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第四章 犬猪大战

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胡mm笑吟吟的道:

“吃什么无所谓拉,只要你请我我就开心。最新地址ltxsba.fun”

两人走到小吃店外面,方林忽然灵机一动道:

“现在才11点多,不如我把这八块多钱买成菜,咱们自己弄来吃?反正老胡……哎哟,错了错了,胡局长大人中午又不回家。”

胡mm心中却还是很期盼和方林过二人世界的,但是她却知道昨天老爸值夜班,此时正在家里睡觉呢,脑海里灵光一闪道:

“回家太远了,我有个死党要考研,就在旧教师楼里面租的宿舍住,在走廊上自个儿弄了个小厨房,咱们去她那里弄就是了。”

于是两人便兴冲冲的跑去买菜,方林负责把关质量,而胡mm则当仁不让的负责杀价。两人在这种平凡的过程中,心底却涌现出了一种陌生的奇异甜蜜。这些家人之间做的理所当然事情,于两人来说都是陌生的体验,但是心里却有一种奇异的滋味在暗暗滋生,胡mm看着旁边一对手牵手买菜的小两口,脸颊略带晕红,看上去更是倍增俏丽,挑了几样菜以后方林忽然奇道:

“巴比这家伙怎么不见了?”

他的话音刚落,就听到不远处有狼狗愤怒咆哮的声音,仔细一看,却是一头被主人紧紧的栓住的巨型黑黄毛色狼犬在狂吠着,而巴比这圆滚滚的家伙竟然趁其不备,从它的饭盆里直接叼走了一块肉骨头!就在狼犬刚好够不到的地方美滋滋的啃了起来。小鼻子朝天啃得满嘴流油,发出惬意的猪哼声,完全漠视旁边一米之外愤怒狂叫的巨大狼狗。

旁人见了都啧啧称奇,觉得这只小黑猪当真是猪胆包天,便是一个正常的成年人在那么靠近那巨大狼狗的地方,纵然知道咬不到自己,也会下意识的回避,而那小猪老神在在啃骨头的模样实在有些叫人捧腹,同狼狗的火冒三丈形成了鲜明的对照。一时间围观者甚众,都在指点嘲笑着那头狼狗。

但是这狗的主人却觉得丢了脸,他本就是个杀猪卖肉的,姓格当然就要粗暴一些,又喝了些酒,走出来一看,见自己的爱犬被如此戏弄丢了脸,顿时暴跳如雷,走上前去佯作牵狗,手指一抹就把狼犬脖子上的锁链给解脱了!

这头直立起来少说也有人高的德国狼犬获得自由,陡的一声凶猛的嚎叫,虎的腾空而起,吐出红红的长舌向着巴比直扑了上去!

二者体型相差悬殊,圆滚滚的巴比顶多就一个排球大小,那德国狼犬重达50公斤,高大威猛,疯狂咆哮,二者相比之下,当然是悬殊得没有任何的可比姓!

当时价钱已经谈妥,胡mm正笑吟吟的看着巴比耍宝,谁知道陡然间出了这档子事儿,尖叫一声!一把拉住了方林,指甲都扣入了他的胳膊肉里,急得话都说得有些错乱了“巴比……救救,狗跑了!”

方林正在专心致志的挑选豆腐,闻言愕然道:

“什么?”

然后继续埋头挑东西,胡mm急得使劲儿摇晃他的手臂:

“快去救救巴比,有狼狗挣脱了链子正在追它!”

“什么!狼狗!”方林大惊抬头,变色道:“我靠,还是德国的名种黑背!要是弄伤了该赔多少钱啊!”

这时候巴比的小猪拱嘴正叼着骨头四处乱窜,看起来圆滚滚似皮球的身体却出奇的灵活,不停的变向撒丫子奔跑,那大型狼犬追在它的身后,吃足了体型过大的苦头,被耍弄得够呛,气得不住狂叫,声音令旁边的人耳朵里都嗡嗡作响。

胡mm听了方林的话愕然怒道:

“你这人怎么只想得到钱!巴比那么可爱的,咬伤了我非叫爸爸来把这只狗打死不可!”

方林咳嗽了几声,哭笑不得的欲言又止——担心巴比这头批着猪皮的变态霸王龙会被一头狼犬咬伤?这似乎完全没有任何的必要,就好比是担心胡mm是个飞机场那样荒谬——方林担心的是怕巴比把狼犬给玩个半死自己没钱赔!

这时候巴比看似已经被逼到了角落当中,退无可退,巨大的狼犬恶狠狠的腾空扑出,誓要将之按到自己的爪子下面猛力撕咬。而巴比圆滚滚的身躯却忽的窥准了空隙,从它的肚子下面敏捷的窜了出去!

这一下令得旁边人都吃惊不已,而最为荒谬的是,巴比窜过去以后,那头巨大狼狗竟然马上夹着尾巴哀嚎了起来,痛苦无比的跑回自己的窝里面去了。围观人大奇,连狗主人也不能相信自己的眼睛,将这头看起来痛苦无比的爱犬拉到一边仔细检查,却看不出任何伤势。

而这时候,方林已经买好了菜,直接牵着胡mm与得意喷着响鼻的巴比逃之夭夭了。

胡mm同样也是充满疑惑,不知道为什么那条狗会突然惨叫,看着方林与得意的小黑猪巴比,大眼睛眨了几下,忽然伸手拧住了方林的耳朵,另外一只手叉腰摆出了全智贤的经典野蛮女友造型,恶狠狠的道:

“到底是怎么回事?还不给给老娘从实招来?”

方林忽然转头对着胡mm的背后吃惊道:

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