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第四百零八章 被钓走的金龟婿

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林破天!作为共和国最神秘也是最为传奇的人物,乃是与太祖平起平坐的人物,在如今的华国,恐怕再也没有比他辈分更高的了!

但是,在老爷子们的印象中,林破天的年龄应该是与当年的太祖差不多的,也就是说到如今他应该已经有上百岁的年龄了!

可眼前这位……

“我说小班长啊!您该不会看错吧?”上官老爷子小心翼翼地捅了捅李振东老爷子的后腰,“林老前辈怎么说也是个年龄上百的老神仙了……”

“是啊!是啊!你可别搞错了!”其他几位老爷子也是连声说道!

面对众位老兄弟的质疑,李振东也是一阵苦笑,说实话,如果不是因为有着确切的证据,他也绝对不会相信眼前这个模样比他的孙子还要年轻的家伙竟然就是林破天!

因为就在刚才林破天的声音突然出现在了李振东的耳边:“小李子,你该不会是想要我说出当年在根据地你被那寡妇王辣椒撵得满村子乱窜的事情吧?”

就这一句话,让李振东彻底确信眼前的这个“年轻人”就是林破天无疑!

想当年年仅十三四岁的李振东跟其他一些懵懂不知的少男们一样,对于女人的事情很是好奇,于是又一次一群血气方刚的小子就一同商量着去偷看村里小寡妇王辣椒洗澡,却不料被对方发现,结果那王辣椒逮谁不好,偏偏就认准了其中长得最小的李振东。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com以为人小还抓,却不料这李振东其实是一群小孩子里面最古灵精怪。身手也是最敏捷的,于是一路追一路逃满村子地乱窜,可把整个村子给闹腾得够呛!

时光逝去,如今已经是耄耋之年,当年的那些荒唐事也已经成了记忆中会心的一笑,当初一起干这荒唐事的一群小子们要么早已战死,要么就是在前几年相继老去了,如今记得这件事情也就只有当时来历神秘的林破天和李振东自己两人了!

正因如此。当李振东听到林破天在他耳边提起这段往事之时,他无比确信对方就是林破天无疑了!

“大叔,您就拿出点证据出来证明一下你真的是你吧!”看着这帮一脸不信的老伙计,李老爷子不由得说道,“当年我们跟您可是混了好一阵子了!”

“唔,那好吧……”林破天的脸上闪过了一丝怪异的笑容,“上官小子。我记得当年你不服小李子年纪比你小却当了你的班长,然后提议跟他私下比武,还是要我做的裁判,结果在比武的时候,一个步子迈得太大,把蛋给……”

“停!停!停!”还未等林破天把话说完。上官老爷子就急的跳着脚地制止了林破天的话,那张老脸红得就跟猴子屁股似的!

往事不堪回首啊!当年上官老爷子可是号称拼命上官郎,曾近单刀直入,活劈了十来个鬼子,名称根据地。后来军区要组织一直快速反应小队。上官老爷子信心满满地认为自己就是班长之选,结果上面却任命当时年龄比他要小了好几岁的李振东做班长。

当时可没人知道李振东就是当年跟随在太祖身边的那位李大将的嫡亲儿子。很多人都有点怀疑李振东的能力,但是却也不敢当众质疑上级的决定,不过性子耿直的上官老爷子还是私下找上了李振东,提出要跟他比武。

刚好当时林破天偶然路过遇到了这件事情,觉得有意思便提出要做他们的公正裁判,便有了之后三个人的小秘密!

正如林破天刚刚那句没说完的话,上官老爷子当初求胜心切,过于勉强地施展了自己还没有练熟的招式,结果一个步子迈得太大,把自己的蛋蛋给扯到了,当场就直接趴下了!

这种丢人丢到家的事情发生在上官老爷子身上,可把他当时臊得恨不得地上有个洞钻进去!随后他红着眼睛以两人绝对不能把今天这经过说出去,不然就死给他们看的话作威胁,总算是保住了自己的拼命上官郎的名号!

如果不是林破天和李振东信守承诺地替上官老爷子一直保守着这个秘密,恐怕当年拼命上官郎的称号得改成扯蛋上官郎了!这可就是毁灭性地打击了!

因此当林破天把话说到这里的时候,上官老爷子就立即跳着脚地制止了他。

“把蛋给?把蛋给怎么了?”站在一旁的上官风非常好奇当年爷爷所发生的事情,顿时好奇地探过头来问道。

听到自己的孙子这么一问,上官老爷子的额头顿时闪过几根暴跳的青筋,恨恨地瞪了他一眼:“大人说话,小孩子插什么嘴,一边玩儿去!”

“切……”看着老爷子那有些发红的眼睛,上官锋不由得撇了撇,身为心理学界的新星人物,上官锋自然已经从老爷子的言行举止中猜测到了什么,把蛋给……该不会是把蛋给撤了吧!

“当时他步子迈得太大,把一老乡的蛋都给踩碎了,结果被关了整整一个星期的紧闭。”林破天轻咳了一声,说出了一段让其他人怎么都不相信的话来,总算是把这个话给接过去了。

“你们这是什么表情?”上官老爷子扭头看了看,发现一帮家伙面露怪异地看着自己,尤其是还时不时地往自己下半身瞄,下意识地身手往下挡,但是马上又意识到不对,不由得瞪着眼晴说道,“你们没听破天大叔说嘛?是我把蛋给踩碎了!”

“哦!原来如此!”众位老爷子顿时一脸恍然大悟,“原来是蛋碎了!”

“我……”面对老伙计们那带着坏笑的调侃,上官老爷子顿时涨红着脸,额头的青筋不住暴跳。我个暴脾气啊!要不是现在这里有这么多的后背在场,老头子我倒真的要跟你们比一比谁的蛋比较大!

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