然笑道:“雅姐啊,我劝你今后还是少给人松松骨比较好,要是动了胎气。那可就不好了!”
“哼!本姑奶奶的事情还需要你这臭小子来……”赵诗雅下意识地反驳了开心一句,说到一半却突然愣住了,“你……你说什么?!”
赵诗雅的目光中露出了不可思议的表情,略带潮红的脸上带着无比惊异的神色,还带着一丝慌张和期待。
“开心?你刚刚说什么?!什么胎气?啊?我刚刚是不是听错了?!”就在这个时候。王老虎已进如一头猛虎下山一般一下子冲到了开心面前,死死地抓着开心的胳膊大声叫道。
因为过于激动。此时王老虎的面庞显得有些狰狞,额头上的几根粗大的青筋正在愉快地扭动着,一张布满惊喜的脸上带着一丝浓浓的期待还有一丝说不出的忐忑。
王老虎和赵诗雅这一对老虎夫妇结婚十多年,一直都有一个人生的遗憾,那就是到现在为止都没能生出一个孩子来。两个人曾为此找遍了全国所有知名的生育专家,想要解决这个问题,但十几年过去了,却始终没有任何起色。
到最后,王老虎和赵诗雅都已经死心了,正琢磨着过完年就去孤儿院去领养一个孩子,却不想在这个时候突然听到了开心的这句话!
开心笑了笑,双手轻轻一震便震开了王老虎的双手,随后便将赵诗雅推到了他的怀中,就在刚刚那一会儿功夫,开心运用山神之力帮赵诗雅疏通了全身的各处经络,让她体内的那个小生命得以获得最理想的生长环境。
开心这十几分钟的躲闪那可不是简简单单就为了跟赵诗雅过招,赵诗雅每一次的招式都是在他的引导下施展出来的,每一拳每一脚都依着开心的引导,尽可能地将全身的肌肉都拉伸了开来。
通过这样的运动,开心让赵诗雅将身体的各个部分都活动开来,将很多平常都不活动的部位一举运动开来,让体内血气在各处游荡,最后开心抓住赵诗雅的胳膊,将一丝山神之力送入体内,一举将赵诗雅的身体调整到了最佳状态。
“我说,以后你可得注意点别随便做到冰凉的地面上,更不能随随便便就给人松筋骨了,从今天来是,你要注意安养胎气了!”看着面前这一对露出同样惊喜神色的夫妇,开心微笑地说道。
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