第一千一百四十九章 你大爷的
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“不久前,整个行星的昼半球陷入了黄昏一样的景色,引起很大恐慌,然后我们才知道太空中出现了舰队,”乔老爷子注意到我的视线。也跟着看向天空,“有人认为入侵者来了。不过我很鄙视那些家伙的想象力——用这种规模的舰队入侵一个石头子一样大小的星球?简直和派十万大军攻打一个在斋戒日开荤的单身汉一样可笑。我计算了一下,将整个碧蓝之星融化成液体都不够给那支舰队洗个澡的,所以我觉得你们应该不是侵略军,于是领着自己的人去查看情况。嘿,果然和老头子我想的一样,你们还挺好说话的,我甚至没想到你们那么爽快就答应把飞船转移出恒星系——我原以为交涉会很困难来着。”
所以出发之前你还带上了自己研究的外星人交流手册是么?
“前面聚集了好多人!”珊多拉突然指着车窗外低声说道。打断了我的胡思乱想,我这才注意到。在经过了一段异常冷清的街区之后,我们终于遇上了这座城市繁华的一面——繁华过头了!
成群结队的普通市民聚集在宽阔的街道和路边广场上。每个人都穿着稀奇古怪的衣服,手中举着巨大而醒目的标牌,我折腾了半天才打开悬浮车的车窗,顿时一阵声浪险些把我呛晕过去,外面沸反盈天的声音简直和风暴一样。路边有很多高台——或许是临时搭建的——高台上大多站着一个或一群貌似很有煽动力的角色,距离我们最近的高台上站着一个身穿魔法师长袍,须发皆白的老爷子,这个比甘道夫还甘道夫的老魔法师高高挥舞着手中的法杖,浑身缠绕着闪电在那大声疾呼:“以魔法的名义!外星人是存在的!”
然后下面一群仿佛从达拉然跑出来的法师们跟着振臂高呼:“公民有权知道真相!与外星人的交流必须全部公开!”
而在另外一边遥遥相对的台子上则站着一群年轻点有限的魔法师,同样是用奥术闪电吸引着民众的注意力,他们举着手中奇奇怪怪的小绿人模型,一个比一个嗓门大:“与外星人的交流必须谨慎!而且是全人类的事情!我们呼吁公开这个过程!”
下面的市民则更是有着五花八门的口号:
“应该立即向战神汇报!我们现在需要神的指示才能行动!”
“这正是神给我们的考验,验证人类文明是否已经可以走出摇篮星球!我们必须独立解决一切,才能让神满意!”
“我十年前曾经被外星人绑架,在我身边聚集了大量有相同命运的人!多年来我们得不到重视,现在我们要求一个可以公开亲身经历的途径,同时欢迎更多命运相同的同胞加入团队,我们的联系方式是……”
“占星通灵者组织在此呼吁!所有具备特殊能力,可以用电波直接和外星人交谈的人应该联合起来,我们应该成为和外星人交流的关键桥梁——相信我们,我们听得懂他们的语言!!#¥%…………%#¥#%#¥%……¥!”
我赶紧捅捅乔老爷子:“刚才那句感觉就是你研究的那什么外星人语言啊?”
乔老爷子满面通红:“我积极推广自己的研究,看样子终于是有了民间版本……”
我无语望天,这奇葩老头真是害人不浅……
外面的景象实在是让我心情无法平静,一口槽卡在喉咙里上不来下不去,你说要是在美国科幻大片里看见这样的市民集会或许还没什么,可是现在外面却有一个穿着法师袍的甘道夫老大爷在振臂高呼“外星人是存在的”,我再一次深深地意识到了神秘和科技最终走向大一统的强烈趋势,并不可避免地想起了影子城那帮骑着重型摩托街头飙车的血精灵飞车党,以及牛头人机枪兵和幽暗城死亡金属摇滚乐团……
一想到影子城我就终于无法抑制地捂住了脑袋:我tm究竟打造了一个什么样的世界……
乔老爷子和名为“雷”的战神司祭向我和珊多拉尴尬地致歉,他们觉得让外星人看到碧蓝之星民众如此失态的举动是一件很丢人的事情,而且看样子雷老爷子已经准备下令疏散这里的民众了,不过我和珊多拉立即表示了对此事的不在意以及理解态度——其实这在很多案例中都是正常现象,无需大惊小怪,我和珊多拉也不会有任何不满。
并且听到我的讲解之后,乔老爷子还陷入了深深的思考:“看样子那个叫好莱坞的地方确实经常与外星人接触,不过都接触那么多次了,现在他们还每次都把总统塞进防空洞里么?”
我:“呵呵……呵呵呵……”
就在这时,我们的悬浮车绕过一个街角,前面突然出现了一大片宽阔清静的空地。
尽管不到几十米的地方就是市民集会的现场,热闹的像打仗一样,但这里却竟然没有一个闲杂人等敢大声喧哗,整片区域都笼罩在一片宁静祥和的氛围中,甚至仿佛声音都被过滤了,只留下四十分贝的标准环境音——两个区域天壤之别,仿佛有一道无形的墙壁阻隔开了双方一样。
因为这片空地中央有一座雕像,对当地人而言,是宁死也不可冒犯的神圣雕像:他们至高无上的战神像就站在这里。
我探出窗外凝视着那座十米高,栩栩如生的石像,想了半天,只有一句话能形容自己此刻心中的激荡之情:
你大爷的123!
(果然被不少人猜中了呢……一说战神就都想到是谁了。)
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