第八百六十一章 水煮
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小绮晶学说话的能力就是比小泡泡强。
“去吧，陪你姐姐打架去！”
我在小绮晶脑袋上一拍，指着二楼豪气干云，水银灯楞到现在也反应过来，立刻嘴角上翘心情舒畅，拉着还有些懵懵懂懂的小绮晶杀奔二楼。
十秒钟后，听着楼上传来莉莉娜的惊呼和三个小女孩战成一团的呼喝声，我心满意足地开始继续看电视，看电视上斗大的字写着欢迎明天继续收看……
尼玛，那帮倒霉孩子！
哭笑不得地听着楼上战斗愈演愈烈，莉莉娜已经开始抓狂地大呼小叫，姐姐大人过来捅了捅我的脑门子：“多大的人了，跟小时候一样。”
“我小时候总比莉莉娜强……至少不比她淘……至少还知道听话，”我挺不好意思地躲开姐姐大人之手，然后从随身空间里摸出当时从飞船残骸里收集到的血样，“我去找叮当了解点情况，那家伙吃完饭去哪疯了？”
“厨房，”安薇娜的脑袋从沙发靠背上冒出来，“这两天叮当大人经常偷偷摸摸往厨房飞，而且还会叫上莫妮娜，我都进不去，里面有神力释放。”
“她们又玩什么呢。”
我拍了拍脑门，迈步向厨房走去。
虽然大部分时间都显得很听话很好哄，但叮当也有让人捉摸不透的时候，当然用捉摸不透这么高端的字眼来形容是过了点，更严格来讲其实就是小东西冒傻气的时候你会觉得完全跟不上她的想法，而每次叮当冒傻气，她还会拉上莫妮娜。在叮当小队里，莫妮娜和肯瑟大叔与叮当的关系最好，其中又以莫妮娜更甚，因为莫妮娜也是个到现在还有好几门功课挂着没过的吊车尾，跟叮当相映成趣，相得益彰，交相辉映——反正就那么个意思，我实在找不到好词儿了。
厨房里只有莫妮娜一个人，没看到那个绿色的小不点灰来灰去，我探头探脑地四下看了看，对莫妮娜招招手：“叮当呢？”
“队长啊……”莫妮娜的表情瞬间有点古怪，好像被问了个挺不好解释的问题，我的视线则在厨房里扫视一圈，突然发现靠近窗户的灶台上还煮着东西，一阵微微的甜香从里面飘出来，令人心旷神怡，顿时三两步就跑了过去：“哗，莫妮娜，现在就给大家准备宵夜呢？说起来前天你做的那个小蛋糕真不错，小泡泡挺喜欢的……”
我一边说着一边掀开了锅盖，想看看莫妮娜煮的啥好东西，莫妮娜赶紧伸手想拦，可惜还是晚了一步。
锅盖掀开，热气缭绕中，叮当正在里面一边游来游去一边噗噗地朝天吐水，而更让人纠结的是——锅里的水是开着的。
我又扭头看了看锅盖，发现上面竟然还沾着一小块发光水晶，看来是用来照明的……
四周的蒸汽突然消失让正在欢快吐水的叮当困惑地抬起头来，然后一张花生米大小的小脸蛋跟我的大脸盘子双目相对，眼神交融，隔着似真似幻若隐若现的蒸腾蒸汽，我跟这个跳脱的宠物深情相望了五秒钟，然后一筷子把小东西夹了出来。
真的是一筷子，而且还是莫妮娜递过来的、她平常炸点心用的筷子，你说这位黑暗神妹子到底是哪边的？
“哇！快放叮当下来！”小不点被筷子夹在空中，手舞足蹈大声抗议，“这是亵渎！这是赤裸裸的亵渎！叮当在洗澡呢！阿俊赶快闭上眼睛，叮当被看光光啦，这样会嫁不出去的！”
“叮了个当的，赶紧穿衣服！”
我手一哆嗦，叮当啪嗒一声掉回锅里，在开水里咕噜咕噜地冲我吐着水示威起来，显然是因为刚才全面走光而闹着别扭——也就这种程度的别扭了，你说一个身高只有巴掌长的小家伙，她就是光溜溜地站在我面前，这有意义么？
“叮当就是洗个桑拿嘛，”小东西召唤出了自己那身神力凝结成的绿色长裙，湿漉漉地趴在我肩膀上，浑身还在冒着热气，一脸舒服的样子，“上次看电视说桑拿好舒服的，所以就让莫妮娜……”
“那也不至于把自己煮了吧？”
我伸手捅了捅叮当，这小东西浑身泛着微微的粉红色，也不知道是被煮的还是在害羞，反正她身上现在有一股奇异的香甜味道，难道……
“叮当煮熟之后就是这个味道？”
“她平常糖吃的太多了。”
莫妮娜特冷静地在旁边解释，然后将刚才叮当洗桑拿的锅端了下来，“这个可是好东西，要留着么？”
我表情特纠结地看着那口仍然蒸气袅袅的不锈钢锅，一想起刚才叮当把自己放在里面煮而且还将其当成桑拿的一幕，顿时蛋疼到忧伤，更忧伤的是，据说叮当已经把自己这么煮了好几天的，怪不得最近晚上总是感觉叮当浑身一股暖洋洋的香气。
“这个算什么？”
我指了指那一锅水煮叮当，真心不知道该怎么说了。
莫妮娜一板一眼地努努嘴：“叮当汁……”
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