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第四十九章 谭老希(上)

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郭十二问道:“师傅,你今天到哪里去了?”

罗桀说道:“去见了几个老朋友。”

齐南山说道:“十二,晚上就在这里吃饭吧,等一会儿,你师傅有个朋友要来……”说完他撇撇嘴,一副不以为然的样子。

郭十二笑道:“是打算让我烧符食吧?”

罗桀说道:“机灵鬼!去准备一下,那人一会儿就到。”

郭十二回头对陈红说道:“小红,把东西拿出来,我们去烧菜……呵呵,没想到我的手艺还蛮受欢迎的。”陈红答应了一声,带着其他几个伙伴一起去了厨房,有些食材是要预先处理的。罗桀又吩咐了一句:“十二,做一些大地龙的肉出来,呵呵。”

大地龙的肉,通常只招待比较尊贵的客人,一般不会拿出来待客。这玩意儿吃了对身体很有好处,郭十二也不愿意随便拿出来招待人,大都是给自己人吃的。

郭十二答应了一声,转身去了厨房。

罗桀看着郭十二离开,问道:“大山,你对他们邀请我们去狂兽秘境,怎么看?”

齐南山说道:“狂兽秘境……我们还是去一趟吧,十二需要增长见识,虽然狂兽秘境有厉害的符兽,但是有我们在……也没有什么了不起的,而且,十二的战力堪比大师,这次得到了古虫符,战力又提升了,我看……还是答应他们。”

罗桀说道:“呵呵,我原来打算稍稍交流一下就回去的,你知道……有了通幽秘境和祭坛秘境,其它的秘境对我们已经没有太大的吸引力……不过,上一次我们在狂兽秘境中收获丰厚,虽然也遇到一些危险,但是再进去一次也未尝不可。”

齐南山说道:“是啊,这次在祭坛进阶后,我也迷惘了,不知道该如何发展,那个李然说得对,也许我们就是井底之蛙。”

有侍者进来禀报,客人到了。

罗桀让人叫来郭十二,然后才带着齐南山等人出门迎接。

“谭老希,哈哈,没想到我们还能见面,你居然还活着,实在是让我很吃惊……”

郭十二吓了一跳,师傅这话可不好听。

谭老希看上去比罗桀老太多了,他不可思议地说道:“咦,你他妈的……怎么变得这么年轻?唉,我不活了……你吃了什么好东西?咦,这不是大山吗?妈的,你咋也变得这么年轻……操蛋啊!”

齐南山笑眯眯道:“老希,你还别不服气,我又进阶了!”

谭老希不解道:“你进阶?你他妈的不是早就进阶了吗?还进什么阶?哄我玩啊……”

郭十二不由得傻了眼,这老头满嘴粗话,说起话来肆无忌惮,连师傅和南山爷爷也跟着乱说起来。他好奇地看着,这人显得很苍老,须发皆白,但是精神极好,腰背挺得笔直,只是生了一双贼眼,骨碌碌地转个不停。

齐南山说道:“我哄你干嘛?”

谭老希根本不信,他说道:“你胡扯吧……妈的,你要是能进阶,草原上的野兽就不用吃肉了,操蛋!”他的目光转到郭十二身上,问道:“老罗,这就是……最近几天传得沸沸扬扬的郭十二?你的大师级小徒弟?”他一副不相信的模样。

罗桀得意地说道:“十二,见见你谭爷爷,他可是西符门著名的孤家寡人,大兽符咒师。”

郭十二恭敬地说道:“见过谭爷爷,我是郭十二。”

谭老希说道:“知道,知道……这几天,天天听到有人提起你,如雷贯耳,鼎鼎大名了,小家伙,呵呵,你真的是大师?我还真奇怪了……就你师傅这个臭水平,能教导出大师级的徒弟?这不是操蛋嘛!”

这原本是罗桀心头的伤痛,他收了很多徒弟,没有一个能够进阶到大师,直到收了郭十二以后,才有一个秦翰进阶为大师。他没好气地说道:“谭老希!我现在可是有两个大师级的徒弟,比你只有一个……强一倍!”

谭老希一副不相信的模样,说道:“你吹吧!上次我们见面,你还哀叹没有徒弟进阶,这么快……呃,我们好像有很多年没见了,好像有几十年了吧……”

齐南山说道:“你们要斗嘴,就到房间里去斗!老希,这么多年过去了,你的嘴还是这么臭!十二为了你,还专门去烧符食……我们进去吧。”

郭十二说道:“我先去厨房。”

谭老希骂骂咧咧地进入客厅,罗桀和齐南山陪着,三人斗着嘴,基本上是两人对付一个。谭老希根本不在乎,他是满嘴的粗话,开口就是他妈的,闭口就是操蛋。

罗桀等人坐下,寒暄了几句。

谭老希叹道:“唉,他妈的……老罗,你告诉我,你怎么变得这么年轻?也让我老希年轻一次……我是说真的,不是操蛋!”

罗桀说道:“老希,我真是进阶了,只是……在我们这里,即使是进阶了,也无路可走,真的!不操蛋!”

郭十二正好走进来,听到师傅这句不操蛋,差点栽倒,师傅什么时候也会说这种话了?不过,他倒是觉得很亲切,前世在部队的时候,他有一阵子也是粗话满口飞,甚至比谭老希还要粗俗。

谭老希心里已经相信了,他说道:“我说……老罗,你这么大年纪了,还进他妈的什么阶啊,诚心要气死我……”

罗桀说道:“没错,就是要气死你个老混蛋!你他妈的就不能不说粗话吗?操蛋!”

谭老希哈哈大笑,鼓掌道:“对!对……我就喜欢你说粗话!”

众人一时无语。

罗桀无奈地摇摇头,说道:“你个老痞子……算了,不说了!十二,烧好了吗?”

郭十二说道:“师傅,烧好了,我让他们端上来。”

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