第五百五十八章 浅浅那不太成熟的计划
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第五百五十八章浅浅那不太成熟的计划
这里是帝国首府,影子要塞军事重地,时空管理中心。更多小说ltxs520.com
这里是多元宇宙最重要的纽带之一,连通无数世界的次元通道交汇点,那可以轻易将坚固的位面屏障突破,让帝国得以随时降临在任何一个世界上的最关键设施就在这里。
半径一公里的巨大广场,对于一个临时性的人员中转港口而言已经堪称宏大,被重兵把守,安全等级sss,拥有二十座可以同时开启的世界之门,这种种描述都充满了让人肃然的庄重感,当它刚刚落成的时候,姐姐大人甚至提议,要在广场中树立我和珊多拉的雕塑,并以我们俩的名字为这个枢纽命名,当然,这个提议后来被我流着冷汗拒绝了。
现在看来,当时的拒绝是正确的。
因为这个广场上现在充斥着让人泪流满面的东西:拉私活的,运行李的,票贩子,卖茶叶蛋的,煎饼摊子,烤玉米的,卖报纸杂志的,兜售纪念品的,戴红箍的,戴黄箍的,举着小旗子的,我还迎面遇上俩带着墨镜给人算命的……
远看是帝国空间枢纽,到近前跟唐丰汽车站似的——还不如汽车站呢,最起码汽车站上没人当众倒卖军火吧?那边那个混蛋究竟是哪个部门的!!你丫给五更琉璃手里塞把高斯步枪究竟是何居心!?
“我觉得这里有点似曾相识的感觉。”
目瞪口呆地看着时空管理中心枢纽广场上热闹的场面,连一贯镇静恬淡的姐姐大人也忍不住如此吐槽,要知道,我家姐姐平常可是从来不吐槽的!!
“这群丢人玩意……”
我头大如斗地捂着脑袋,几乎不忍目睹眼前的一切,想当年多好的一帮铁血帝国兵啊,现在竟然在候车区外面围成一溜卖茶叶蛋,当初没有及时把西卡罗枪毙了真是此生最大的失策,现在那老混球的病毒因子已经在整个帝部肆虐起来了。
“这位小兄弟慢点!”我这头刚想到西卡罗那个污染源,某大叔熟悉的声音就在身后响了起来,木然回头,映入眼帘的是一身黑超脸型爆酷的骑士脸大叔正拦住一个带着大号眼镜的正太,开始他罪恶的推销活动,“要盘不?”
这老混蛋连十岁以下的都不放过!人类再早熟也没有从十岁开始就上街买盘的吧?
果然,被拦住的疑似正太的生物立刻就慌张地摆起了手:“不不不!大叔,我赶时间!那种东西……那种东西我现在看还早了点……”
话说那小子也够早熟了。
“小兄弟你放心,我这里啥都有!”西卡罗根本不放手,而是用空着的左手从地上的挎包里掏出一大摞东西来,“你喜欢奥特曼?动物世界?还是限量版的金瓶梅?”
那正太脸都憋紫了:“大叔!我真的很赶时间!”
“那行,看来你不要盘,”西卡罗淡定地收回光盘,就手掏出一副周易图来铺在地上,“小兄弟你姓甚名谁生辰八字,看我给你算上一卦!”
“柯南……不是,大叔,我真的没工夫……”
西卡罗无奈地又收起八卦图,追问了一句:“那你要办证不?这个快,一分钟就好,身份证第二代,保真。”
“求求你了大叔,你再不放手我就赶不上了!”
“得,这是我名片,”西卡罗看对方连办证也没兴趣,总算挠了挠头发,从兜里掏出张小纸片来,“以后要是用发票买烟酒淘手表都能联系我,一律保真假一罚十!”
那自称柯南的正太立刻感激涕零地接过名片,扭头就跑:“谢了大叔!以后会联系……糟糕……”
“咋了?”西卡罗正收拾自己那跟叮当猫一样的挎包呢,看对方又拐了回来,立刻好奇地问。
“车已经开了,”倒霉的柯南哭丧着脸,“今天就两趟回去的车,下一趟现在根本买不上票了。”
西卡罗那是谁啊,老油子中的老油子,老流氓中的老流氓,当场嘿嘿一乐,从裤兜里掏出张车票来……
我领着一帮大小美女在后面看了个全程,这时候一个个都快石化为丰碑了。
“阿西达姐妹要有这脑子,”林雪默然良久仰天长叹,“她们至少能吃得上方便面了……”
“别太乐观,”我拍了拍林雪的肩膀,“最近方便面涨价了。”
“诶?”
尼玛现在不是讨论方便面涨价的时候吧?!
“西卡罗你个老混蛋!!!”
最终,一声雷霆般的暴喝总算响起在熙熙攘攘的唐丰汽车站……咳咳,时空枢纽广场上,方圆两百多米瞬间鸦雀无声,中间空地上某个刚刚卖出张车票的帝国指挥官筛着糠就想跑,说时迟那时快,两道猫咪般迅捷的身影在西卡罗迈步的一瞬间就冲了上去,砰砰两声巨响,黑超大叔就横着飞回来了。
潘多拉&维斯卡联合绝技,一米二的强力下段踢!
别好奇为什么是下段踢,这俩矮冬瓜腿伸直了也就下段踢了。
“咳咳,头儿,好久不见……”
“不见你妹!”我差点一口胃酸吐出来,“昨天在火星基地卖盘那个是不是你?今天又到这祸祸人了?”
“这不是为了经济发展顺便磨练自己的反追踪技巧吗……好好好,头儿,我知道了,我去禁闭室……”
“我觉得这家伙出来之后还是盗版界一条好汉。”
看着西卡罗萧瑟的背影消失在广场上,林雪皮笑肉不笑地说了一句。
这个哪壶不开提哪壶的丫头!
“好了好了,阿俊,”最后还是姐姐大人一如既往地上来安抚我,她一边像小时候一样揉着我的头发,一边指着广场对面,“其实大部分帝国兵还是在老老实实当自己的协管员的,而且你看,那些不怎么靠谱的家伙里也不全是帝国兵不是?”
我一看,正好看见罗拉领着一帮信徒在给路过的游客……异界人兜售十字架,而在她后面,生意似乎不怎么景气的俩牛头人萨满各自举着一大架子的牛角梳子,牛眼睛瞪得滚圆,对罗拉怒目而视。
我就想知道,他们那些梳子的原材料是从哪来的……
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