第九百八十五章 论熊孩子打架的时候使用核掩体的必要性
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我:“……”我去这何等更加可怕的信息量!
“都幻想乡是个悠闲到令人发指的地方,看你的样子,果然如此。”我随意捏了捏那对毛茸茸的耳朵,结果对方九条尾巴立马跟风火轮一样在自己后背噼里啪啦了一阵:“捏耳朵要提前一声!否则会起鸡皮疙瘩的!”
“你觉得那群家伙要闹到什么时候?”我回头看了一眼客厅的落地窗,水银灯在窗口架了一挺火神炮,雏莓正在后面推弹链,火力指挥员是翠星石,三人攻击组正突突突地对着客厅扫射,好吧。自从冰蒂斯那个疯狂的家伙在家里设下女神祝福之后。这帮熊孩子已经彻底玩疯了,我刚才竟然看见莉莉娜偷偷摸到座钟旁边贴了俩塑胶炸弹!!
当然,不用这东西恐怕真的破不了翠星石的防御,毕竟那个人偶不知道从哪找了个二战时期的坦克炮塔在那杵着,每次开炮对面都一阵鸡飞狗跳。
好吧,这是凶残的一幕,这一幕的开端好像是莉莉娜抢走了水银灯最后一瓶酸奶,过程中不心撞翻了正跑过去的泡泡,于是三方混战。孩子多了就容易闹,她们是直接以超人家庭的规格开始闹的,紧接着冰蒂斯掺和进来,在整个房子下了女神赐福,让孩子们尽情玩耍……再然后,泡泡搓出一轻型导弹发射架是整个闹剧的开端——最后我就拉着狐狸跑出来了。
“日常,另一种意义上的日常。”狐狸幽幽道。
一根钢索从二楼阳台搭下来,“嗤啦嗤啦”一阵声响。真红顺着钢索溜下来给客厅里扔了个裂片手雷。然后刚要往上爬,只听得一声枪响,钢索被另一扇窗户里探出头来的l34一枪打断。
我捋着狐狸的尾巴:“让冰蒂斯照顾孩儿是我这辈子最大的错误,没有之一。”
“哐当”一声巨响,泡泡从落地窗里撞了出来,落地前就搓出一个火箭筒,返身给窗户里面糊了一发
pg,顿时又是一片乌烟瘴气。
“更大的错误是你把浅浅留在房间里。”狐狸深有同感。
耳边传来了反坦克地雷的爆炸声。带着二战钢盔的水银灯和几个人偶少女灰头土脸地从窗户窜出来,一个个宛若刚从里约热内卢流浪仨月一样满脸灰黑,连连咳嗽,我默默地看着她们结成临时战线,开始在院子里组装反坦克炮台和防御工事:材料是从水银灯的随身空间里拿出来的。
……卧槽只不过是为了抢酸奶你们有必要这么疯吗?!
八云蓝心翼翼地将尾巴收缩成一团,只有脑袋露在外面:“呐,你要再不管我就咬人了啊。上次烧掉好多毛还没找你算账呢!”
我耸耸肩,起身把水银灯从反坦克炮上提溜下来用力弹了个脑瓜崩,然后顺手抄起大喇叭对屋里喊起来:“都安静!闹够了没有!”
屋里的枪炮轰鸣终于戛然而止,浅浅戴着钢盔从窗户里探出头来对我嘿嘿傻乐,冰蒂斯大声嚷嚷:“没事儿没事儿!妾身开着祝福呢,顶多脸上熏点黑——你得采取活泼一点的教育方式嘛,我老爹过,战士的孩子人生中第一样玩具就应该是佩剑,妾身觉着你闺女至少也得按战神的规格来……”
你是晓雪将来要出生的话最好能抱着个
pg是吗?林雪非弄死我不可!
一帮子差点都玩疯的家伙统统被轰回去排队洗手洗脸,一个个脏的跟爬完管道的超级玛丽似的,大人们在后面监督,以防止某些不听话的丫头玩水仗,水银灯在我肩膀上晃来晃去,浑身脏兮兮的,还泛着火药味儿,等我把她按在水池前面洗脸的时候才算安静下来。
晓雪贼兮兮地凑了过来:“爸,你别生气,以后这会成常态的,毕竟在这个环境下长大嘛。帝国家庭里的孩子,玩玩火药武器就跟人类孩玩木刀塑料剑一个性质,您对呗?”
我一边摁着水银灯的脑袋给人偶洗脸一边白了这姑娘一眼:“那也没有在饭桌上架107火箭炮的!”
晓雪切换了精神链接,私聊道:“真红她们要回家了,让灯姐姐疯一下呗。”
我看了周围这些熊孩子一眼,她们身上冒着烟,脸上一片黑,个别人仍然顶着钢盔,身上还搭着弹链甚至轻型导弹,就在过去的十几分钟里,她们用这些凶残的玩意儿在家里饱和轰炸了一遍,为的仅仅是玩耍……尽管有冰蒂斯的女神赐福,打扫那些满地弹壳仍然是个艰巨的任务,我发自肺腑地感觉,自己培养出来的熊孩子们这是要逆天了。
话自己是以怎样的心态用描述日常生活的语调来讲述眼前这一切的?
花了好半天时间才把这帮脏丫头洗干净之后,姐姐大人让她们在客厅里坐了两排,开始家庭教育,姐姐的方针是这样的:玩可以,玩的过火了也可以,只要没出事,在你正玩的时候大人就不会出来干涉,但等你玩够了,那就该秋后算账了。
根据地板上密密麻麻的弹壳,这应该是一大笔帐。
浅浅开始蹲在地上收集子弹壳,她可能打算做点什么稀奇古怪的玩意儿,而就在这时候,珊多拉突然走了过来:“阿俊,塔维尔递交一份报告,你最好看看。”
“什么东西?”我擦擦手,接过珊多拉递过来的数据终端,上面显示的是一大坨半融化的金属疙瘩,我看了半分钟才分辨出这个好像是当初从父神家的地下室里打捞上来的残骸,而在残骸图像旁边,是正在随着自己视线移动而刷新的文字报告,“哦,发现残骸内有类似黑盒子的装置,记录了……深潜船离开深渊领域之后发生的事情?!诶等等,这什么东西!!”
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