第一千章 奇葩的人有奇葩的日常
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“你从世界碎片里捡回来的那个,还有亚特兰蒂斯那个,一个一米六八一个两米八六,”珊多拉的声音听上去懒洋洋的,“她们最近一起工作,为了区分方便就用大小来分。”
我:“……”
“说起来你现在感觉咋样?”我趴在窗户前面看着外面已经升到最高的太阳,突然就联想到了金光灿灿的尤拉西斯皇权,结果精神链接对面传来了后者气呼呼的声音:“不怎么样!新身体刚生成三分之一,你管管那帮妹妹行不行?”
我:“啊?”
“御坂们啊,三天时间她们朝我发射四十多个遥感卫星了,昨天上午还有一帮天体物理部的兴趣小组在我头顶上建起空间站来!”
我大惊,心说学校那帮熊孩子现在是越来越凶残了,珊多拉现在半径是大了点,你们也不能真拿“女王姐姐”当外星球那么研究啊,结果还没等自己联系教导处,盖亚就突然插过来一句:“珊多拉陛下,您不必介意,变轨之后那些卫星会绕着母星运转——它们是我的卫星,在您身边绕两圈是为了做实验。”
盖亚后面一解释我和珊多拉都目瞪口呆(好吧,珊多拉现在没表情),敢情这凶残的事儿在盖亚看来竟然已经司空见惯,军事学院里面有无数耸人听闻的兴趣小组,光御坂妹妹们组建起来的跟航空航天有关的社团就起码二十多个,这些社团从人造卫星到太空船什么都造,从去年下半学期开始,御坂们就开始成天朝盖亚发射卫星跟空间站,珊多拉这是躺着也中枪,她跟绿星一过来,学校里就掀起了研究三星系统的热潮……
我很高兴看到原本如同机器般木然的御坂们逐渐变得活泼开朗古灵精怪,而且有了这么多的兴趣爱好,但对她们的发展方向也稍微有点担心——你说我是不是应该现在就把军事学院扩建一下,给她们拉个无人星球过来当大伊万的试验场?
看来珊多拉只能暂时忍着,御坂妹妹们的试验项目好像还跟她们期末考试的成绩挂钩,能加十几分呢,而她却只需要习惯眼前有一群小苍蝇飞来飞去就可以,作为一个在九年义务教育里面挣扎了八年半(后面半年我基本上就开始在那帮无节操的帝里面挣扎了)的过来人,我觉得珊多拉可以稍微牺牲下自己,让御坂们把试验做下去,其实这对我也有好处,御坂们考试不及格万一叫家长怎么办?
到时候我又得一人代表一万来个妹妹的唯一家长过去接受老师训话,跟当年冰蒂斯上课一样,自己搬个椅子坐中间,周围坐整整三层的老师跟学校干部,而且现在影子城还多了个麻烦的冠希文,到时候那丫头随便给ps一下,她敢给我安个《帝国学院学业压力过大,学后补课宛若瞻仰遗体》的标题……
“无聊,我饿,想让阿俊抱抱……”
没几分钟珊多拉又开始嘟嘟囔囔起来,这次还多了个项目:想让男朋友抱抱,这听上去多温馨的小要求啊,我却只能听着一脑门子冷汗,天地良心,现在她头上的呆毛都跟喜马拉雅山一个规模的,我怎么抱!
“我说你以前不是也有过一次突然变成荣耀星舰的经历么,我听冰蒂斯说的,”我擦着冷汗跟珊多拉求证,“当年你怎么办的?那时候你就不饿不无聊了?”
珊多拉认真想了半天,回过来一句:“那时候没人可以撒娇。”
我心里顿时一片和煦,然后冰蒂斯咋咋呼呼的声音突然插了过来:“你俩有完没完有完没完,在公共频道半天了好吧!”
我扭头一看,发现冰蒂斯正在不远处的沙发上对自己怒目而视,精神链接那头珊多拉已经悄然离线。
“说起来,不知道现在这样和平的日子还能持续多久啊,”林雪戴着眼罩在我旁边坐下,“虚空这么大,堕落使徒为啥就成天来找咱们麻烦诶。”
我看了大小姐一眼:“我说,你只是预知能力出毛病了吧,又没瞎你戴眼罩干嘛?”
林雪:“别瞎说,这是美容用的,你没看见我现在一睁眼里面都是血丝么,万一将来眼袋下垂你让本小姐怎么见人去。”
“你就说你拉双眼皮的时候人家赠送了两刀。”
“……咬你你信么?”
要往常大小姐这么说我还有几分忌惮,毕竟不管自己再怎么牛x都躲不过先知的攻击,可现在大小姐已经看不见未来了,咱还能怕她?于是我当即往后一跳拉开至少五米的距离:“你来咬一个试试!我就不信你能抓着……”
大小姐嘴角抽了抽,一边往沙发上爬一边碎碎念着:“老天,我当初怎么看上这么个二货的……”
我撇撇嘴,继续趴在窗台上看外面,浅浅正领着小泡泡和八云蓝在草坪上玩呢,她们玩的挺高级:浅浅又在尝试把飞盘扔出去然后训练蓝把盘子捡回来,不过训练结果和预期的有点差异,狐仙少女始终懒洋洋地趴在门口晒太阳对飞盘不屑一顾,倒是小泡泡,每次浅浅飞盘一出手那丫头就窜出去了,浅浅挺高兴,玩的不亦乐乎,在她看来其实谁把盘子叼回来都一样,有时候没人陪她都自己扔自己捡的……
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