第一千三百四十章 裂谷,希灵,还有狐狸
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我一呆,脖子僵硬地转了九十度,看着外面夕阳西下,落日余晖洒满街道……
希灵竟然是给塔维尔带早饭来了!她在这里看希尔维亚白天睡大觉,看了整整一天!
但愿塔维尔别跟希灵或者希尔维亚一样是死心眼。她跟这俩活宝打交道迟早得饿死……假如使徒能被饿死的话。
看着这间小小的店面,我突然想起前两天晓雪跟哈兰见面的时候无意中提起一件事:
哈兰很喜欢希尔维亚做的无水小圆蛋糕。
现在哈兰还处于返厂大修的状态。珊多拉跟我联手在他身上开了好几个窟窿,估计还得两三天才能修好。我估计哈兰跟贝拉维拉是认识的,但不知道他看见现在的希尔维亚之后会是什么表情,等他“出院”之后或许应该带着他来这间小店看看,让他见识见识无水小圆蛋糕和希尔维亚分别是啥——我充满恶意地开始推测到时候俩“前堕落皇帝”见面会是怎样一幕,现在这个希尔维亚简直就是当初贝拉维拉的崩坏版本……
我和小人偶吃了一肚子的蛋糕饼干小点心才回去,临走前和希灵商定好下次去她家玩——好吧,也就是等塔维尔的那套转换装置完成之后。去精神网络里看看希灵眼中的世界是什么模样。临走的时候我还打包带走了希尔维亚卖剩下的所有点心,回去当做给珊多拉的礼物:反正希尔维亚一整天几乎也卖不出什么东西,我差不多是把她橱窗和柜台后面的东西全搬出来了。
希灵打包带走几盒糕点,临走的时候还在高兴地说着塔维尔终于能吃早饭了——我不吐槽早饭吃这些东西会不会变胖,反正塔维尔也不是人类,我就想吐槽希灵这奇妙的世界观:她对我们这些“外界人”生活的环境缺乏有效感知,也不理解现实世界的人作息习惯是怎么回事。她仍然固执地坚信现在是早上,因为“塔维尔还没吃早饭呢”,我看着外面的天色已经近乎全黑,心说希灵其实也没错:塔维尔明天早上的饭辙起码是有着落了……
“话说你一个人偶,吃饭到底有啥意义?”我扛着小灯回到家,跟姐姐说了一声今天晚饭已经在外面吃过。便研究起人偶的消化问题来——因为她吃下去的点心几乎和我一样多。我捏着小姑娘的下巴研究对方一口整齐的小白牙,直到对方咬住我的拇指狠命地嚼了两下才作罢。
“笨蛋,这是炼金技术,你不懂。”洋娃娃大小的少女带着一副了不起的模样,仰着下巴说道。随后跳下地跑餐桌上抓包子去了:她饭量见长啊,洋娃娃也要长个子了么?
晚饭之后。珊多拉依照惯例会吃点餐后甜点,我就把在希尔维亚那边打包带来的点心都拿了出来,给全家人分而啖之——珊多拉一个人分到九成。分点心的时候我才注意到家里好像少了个人:那只各种意义上存在感都爆棚的狐狸好像不见了。
“狐狸去哪了?”我捏着一网兜动物饼干四下张望,这些小饼干就是给她预备的,我觉得自己现在就好像一个举着肉骨头呼唤家里哈士奇的苦逼,深深后悔于为啥养了个二货……
“不知道,吃饭前就跑出去了。”浅浅头也不抬地说道,她正忙着把饼干泡在牛奶里,等饼干几乎泡软之后再用勺捞着吃:这是她吃饼干的古怪习惯,从六岁一直到今天都没改过。
当然她这习惯和珊多拉一比就完全没可比性了:珊多拉习惯在饼干上抹芥末然后蘸着甜面酱吃,手边随时备一杯八二年的老咸菜汤,她这套吃法推广到全世界我估计立马就体现出世界人民大团结的精神,就是比较考验人的心理素质。
正在我打算从精神连接里呼叫那头二货狐狸回家吃饭的时候,客厅里突然展开一道空间门,一团乱糟糟的金色毛球从里面滚了出来。
其实是跑了出来,但你们得理解,狐狸的尾巴占地面积比她人都大,平常她跑来跑去的时候给人的感觉完全就是个滚动的金色毛球嘛。
狐狸从空间门里跑出来就直奔有食物香气的方向,完全一副被动物本能支配的模样,我顺手拽住她一条尾巴,才让狐仙大人意识到周围还有一圈人。我注意到她身上到处是泥土,尾巴也乱糟糟地团成一团,甚至耳朵上的毛都掉了一撮:空前狼狈。
“你又跑去跟狗打架!”
我的嗓门瞬间提升八度,几乎被这个越活越退化的狐仙大人气出毛病来。
狐狸的耳朵耷拉下来——这是默认的意思。
我哭笑不得地捏着她的耳朵:“你一个千年妖狐,跟狗打架就是赢了也不露脸啊!”
狐狸别过脸去:“……输了……”
我:“……”
全家:“……”
这货跑去跟狗打架,竟然nm输了!
我带着震惊的表情一番追问,可算知道是怎么回事:狐狸去阿瓦隆找老朋友,遇上一只在神殿区徘徊的恶狗,当然问题的关键不在于那只狗有多凶恶,问题的关键在于——
那只狗叫刻耳柏洛斯,是叮当养来看守神殿花园区的。
狐狸跟地狱三头犬打了将近俩钟头,目前零胜两负三平,她回家打算填饱肚子再去挑战……
我努力了半天,才终于克制住给狐仙大人脖子上套个项圈的冲动,并深深意识到:再不给这头狐狸找点事做,她下一步就该去亚特兰蒂斯找宙斯哥仨踢馆了……
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