第三章 骗吃骗喝的道士（三）
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半晌，房间里传来低低的惊呼声：“啊！是大管家。更多小说ltxs520.com”
“快快把他扶走，别惊动我娘。”
一丫鬟涨红脸从房内跑出，她身体异常丰满，红袄几乎要被胸脯撑爆，却是刚才院中所见之人，她急将受伤的大管家扶起，低声道歉两声，搀他一瘸一拐离去。
“我这肩膀恐怕是废了！”
“不会，大管家名字里有个福字，自然逢凶化吉”
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声音渐渐远去，到院门时，张福突然想起什么，回过头来恶狠狠地盯了李清一眼，若不是他，自己怎会遭此厄运．
李清呵呵一笑，几步上前迈进了房门，屋子里满是脂粉味，墙壁刷得素白，一面透镜钉在房门正对面，下方是只小簸箕，里面放把铰子，斜对过挂一幅钟馗捉鬼图，图下是一张檀木大板桌，桌上只有一只玛瑙碟子，碟子里盛着几盒胭脂，在房间的东北角放了一张牙床，床上挂一顶软烟罗幔帐，颜色却是雨过天青，帐帘只放了一半，只见一年轻男子躺在里面，脸色惨白，眼皮却突突的跳。
李清并不上前，只寻一把椅子坐下，看着他，半天方才慢慢道：“我也不是什么捉鬼的道士，我知道你是装的，咱们做个交易如何？”
见年轻人不语，李清又笑道：“我有办法让你搞到童生资格，但你却须帮我过了今天这一关。”
年轻人一骨碌坐起来，笑道：“你果真有办法替我搞到童生？”
李清起身去关了门，这才回头道：“这童生也不是什么功名，全凭县令一支笔，我听说你大舅是剑南道的采访支使，二舅为剑南判官，如此显爵，那县令岂能不巴结？一个童生，在他不过举手之劳而已。”
张仇暗忖道：“此话倒不假，柳县令常来我家，就是为了结识舅父，可是此事若被舅父知晓，恐怕我会吃不了兜着走！”
便道：“不妥！我舅父知道我底细，恐怕不能容我胡来，再说，我要的是举人，并非童生。”
李清早知道他会这样说，笑笑开导他道：“饭要一口一口吃，先得了童生资格，再慢慢想办法去取举人，象你这样装疯，能瞒一时，可能瞒一世吗？考得上固然好，考不上你还有这么大的家产，何必这样苦自己。再说举人考还有一年时间，这中间什么事都可能发生，实在不行，出点钱雇个捉刀人代考，不就万事大吉了吗？”
一席话说得张仇砰然心动，他起初把这事想得太严重了，现在被李清一讲，他才回过味来，请人捉刀的事他也早有耳闻，自己舅父和剑南节度使关系极好，就算败露，也绝不会有什么事，但如果不败露，这县尉之职就到手了，想象着自己身着官服的威风，张仇的心禁不住热了起来。再者，装了这么几日，他也乏了，开始心痒翠花楼的妙处，正好就梯下楼。
想到这，他上下打量一下李清，所见所闻，这都是个胆大敢作之人，他心中突然有了个主意，便笑笑道：“若你能保我得童生，我们便成交！”
李清只要他肯答应，哪会考虑以后的事，便举起右掌，笑道：“君子一言”
张仇大喜，也举右掌猛击下去：“驷马难追！”他却忘了，对方不是什么君子，只是个跳出三界外的道士。
且说前院孔方道人已经换了行头，只见他头戴云霞五岳冠，身穿杏黄天师袍，腰系杂色彩丝绦，背插横纹古铜剑，两只脚穿双耳麻鞋，手执五明降鬼扇，浑然一得道仙人，直看得夫人欣喜老爷心惊，喜的是儿子回魂有望，惊的却是忘了和他讲好价钱。
孔方道人缓缓出剑，只见他轻踏小碎步，东走三圈，西趟两周，俨然画了幅太极两仪图，突然向南定住身形，双眸微合，他右手执剑，左手拿水碗，嘴里念道：“吾水非常之水，五龙五星真气之水。吾剑非凡之剑，可炼坚刚．．．．．．”
一连念了数遍，眼睛却紧张地盯着月门，突然，他看见李清的身形闪过，知道大事已济，心中暗喜，又大声念道：“急急如混元太上律令，普告万灵：天将统天下，伐天鼓，扬天旌，挥金星，掷火铃，捕无影，搜无声。”
他猛跳一步大喝道：“疾！”那剑所指，仿佛是一道无形罡气，击中了正在逃窜的妖邪.
唬得旁边众人皆战战兢兢，不知发生了何事，却见那小道士扶着张仇慢慢从月门走来，张夫人大惊，急忙扑过去喊道：“儿啊！你醒了么？”
“娘，我腿好软！头好晕！”说话间，身子一软，便要瘫倒在地，被李清一把拉起，这却不是装的，躺在床上好久，自然虚乏。
“你认识娘了，这可太好了，媳妇儿，快来看看你夫君，他醒了！”
年轻少妇虽心下明白，可还得应承这个景，强作欢颜上前拉着丈夫的手嘘长问短。
旁边张员外趁夫人无暇，急将孔方道人拉到一旁低声道：“昨日忘了和道长讲价格，不知道长要多少钱？”
“呵呵！贫道只为修身，倒真没考虑这个钱字，不过若不象征性收点，恐怕会显得员外心不诚，这样，员外看着给点吧！”
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