【185】求婚闹剧
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这……这……我是情歌王子，这歌颂母亲的歌不会唱奇啊！”詹东城灰头土脸道，在自己的记忆里哪有什么《唱你妈的歌》，不过自己好歹是唱歌出道的，要真有这首歌自己却没听说过那也太没面子了，只好装模作样了。龙腾小说ltxs520.com
“情歌情歌，何谓情歌？”老冯笑了笑，“亲情、友情、爱情都是为情，歌颂母亲自然就是歌颂亲情，难道歌颂亲情的歌就不叫情歌了么？难道只有那些男男女女爱得死去活来的歌曲才叫情歌，你这情歌王子当得也太狭隘了，失败，失败！”
“这……我……我……”詹东城也自觉老冯说得有理，一时也没有言语反驳了，面子全失，只好灰溜溜的走开，希望其他人都没有看见他出糗的这一面，特别是乔紫嫣和钟万均，乔紫嫣见了肯定会看不起他，钟万均见了那必定要在乔紫嫣面前胡说八道一通的。
想起这两人来詹东城才发现这一干人等并没有两人的身影啊，该不会乔紫嫣被钟万均骗去哪行凶去了吧，得赶紧去找找，妈的，钟万均，敢趁老子不注意又先下手，等老子再打得你变熊猫。
这时只见乔紫嫣神色紧张的从他们入住的东座大石屋里往院落里跑来，后面跟着钟万均在追，钟万均一身欧洲中世纪的骑士打扮，盔甲满身，手持长剑与盾牌，不知道的人还以为在这里拍电影呢，看得众人大跌眼镜，钟万均这是在搞什么东西啊？
“紫嫣你不要紧张，就让我当着众人的面向你表明我的心迹吧！”钟万均几个大步跃到乔紫嫣前面挡住了她。
“钟……钟哥你不要再闹了。”乔紫嫣哭笑不得。眼里净是尴尬。
“我没有在闹，众人可以为我作证。”钟万均信誓旦旦的说道。
詹东城一看怒火中烧，跳将到钟万均面前就要开骂，钟万均长剑一指，颇有男子气概地吼道：“你，给老子滚开，这里没有你的事！”
钟万均这颇有气势的一吼倒令得詹东城有些心虚，想想还是退开了。看你这王八蛋能搞出什么花样来，再搞紫嫣也不会看上你的。
钟万均冷眼横扫众人，突然长剑一指地，单膝跪在了乔紫嫣面前：“紫嫣，我对你的心意都是真的，请你嫁给我吧！”
“你……你……”乔紫嫣顿时无语，钟万均这个人脑袋是一根筋还是怎么着，刚才拉着自己在楼上又废话了半天。还是听不懂自己的意思，现在在众人面前居然更加离谱，求婚？简直是个神经病！
此言一出，众人皆哗然。钟万均居然不顾一切的当众向乔紫嫣求婚，这等心迹自然不会假，以往他地行径在人看来都是一个彻头彻尾的大狼人而已，现在能为了乔紫嫣一人毫不顾忌明星的面子，其改“邪”归“正”之心颇令得一些人心生同情。
“哇！我不要活了！”一个心仪钟万均已久的三流小女星嚎啕着往小树林奔去了，几个平常与她相好的姐妹都狠狠瞪了钟万均一眼，也追着过去了。
妈的，小钟这家伙脾气上来还真不是盖的，恋爱都没谈居然就要向乔紫嫣求婚了。还搞得不伦不类，不知道会不会被乔紫嫣扇上几耳光，怪不得把老子全班叫过来，原来是充当“布景”，充当观众看他表演啊，这家伙倒也有些泡妞手段。不过对于乔紫嫣肯定是不灵的，小钟今天脸丢大了，老冯吃着鸡腿看着钟万均表演地闹剧，暗暗想道。
钟万均从他那不知道哪里借来的盔甲里头掏出一枝压瘪了的垂头玫瑰花，递上去道：“紫嫣，我对你是真心的，为了你，我以后不再泡妞，一心一意只对你好，如果要问我爱你有多深。月亮可以代表我地……”
“住嘴！”乔紫嫣歇斯底里的叫道，对于钟万均她简直是没有办法了，好说歹说他就是不明白，就是认为自己可以打动乔紫嫣，一个人怎么可以执着到如此地步，更何况他还是一个见女人就可以脱裤子的狼人啊！
“ok！我住嘴，我不说，我改唱！唱到你答应嫁给我为止……”钟万均
嗓子，“你问我爱你有多深，我爱你有几分，我的情爱也真，月亮代表我的心……”
“嫁给他！嫁给他！嫁给他！”……
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不明就理的学员们看到这场景还以为两人一直在搞地下情，今天钟万均终于向乔紫嫣求婚了，不禁对钟万均这种精神所感染了一番，便帮他加油助威了起来，有几个女学员还流下了羡慕的眼泪。
“阿轩你如果像这样跟我求婚，我一定嫁给你！”刘蓉芳感动的抱住宁宇轩地胳膊，深情的说道。
“阿芳你如果像这样跟我求婚，我倒是可以考虑考虑要不要娶你！”宁宇轩认真道。
“那好啊，以后我跟你求婚！”刘蓉芳兴奋道。
“那是自然，难道还要我来求？哼！”宁宇轩不屑道，心想跟你在一起老子就吃了天大的亏了，求婚这种事情当然是你来干了！
“是，老公！”刘蓉芳甜蜜的答应道。
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