第六百八十一章 对不起,您所查找的萝莉不在服务区
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哦哦哦,用脸滚了半天键盘的小泡泡你终于发现自己在游戏上不是那个料,决定来找同龄人玩耍了吗?
绮晶有些诧异地看着眼前比自己高一点的小女孩(蔷薇少女那可怜的身高啊,哪怕外型上是少女,可身高上真让人忍不住拿她们当萝莉看待),脑袋上似乎浮现出了一连串的问号,然后犹豫着说道:“玩?”
小泡泡眼睛里闪闪发亮,用力点点头,然后气势满满地拍了拍小手。
顿时一阵稀里哗啦叮里当啷,仿佛受惊的小鹿冲进杂货铺所引发的动静一样的异样响动从二楼那边响起,几秒种后一个金光闪闪的物体便从客厅的楼梯上冲了下来:“出什么事了?”
吉尔伽美什,或者通用读音galgames,人类最古之女王,现任帝国公主贴身保姆,最近掌握了一项让人无语凝噎的技能:在小公主发出召唤之后的三秒钟内必须华丽登场。
“唔吖吖!!”小泡泡指着身边正咬着手指眨巴眼睛的微型少女,用自创的小泡泡语向自己的保姆姐姐介绍起了新玩伴。
小泡泡似乎是让吉尔妹把自己的玩具都准备出来,反正后者点了点头就一扭身消失在了楼梯口,这可真是稀奇的事情,要知道,在这之前小泡泡可从来不把自己的玩具跟任何人分享的:哪怕是浅浅都不行。
话说去跟自己女儿辈的人讨要玩具,浅浅你这身要闹哪样啊?
“好吧,跟你小泡泡姐一块玩去吧。”看到绮晶脸上有些心动的模样,我鼓励地在她背后推了推:至少比跟莉莉娜一块研究怎么在竞技场阴人强。
“玩去吧?”绮晶重复了一句,突然绽放出大大的笑脸,“玩!”
看着俩小丫头欢天喜地蹬蹬地跑楼上去了,我跟珊多拉面面相觑。
“小泡泡终于找到玩伴了么。”
“两个特大号婴幼儿么。”
两人一同感叹起来。
不管怎么说,小绮晶终于对外面的世界产生了兴趣,更重要的是猛然开窍,决定跟自己的姐妹一起玩了,而小泡泡则找到了一个跟自己智力差不多的玩伴——智力最重要,平常她净让莉莉娜欺负了——这都是可喜可贺的事情,如同操心的父母终于看到孩子健康成长一样,我跟身边好几个家长一同老怀欣慰地出了口气。
结果这口气刚出到一半,突然从二楼传来小泡泡震天价的一声号哭就让我们同时傻眼了。
“呜哇……”
这动静,真是闻者伤心听者流泪,小泡泡就跟让潘多拉抢走了整整一个月分量的棒棒糖一样爆发出了整个屋子都能听到的哭叫,就连正忙着研究天赋树的水银灯她们也一下子安静了下来。
根本来不及细想,我拉着珊多拉领着后面一大群小泡泡专属七大姑八大姨三姑六婆促进会成员浩浩荡荡地就杀上二楼,结果等我们风风火火冲到小泡泡门前的时候,看到的是一个人坐在地板上嚎啕大哭的小萝莉,以及站在一边手忙脚乱的娘闪闪。
“这怎么回事?”
我一边上前抱起小丫头,一边跟唯一知情人娘闪闪问道。
“本王怎么知道!”除了跟小泡泡客气,跟谁都不客气的最古之女王立刻郁闷地大叫,“本王正在里面收拾房间,小泡泡就在门口大哭起来了!”
“阿俊,雪华绮晶呢?”
姐姐大人突然有所发现,四下打量着问道。
我一愣:对呀,绮晶呢?
“呜呜……呀……咕吖……”小泡泡含混不清地一边抽泣一边嚷嚷着什么,娘闪闪在一旁实时翻译:“小妹妹变淡了,不见了,被自己弄丢了。”
我当时冷汗就下来了!
雪华绮晶突然消失?这是开的哪门子国际玩笑!
但就在所有人都乱成一团,因为雪华绮晶的突然消失而即将展开大搜查的时候,我突然感觉到有人在拽自己的裤子。
低头一看,刚刚消失了不到两分钟的精神体小女孩正抬头直勾勾地看着这边,脸上还带着那种无忧无虑的笑容,嘻嘻呼呼地嚷嚷着:“哈啊,玩!一起玩!”
“额滴叮当诶,差点让这丫头吓死。”我松了一口气,赶紧把小女孩抱起来翻来覆去地观察有没有受伤之类,而珊多拉则看看我们“父女俩”,思考良久冒出一句:“刚才可能是没在服务区吧。”
众人:“……?”
“雪华绮晶不是还不会自己在现实世界维持自身么?她要靠阿俊的精神力来维持自己的实体化,离得太远信号太弱,结果就自动消失回到阿俊的精神海里面了。”
珊多拉这么一解释我算明白了,然后看着自己这个最近才认领的女儿头大无比:家里性格古怪的萝莉已经数量不少,原以为还不容易来个小鸟依人型的正常女儿,这怎么还是个只支持本地通的?
“好吧,问题解决了。”姐姐大人松了口气,挥手让大家各干各的去,自己个扭头向楼下走去,我愣了愣,顿时一脸扭曲:“等等!我怎么办?”
珊多拉冲这边露出个调皮的笑容,嘿嘿直乐:“陪女儿一起玩呗!谁让你信号弱的!”
“这是这丫头自己不支持漫游好吧,”我郁闷地看着小泡泡抓着绮晶的小手兴高采烈地依依呀呀倾诉别离之情,后者对刚才自己引发了怎样的骚乱根本一无所知,但看上去她已经对面前这个新认识的“姐姐”产生了不小的好感,偶尔也会回答两句,恩,重复小泡泡的咿呀声,“你们谁有办法来给我搭个信号基站?我今晚上还想睡觉呢!”
可惜的是,没一个人搭理这茬,珊多拉临下楼前还给我甩过来一个妩媚的白眼,唇语道:“这算惩罚!”
好吧好吧,不就是陪俩小毛丫头研究布娃娃么,我还能堕了自己奶爸的名声不成!
心头这么自暴自弃地感叹了一句,我扭头向小泡泡的房间走去,结果迎面一张充满怨念和警惕的少女面庞一下子让我就惊住了:“吉尔你干啥呢!”
最古之女王双手抱胸一脸惊悚:“你这个贱民!今天难道要跟本王共寝?!你知道这是何等的冒犯吗!哪怕是死,本王也要保护自己的……”
“共寝你妹!”我一巴掌就拍在这满嘴放炮的嚣张家伙脑袋上了,“比潘多拉还平的家伙!今天你睡地板!”
“啊啊啊!可恶的贱民!竟然如此冒犯最伟大的王者!你给本王等着!可恶……平板身材也是身材,垂直线条也是线条啊!”
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