第四百十八章 嗨翻全场!
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“这个……这个是真的吗?!”女主持人一脸惊骇地看着眼前这一盆郁郁葱葱、水灵灵的樱桃树,“你竟然真的用那个种子种出了樱桃?!”
开心笑着说道:“这樱桃就在你面前,你要是不相信,干嘛不摘一颗尝尝?”
“可以吗?”早就蠢蠢欲动的女主持人一听,立即身手抓住了她早已盯了很久的樱桃,入手的那种细嫩凉爽的触觉一下子让她判断出这绝对是一颗真的樱桃,她轻轻用力将樱桃从枝头上摘了下来,然后在手上搓了搓,直接放入了口中。龙腾小说ltxs520.com
“咯擦!”随着一阵清脆的果肉裂开的声音响起,女主持人一口要下了一口果肉,“唔!好吃!太好吃了!这真的是樱桃!”
“你也不要光顾着自己吃,观众朋友们都还没的吃呢!”看着女主持人那一脸享受的模样,开心顿时露出了一丝哭笑不得的声神情。
“啊?啊!”女主持人顿时回过神来,立即招呼着两名工作人员上来捧起花盆,随后便搬下了舞台,开始挨个地分发樱桃去了。
这一盆的樱桃说多不多,说少不少,在哪足有半米多高的枝干上竟然结出了百来个果实!天知道这一盆樱桃究竟是怎么变出来的!
“天哪!这樱桃树到底是怎么变出来的啊?刚刚明明是一个空花盆啊!”大多数网友都发出了一个个的疑问。
“那张小桌子已经被拆的七零八落的,不可能有什么机关的吧?那块抹布就算再大也从不可能藏下一棵树啊?再说那颗樱桃树可是从下面往上长出来的!天哪。我的脑袋已经快要爆炸了!那位破解大人来破解一下啊!”
“对啊对啊!小桌子、抹布、花盆、种子,就凭这些东西。开心到底是怎么变出一颗樱桃树来的?!而且还是一颗长满樱桃的樱桃树!大家可以看看镜头的特写,刚刚有个人从上面摘了一颗下来,我刚刚一直在看,那枝头上还带着一丝从里面扯出来的果肉,这樱桃绝对是真货啊!”
“这不科学啊!”就在众人围绕着开心的这个魔术讨论的不亦乐乎的时候,有位网友突然发表了不同的看法,“这樱桃又不是小金橘,它可是属于小乔木啊。成年的樱桃树足有七八米高!这个植株才半米高,这个肯定不是樱桃!”
“你管他是不是樱桃呢!人家这是魔术表演,不是农业科普!楼主是傻逼!鉴定完毕!”
“就是就是!楼主你的脑袋到底是啥构造啊?这关注的角度可真特别!”
“楼歪了,请注意!咱们现在进行的是魔术节目的讨论,农业栏目的请自动闪退!”
就在网上闹得不亦乐乎的时候,那群电视台的领导们则是一个个笑得连嘴巴都合不拢了!
在开心表演完这个魔术的时候,元宵晚会的收视率已经再次飙升。现在已经达到了7%,这已经超过了以往任何一届元宵晚会的收视率了!而且看势头,还在不停地往上涨呢!
哎呀呀呀,这开心还真的是我们华夏电视台的福星啊!这一帮华夏电视台的领导尤其是综艺频道的负责领导更是美滋滋地琢磨着,是不是该跟开心好好聊聊,让他开一个长期节目呢?
与此同时。刚刚引来一番轰动的开心依然站在舞台上,稍稍摆弄了一下手上的那块抹布,说道:“这个樱桃果子数量有限,没有分到的朋友也别担心,待会儿会有的!”
“接下来。我还需要一颗种子”开心伸出手来,“哪位朋友那边有种子?”
“我!我这边有!”这个时候。很多观众纷纷站了起来,手中捏着刚刚吃下来的果实的种子。
“啊?都有啊!那好,那就都拿上来吧!”开心把手一挥,那几位观众拿着种子纷纷走上来。
有拿着桃子核的,也有拿着苹果籽的,还有荔枝和龙眼的种子,基本上刚刚吃过的水果的种子全都有了!
“好吧,早知道的话,我刚刚就只变一种水果出来了!”开心一脸苦笑着说道,“这么多的水果,还是不要全都种出来了吧?”
“要!”这个时候,这帮观众们开始起哄了。
开心顿时把眼一瞪:“啊?你们这群贪心的家伙!刚刚明明都已经吃过了的!”
女主持人拿着话筒带头叫道:“我们没吃够啊!是不是啊?观众朋友吗?”
“对!我们没吃够!我们还要吃水果!”一帮蔫坏蔫坏的观众们在那位蔫坏蔫坏的女主持人的带领下开始起哄了。
“你这个叛徒!”开心指着那位女主持人笑骂道,“导演明明要你来配合我的,没想到原来你竟然是观众们派来卧底的!”
“你说对了!我就是观众们派来要揭穿你魔术底细的卧底!”女主持人将自己挺翘的"shuxiong"一挺,说道。
“哈哈!”看到开心那一脸气急败坏的样子,众人顿时哈哈大笑。
“你!”开心似乎生气了,把手中的抹布猛地一抽,刷的一下从自己身上甩过,转瞬间,四个与之前一模一样的花盆就这么出现在了他的手中!
“变就变!”随着花盆的出现,刚刚还一脸生气的开心已经露出了一抹笑容,“来吧,把种子都放进来吧!”
女主持人立即凑上前来,一脸期待地说道:“需不需要我再来吹几口仙气呢?”
“不必了!”开心瞄了她一眼说道,“你刚刚吃了樱桃没刷牙,我怕这些种子被你熏死了!”
“你!”女主持人顿时露出了一脸的羞恼之意,而坐在台下的以及电视机前的观众们则早已一个个笑得把口水都捧出来了!
天然黑!这开心绝对是天然黑啊!轻轻巧巧的一句话就直接把这位女主持人给黑的半死!
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