第八百五十四章 这乱的
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“现在咱们手头谁是最闲的?”
我拍了拍坐在自己身旁,一心等待开饭的珊多拉妹纸,低声问道。
既然情况升级,就从影城抽调一部分人手来帮忙吧,真没想到,原本以为又是一次浅浅式的游戏,竟然还有出乎预料的复杂倾向。全球的异类暴走,这个弄不好就是世界末日了,而且美国人这次也拯救不了世界——他们的x战警和绿巨人这时候正在家一暖壶一暖壶地打镇定剂呢。
“最闲的?还用问?”
珊多拉翻了个白眼,“除了那帮欢乐的妖怪,还有谁比她们更清闲?”
我顿时拍脑门,悟了。
就在这时,饭菜上桌,我们结束了关于世界和平的讨论,开始招呼着吃饭吃饭,威廉让眼前一桌跟国宴一样的饭菜和珊多拉面前的六个电饭煲惊掉了下巴,我则站起身大声招呼:“叮当!叮当!出来吃饭了!”
叮当不会跑远,而且不管去哪玩,到吃饭的时候只要我一招呼她就会出现,这是宠物和饲主之间的默契,这次也不例外,几秒种后,叮当尖尖细细的声音就从杂物间那边传了出来:“驾!驾!叮当是骑士!驾!”
杂物间门下面的格是叮当的专用出入口,家伙骑着个不知道从哪抓的金毛大老鼠从里面跑了出来,老鼠身上还套着缰绳。
我:“……”
丁玲和林雪当场就窜桌上去了,浅浅则呆了一下,掰了一块花卷准备喂老鼠——这丫头是个奇葩。
叮当浑然不觉,在众人惊悚的视线中骑着她抓来的大老鼠绕着桌跑来跑去,一边跑一边嘴里呜呜呀呀地嚷嚷着什么,我听了半天明白,她在背凯撒大帝和项羽的名言录——但问题是这俩谁是骑着老鼠出征的?
“别闹了!”
我哭笑不得地弯腰把叮当抓到桌上,她的坐骑老鼠就在我椅腿旁边疯了一样的乱窜,这只金毛大老鼠已经让我很惊讶了,它作为一个生物,听从叮当的命令是很正常的,但现在叮当已经离开它身边,这倒霉玩意儿竟然还不逃跑那就不正常了,林雪和丁玲已经从桌上跳到椅上,现在看着正准备放大招,我头一次发现,原来那么威武霸气的大姐竟然怕老鼠。
而让威廉惊讶的是,现场除了这两个女孩之外,剩下的一群姑娘竟然都不怕老鼠:浅浅还在那抓着花卷给老鼠起名呢。
“从哪抓的老鼠!不嫌脏。”
姐姐大人无奈地看了正在杯杯盘盘之间跳来跳去的叮当一眼,准备驱逐入侵者。
“它不是老鼠!它是叮当的坐骑!它叫皮卡丘二号!”叮当挥舞着牙签细声细气地嚷嚷道,然后伸手一指窗户,“皮卡丘!出击!”
“吱!”金毛老鼠立刻站起身敬了个军礼,空间瞬移来到窗户前面,挥舞着爪挠了一下玻璃,顿时一道至少一米粗的雷霆便划破了天际,在傍晚的天空上留下一道几秒钟都消散不去的明亮长河。
“吱!”
皮卡丘功成身退地瞬移回来,叼起浅浅扔给它的花卷慢条斯理地享用起来。
我们:“……”
威廉:“……我……我绝对不问,但这个东西到底是什么……”
“轰隆!”
狼人哥半个身焦黑地躺地上了。
本世界任何生物不得对上帝拍打喂食以及言语不敬,违背者以渎神罪遭雷霆惩处,扣生命值百分之六十和十五分钟虚弱,除了我们一家之外,莫不灵验,这就是传中的神之权柄。
“不会挂掉吧?”
丁玲心翼翼地看了狼人哥一眼,然后充满敬畏地看着将金毛大老鼠召唤到餐桌上,正骑着老鼠满桌疯跑的叮当,“上帝?”
“对,上帝!”叮当骑着老鼠跑来跑去,而莉莉娜则已经开始饭前祈祷,伪萝莉女神官双手交叠在胸前,虔诚地念叨:“感谢我主叮当赐予我的醋溜土豆丝。”
叮当则接过对方之后给她剥好的花生米,一般喂给老鼠一半自己啃着:“谢谢莉莉娜给叮当剥花生!”
“这乱的……”
我捂着脑袋无语凝噎,叮当又找到了新玩具,而且这次竟然还是只老鼠,尽管这是个能引发雷劫的老鼠,但它仍然是个老鼠,恐怕家里又要热闹无比了。威廉这时候也悠悠醒来,他表情扭曲地看了叮当一眼,语气特别祥林嫂:“我觉得自己下午没走是个巨大的错误……”
“注意保密哈,大爱无疆都是不正常的。”
林风低声对他嘀咕道。
林雪开始继续追杀自己的弟弟,威廉则耸耸肩:“知道——感谢耶稣赐予我的酸菜豆腐……”
“轰隆!”
我一呆,然后招呼众人吃饭,莉莉娜则一声叹息:“丫错名字了,而且还是当着上帝的面,按单位编制,他应该感谢莉莉娜的。”
我继续捂着脑袋无语凝噎:“这乱的……”r
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