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【104】舌战“大圣人”

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方天龙凑到老冯的耳边小声道:“这‘极品教官’是学年末才评选的,首先要求教官所带的班级学年末平均成绩能排在第一位,同时还要求大演练的综合成绩也要第一,完了这个班级的两位班主任才有资格参加评选,而且评选是由全体学员投票产生的,你们A班……”方天龙摇了摇头,“你们A班这几次双周试的成绩都是五个班里倒数第一,还怎么评‘极品教官’,就算学年末你们A班的成绩能奇迹般的成为第一,那还有方庭跟你竞争嘛,我这不是王婆卖瓜自卖自夸,我这女儿连续三年都能评上‘极品教官’,她有她的优势,你才第一次带学员,又没有经验……”

“行了行了方SIR,”老冯听不下去了,不就是个极品教官么,说要手到擒来它就得手到擒来,于是说,“就这样了,待会记得帮我说说。更多小说ltxs520.com”说罢便自顾自回到自己座位上去了。

方天龙暗暗郁闷,这不是为难我么,怎么说啊!看了看苏启通,苏启通也是一脸无奈,拿起投票结果宣布道:“大家安静一下,咳咳,投票结果已经出来了,下面我宣布……”

“打扰一下苏SIR,我有意见,可以提么?”老冯当众打断了苏启通的发言。

“呃……可以,有意见当然要说一说,贵在交流嘛。”苏启通满口官腔。

老冯站起来大声道:“这投票看起来很公平,也很民主,但其实我觉得不妥。”

苏启通眉头一皱,子明这是提意见还是找茬,我确定的方案会有什么不妥,不就是他的得票最多么,之前我哪想到会这样,于是说:“那冯SIR你说说有什么不妥。”

老冯点点头,继续说道:“警察部要优化配置资源是对的,用投票的办法调动人员也是可行的,但是这个投票范围有点问题,就拿我和方庭督察来说吧,我们身为A班的班主任,有职务在身,还参加这个投票干什么,万一……我是说万一方庭督察得票最高,那岂不是得换班主任,方庭督察连续三年被评为‘极品教官’,要是她被调走,不仅是警校一大损失,更加影响学员的情绪,所以我认为,这个投票应该在非班主任的在职教官当中进行,各班班主任就可以免了,小史你说我说的对不对?”

史骏哭笑不得,你自己摆乌龙摆出个烂摊子来自己收拾不就行了,干嘛还要把我推出来,不过他和老冯一样虽有班主任职务在身,但也是闲人一个,而且他也觉得他自己得高票的可能性较高,想了想还是配合老冯一下为佳,连连点头:“对对对,冯SIR说的对。”

对个狗屁对,搞半天老冯是想脱身,其他一些非班主任教官不乐意了,纷纷发出不满的声音。

方庭暗暗好笑,这个师兄为了脱身连苏副处长的方案都敢当众否认,胆子真是大得可以,那刚才干嘛还到处拉票,这人真是难懂!

“冯SIR你刚才不是还四处拉票么,现在又提这意见是什么意思?”B班班主任徐阳发话了,他们B班各项成绩都排在今年学警班的第一位,除了副班主任史骏,包括学员在内常常都是一副不可一视的样子,得欠揍,他这人自以为是得很,以前一直被方庭压在底下,郁郁不得志,今年好不容易带到一个优秀班级,很有希望评上极品教官,自然是很看不起A班,更觉得A班班主任冯子明就是一个大垃圾,见老冯这种忽左忽右的态度,自然要挑挑刺了。

这个死毛!老子为在职班主任说话你他妈还挑什么刺,老冯心中暗骂,却笑道:“就是因为我觉得这个投票不公平,才四处拉票,我不希望这种不公平的事情发生在其他在职班主任头上,所以啊……我肩膀厚实,可以扛一扛。”老冯吹起牛来根本不眨眼,不脸红。

“哼!”大垃圾脸皮可真厚,徐阳不屑道,“既然觉得不妥那你刚才为什么不提出来,现在才说?”

老冯耸耸肩:“我想什么时候提就什么时候提,这是我的自由你管得着么你,下一个。”

“你……”徐阳顿时气结。

众教官暗暗窃笑,虽然投老冯的人多,但动机都很单纯,就是觉得他很闲,并不觉得他讨人厌,而徐阳就不同了,他那副不可一视的样子搞得人见人厌,众教官见他吃瘪当然很是高兴。

“我不同意,我就是觉得大家一起参加投票才公平。”徐阳心想老子就是要拖你下水,反正也没人会投我。

其实投徐阳的教官也有,但不多,排不上前五,不会因此而调职,但没他想的那么单纯没人会投他,投他的人都是有私心的,都是极度讨厌他的,想让他滚蛋。

“赞!”老冯一边拍手,一边似笑非笑道,“徐SIR这么说证明他要么大公无私气度大得惊人,要么就是虚伪得简直……哎呀……我都不知道该怎么形容了,我觉得肯定是后者,不知道诸位和我想的一不一样呢?”

会议室里一阵哄笑,众人都讨厌徐阳,这还用问么,老冯笑了笑:“如果徐SIR不同意我的观点可以加以说明,但你如果不同意,那么就证明你自己觉得自己是一个大公无私到极点,气度大到极点,君子中的君子,亿里挑一的大好人,大善人,完美得简直无以伦比,你是不是呢,徐圣人?”

众人又是一阵哄笑,徐阳自觉脸皮没有老冯厚,哪好意思当众承认自己是什么大君子,大圣人,如果自己承认,不更令人觉得虚伪到家了么,这要换了老冯肯定当仁不让,马上就点头承认自己就是个大圣人,还是超级的,徐阳于是只好气鼓鼓的转移话题:“我对冯SIR提的意见持保留态度。”

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