第一千一百二十三章 大小姐的二三事
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嘴角抽抽着,这丫头跳脱的行为方式和强大的执行力完全就是林雪和浅浅混合之后的加强版,不管她想出什么事儿来,都是如此的出人意料,不过有一件事是绝对要说清楚的:“你可别瞎闹啊,你太姥爷虽然知道我跟你妈的事,可不知道还有你这么大个的外孙女,而且全家至今还不知道你妈隔三差五就会领导一群人出去把另一群人脑浆子打出来的事儿呢。”
晓雪吐了吐舌头:“知道知道,我就是过去看看,挺好奇这时候我妈家里什么模样的。”
看着晓雪在那整理自己的衣服,我突然想起一件事来:“对了,你能不能稍微透露一下,你那时候,你姥爷姥姥他们都在干什么呢?”这件事我好奇许久了,因为从晓雪透露的情报,我跟林雪还有浅浅将来也是要跟所有相关家长坦白从宽的,那样一来,最终林雪和浅浅家里一群人都得被打包卷到帝国境内,而根据晓雪现在这无法无天的性格,我估计未来这个大家庭还挺和睦,我就好奇了,未来的时候,各位家长都在干嘛——因为不管从哪方面看,他们的闺女肯定是管不了了……
“我就知道老爸你忍不住要问,”晓雪早有所料地冲我傻笑起来。“不过这话题还真不敢多说……嗯,我想想,大概能说一点嗷,我姥爷姥姥他们退休在家颐养天年,许姥爷倒是挺有精力,他那时候已经开始到处跑着挖外星人祖坟了,据说还刨出来过奥特曼的骨灰盒……”
:“……”众人:“……”浅浅:“……我爸挺厉害的,是吧?”
这何等卧槽的未来——我该说许叔真不愧能养出浅浅这样几乎是用特种材料制造的闺女么?
“爸。我能走了吧?我还想去我妈那蹭饭咧!”晓雪扒着门框充满期待地嚷嚷起来,我对这个跳脱大条的特大号闺女根本一点办法都没有,只能斜了她一眼:“晚上记得回来,不准去炸美国大使馆,不准给你妈添麻烦,回来的时候给家里稍两瓶酱油……”
晓雪不耐烦地挥挥手,一边跷起一只脚来单手系鞋带。然后诶呦妈也一阵惊呼,就从大门口连滚带爬地滚出去了。我们一众家长在里面看着面面相觑。姐姐有点担心地碰了碰我的肩膀:“阿俊,你真放心这孩子到处乱跑啊?”
“你信不信哪怕咱们给那姑娘脖子上拴上拳头粗的链子她也照样准时出现在林雪面前?”我看了姐姐一眼,“打见面那天起,我就没打算能管住她。另外,我也挺好奇林雪要看见自己闺女突然就这么蹦出来……你说这事儿不是挺好玩的么?”
姐姐大人忍不住白了我一眼:“你悠着点吧,林雪就被禁足一星期,她肯定能知道晓雪是被你放过去的。到时候她绝对要找你决斗。”
想想也是,不过立即就有了对策:“没事。到时候我就把矛盾转移到那个熊孩子王身上,我跟她男女混合双打把晓雪揍一顿。大小姐气就消了。”
冰蒂斯用赞赏的眼神看着我:“一个变着法坑爹,一个毫不犹豫坑闺女,你们真是绝配。”
就姑且把这当成是夸奖好了,然后老神在在地靠在沙发上看水银灯和莉莉娜抢游戏机手柄,顺便等着看林雪那边什么时候联系过来——根据自己对晓雪的了解,那姑娘虽然行事风格跳脱,却也有说话算话的一面,说是不乱跑,那就肯定直奔大小姐家去了,因此恐怕用不了多久自己就能接到林雪气急败坏的通信,而且大小姐肯定还会宣布要找我决斗。现在自己唯一好奇的就是,晓雪那孩子到底打算怎么混进林家大宅里去,她可是亲口说了要跟自己“姥爷姥姥太姥爷”见面的,而且依她的性格,这个“见面”绝对不是隐身之后在后面跟着看一路那么简单——她只要不乘着登陆舱直接空降在林老爷子面前那都算她低调了。
正跟水银灯抢游戏机的莉莉娜扔掉手柄,捅了捅前者的胳膊指着这边:“喂,你爸笑的真猥琐——哈,你傻眼了吧!巴掌铺开了都够不着方块键!”
水银灯抱着那个几乎相当于她半个脑袋大的游戏机手柄一阵乱按,然后呼啦一声飞起来坐到我肚子上:“笨蛋笨蛋!我的特制手柄呢?你藏起来了吧?”
从沙发缝里把一个专门为水银灯好她妹妹们准备的小一号手柄掏出来:“莉莉娜藏的——你真不长记性。就准玩两个小时啊,然后按时吃饭。”
水银灯兴高采烈地把手柄插上,开始跟莉莉娜继续她们永无止尽的街霸,这俩总是在打打闹闹,从现实世界一直打到游戏里,似乎从来也不会感觉厌烦,没过一会,电视前面就传来了两个矮冬瓜乱七八糟的惊呼和喊叫,动静之大甚至把正在忙着研究十字绣的姐姐大人都给赶到楼上去了,我看着正挤在一块努力搓必杀的莉莉娜和水银灯,发现两个人的技术都不是一般的臭,一切操作完全都是随机的。俩人越折腾越来劲,而且还不断往屏幕前面凑,仿佛这样就能让自己的人物反应速度更上一层楼似的,但电视机前总共就那么大点地方,俩人自然免不了开始推推搡搡,终于,就跟以往每次一起打游戏的结果一样,她们直接在屏幕前面撕扒起来了,两个矮冬瓜在地板上滚作一团的同时,屏幕上俩春丽反而大眼瞪小眼地等到了time
over……
姐姐大人从二楼下来,一边一个抓住莉莉娜和水银灯的领子,提溜上楼去了。
而就在这时候,我的精神连接中终于传来了大小姐的咆哮:“木头!!你个混蛋!晓雪是不是你放过来的!”
“她到你那了?还挺快,”我顿时乐起来,看样子晓雪果然不负众望地把她妈给惹毛了,“没事的,我给她交待好了,绝对不跟你爸妈乱说,她就是想去看看你。”
“是,你交待好了——那混蛋丫头还不如跟我爸妈乱说呢!不对,她现在已经开始乱说了!”大小姐的声音听上去真的气急败坏,而且俨然要暴走的架势。
“额,那丫头到底干啥了?”我终于好奇起来,想知道天才少女陈晓雪到底是怎么成功混入陈家大宅的——好吧,只要确认跟林雪认识,要进去倒是不困难,困难的是,那奇葩大姑娘是怎么跟自己未来的外公外婆做的自我介绍?
“她说自己是我在巴伐利亚留学的时候认识的同学!而且宣布她在巴伐利亚的时候就暗恋本大小姐半年之久了,”林雪咬牙切齿地说道,“现在她逮着我家里一切女性生物叫姐姐——除了我妈,但包括我!”
:“……”
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