【293】该来的还是要来
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好好好，我是笨蛋，我是白痴，在这方面我还是一个吧，”老冯皱眉道，“不是……那你就不要再打击我了，痛痛快快来点实际的，ok？”
“来什么实际的啊，”崔小茹笑道，“你怎么还不明白，以不变应万变，懂了没？”
“以……呵呵，厉害厉害！果然好主意……不过是什么意思啊？”老冯快要崩溃了，一个女人难琢磨，两个女人就是难琢磨的平方，三个女人就是难琢磨的三次方……女人真他妈太难懂了，女人说出来的话也太难懂了，比和那些自以为聪明的罪犯打交道难多了，比一比，破案真是小cass中的小cass了。更多小说ltxs520.com
薛燕摇了摇头：“感情不能用价值来衡量，感情也无法让人理智的去面对，一个女孩子要是真心喜欢你，无论你再怎么样，她都会选择跟你在一起的，反过来说，一个女孩子如果不喜欢你，无论你再怎么样，她也都不会选择跟你在一起的，所以你需要做什么？什么都不需要做！这就叫做以不变应万变！”
“哲理，薛姨的话真有哲理！”崔小茹笑着说道。
老冯差点要吐血了，这是狗屁的哲理啊，说了等于没说！
“不要愁眉苦脸了，”薛燕开解道，“齐小姐去码头接那个乔小姐，这说明什么？说明他俩已经站在同一阵线了，要不然怎么会混到一起呢，问题不大，问题应该不大！”
老冯想想倒也是，齐悦既然和乔紫嫣认识了。还相互留了电话号码，说明两人的关系已经非比寻常，如果不爽的话大可以不来找我，齐悦又怎么会一来就抱着我啃半天，两堂会审估计不可避免，可结果未必就会让老子大失所望啊，审吧审吧爱咋咋的，只要审过以后还是我女朋友。大家一起快快乐乐相处，就算审死也值了！
两堂会审最终没能进行，不知道是哪个好事地村民把薛老太太家来了个拍电影的大明星的消息给传了出去，齐悦和戴着大墨镜已经很低调很低调的乔紫嫣前脚才刚跨进大门，后脚立马就有一窝蜂村民涌了进来，平常大家都喜欢聚在这里和薛燕打麻将，村里邻里邻居的关系都挺好，所以大伙也没什么顾忌。都当这里是自己家一样。
老冯看乔紫嫣一进来摘掉墨镜那付气势汹汹的样子就知大事不妙，谁知道突然间闯进一群村民围上了她，哈哈，这可是拯救老子于水火之中啊。真是一群可爱的村民！
“哇！好漂亮啊，妹妹你长得好漂亮啊，你演的电影可真好看，”一个年近古稀牙都掉光了地老太太抓住乔紫嫣的手热情的说道，“人民英雄，打鬼子的女英雄，真好看，小时候电影放映员一来村里放露天电影，我就要端着小板凳去占位子。我可喜欢看你演的电影了，呵呵！”
乔紫嫣哭笑不得，您小时候我还连灰尘都不是的好不好，这也认错人！不过大明星就要有大明星的风度，乔紫嫣依然热情的和老太太微笑，连连感谢！
“妈。老年痴呆又犯了，回去歇一歇，您认错人了，二狗，扶你奶奶回去，”旁边那老太太地儿子，一个叼着卷烟的中年汉子招呼儿子扶老太太回家，挤进人群，朝乔紫嫣憨憨一笑，“白玫瑰！你是白玫瑰对不对。我一眼就认出你来了，我可喜欢听你的歌了，你听我唱，夜上海，夜上海，你是个……是个……是个……是个……夜上海……，呃……啦啦啦……啦啦啦……歌舞升平……哈哈哈，给我签个名吧，白玟瑰！”
汉子唱完那又走调又忘词又难听的夜上海，赶紧掏出一张皱巴巴地硬质卫生纸，缠着乔紫嫣要给他签个名！
“不是不是，我不是白玫瑰！”乔紫嫣暴汗，赶紧解释道。
“妹子这可不对，嫌弃我？”汉子不乐意了，“你嫌我没有唱对你的歌，所以不承认你是白玫瑰，其实我跟你开了个玩笑，白玫瑰可是我的心中偶像梦中情人，你的歌我很会唱，刚才那是因为我家有的你那张唱片坏了，老是跳针，一放到那里就，你是个……是个……是个……是个……哈哈，我故意唱给你听的，快帮我
！”
“我真的不是白玫瑰！”乔紫嫣快要崩溃了。
“妹子！”汉子皱眉道，“好好好，我完整唱一遍夜上海，你再给我签，呃……夜……”
“不用不用！我签，我帮你签！”为了耳朵不再受折磨，乔紫嫣只好将错就错，签就签吧，真受不了！
乔紫嫣被这一群明星就只有一个，就是他们自己心目中的明星的这一群纯朴善良地村民给缠住了，又是签名又是合影，忙得不亦乐乎，还要哭笑不得的向大家解释我不是谁谁谁，我是谁谁谁，可乔紫嫣的解释根本被这一群朴实的村民给无视掉了，反正见了明星，高兴就好，管你是谁，我说你是谁你就是谁！
没想到还有这么好玩的事情，老冯远远站在旁边，看着乔紫嫣使出浑身的解数来应付这一群可爱地村民，不时被他们憨厚的举动逗得哈哈大笑，真是太有意思了！
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