第四百二十九章 武胖喜当爹，开心很烦恼
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作为李家未来的姑爷，开心对于发生在朝堂之上的事情自然也是了如指掌，当他得知几北方的几大省市已经联名向国务院举荐自己担任国家治沙工程工作的时候，他便知道自己与武小松的计划已经完成了一半！
不过现在，不论是开心和武小松却都没有心思去估计这个了，因为，武家嫂子传出了喜讯，武胖哥就要当爹了！
在得知武小松就要当爹，而且一下子还是三个孩子的老爹时，武小松的一帮损友们立马就涌进了农庄之中，纷纷前来道贺，顺便抢夺三个孩子的干爹位置。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com
但是最终，谁也没能抢得过开心，因为开心直接以一句胖哥一家未来几个月内的一日三餐都由我包了，直接就把这一对吃货夫妇给俘虏了，顺利的抢过了三个娃子的独家干爹冠名权。
只不过这种大包大揽吃独食的霸道行为也彻底记起了民愤，在一帮大少们的强烈抗议加严厉谴责之下，开心无奈地让出了独家的冠名权，转而变成了三个孩子的第一干爹，顾名思义，在此之后自然还有第二、第三……第n干爹的存在。
虽然独家干爹的冠名权是没有了，但是好歹也成功当上了三个孩子的第一干爹，开心也是分外高兴，哇咔咔咔，自己都还没结婚呢，就一下子要成为三个孩子的第一干爹，这种事情恐怕也就只有自家独一份了！
在众人胡闹了一阵之后，开心亲自下厨。做了一桌的佳肴来招待到场的众人，这一餐可把众人吃的满嘴流油，肚皮直挺。也总算是抹除了众人心中对于开心用美食诱惑这种低劣的手段骗得三个娃子第一干爹称号的不爽。
此后的几天，武小松一直围着自己的老婆转悠，这恐怕是他除了谈恋爱之外对老婆最殷勤的时候！
“胖哥，我们吃过早饭打算去山里转悠转悠，你要不要带着嫂子一起去走走啊？”一个明媚的早晨，开心拉着李慕雪的手走进了武小松的别墅，给武小松夫妇送来了早餐。
刚刚从卧室里睡眼迷蒙地出来的武小松还没完全清醒。一听这立即高声回答道：“啊？我问问你嫂子，你等一下哈！”
话音未落，只听屋内突地传来了一阵武家嫂子压低了嗓子的呵斥声：“你不会小声一点啊。万一把肚子的宝宝吓坏了怎么办？”
武小松立即捂住了嘴巴：“啊？！哦哦！我错了！老婆大人！”
“呃……”等在客厅里的开心和李慕雪一听，顿时相互看了一眼，顿时被武小松那一阵低三下四的讨好语调给逗乐了。
随后，坐在楼下客厅里的两人便听到楼上传来的武小松不停的念叨声：“哎老婆。外面天气有点冷。你多穿点衣服啊，当心着凉了！唔，这个裤子看着好像有点紧啊，会不会把宝宝夹疼了？要不换一套？哎哟，这双鞋不行啊，鞋底太滑，万一在路上摔着了可怎么办啊！”
在武小松一阵唠叨之下，花了足足二十分钟的时间。这对刚刚体验着准爸爸和准妈妈的夫妇总算是磨磨蹭蹭地从楼上下来了。
“开心，阿雪。不好意思，让你们久等了！”武家嫂子看到开心和李慕雪，不禁歉意地笑了笑，随后向旁边正一脸小心翼翼地扶着自己的武小松丢了一记白眼，“都怪这家伙这也不许穿，那也不许穿，耽误了这么长时间！”
“这怎么能叫耽误呢？”武小松一听，扯着嗓子就要叫嚷出来，但是马上想起了什么，立即把嗓子压了下去，“我还不是为了咱们宝宝的安全着想嘛！”
武小松的这番话倒是让老婆很是一阵吃味，只见对方撇了撇嘴，带着一丝酸意说道：“宝宝！宝宝！你现在满脑子都是宝宝，你眼里还有没有我这个老婆了？”
“当然有啦！”武小松立即做出了向马克思宣誓的庄严姿态，“我的眼里、我的心里、我的肝我的脾我的肺我的肾都有你！”
“呕！你少恶心了！”看到武小松当着开心和李慕雪的面说出这么肉麻的话来，就算是已经老夫老妻的武家嫂子也有点受不来了，“没看开心和阿雪还在旁边吗？”
“啊？没事！你们就当我们两个不存在就是了！”开心立即笑嘻嘻地说道，“我得抓紧时间向胖哥多学几招啊！等以后我跟阿雪有了孩子，我能依样画葫芦地照搬照抄啊！”
“去！谁跟你有了孩子啊！”听到开心当着武小松夫妇的面说出这样的话来，李慕雪顿时羞得满脸通红，那粉嫩的耳垂连着腮帮子的地方更是红得好似一朵火烧云，煞是可爱。
“嘿嘿！当然是你啦！”在武小松夫妇面前，开心倒是毫不避讳，一把搂过了李慕雪的小蛮腰，在李慕雪的一声惊叫声中，吧唧一下在她那细嫩的脸颊上狠狠亲了一口。
“唔！你这个坏蛋！大色\狼！”李慕雪大羞，一个扭腰就从开心手中挣脱出来，几步窜到了武家嫂子的身边，搂着武家嫂子的胳膊将脑袋靠在了对方的肩上，“人家要跟嫂子一块儿走，不跟你这个色狼在一起！”
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