第一千四百八十九章 飞禽走兽二人组
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今日来信主要是告诉你几个比较特殊的情况,首先是我们跟堕落使徒的最高领袖有了一次意外接触,诶妈你不知道这次接触的信息量能有多大!说出来吓你一跟头——哦,要矜持,要得体。总之我们已经确定堕落使徒内部分裂成新军和旧军两部分,昔日进攻神界的是其中行事激进的“新军”,而堕落使徒原领袖如今已经偏安,我们和她短暂接触,在撤军时与其达成了“协议”……
第二件事则是你我最关心的大事,我们粗略打听到了堕落使徒的“大业”情况……”
我这边文绉绉地刚写到一半,突然听到玄关方向传来一阵嘻嘻哈哈连笑带闹的声音,一听这动静我就知道自己恐怕是写不下去了……
果然,自己刚草草写了点收尾的东西,两个身影就跟旋风似的从大门方向冲了过来,头前的是每天这个时候准点来家里蹭饭的林雪,后面跟着的是可能刚遛弯回来的冰蒂斯,冰姐一见我在沙发上正襟危坐而且手里捏着笔,顿时新奇的跟啥似的:“诶呀,你什么时候这么有节操了?大早起在客厅里就开始办公?”
我暗自叹息收起纸笔,这个女流氓现在明显处于亢奋状态——话说她每天大部分时间好像都在亢奋,也不知道为什么。我把那封基本上已经说明情况的亲笔信递给冰姐:“这是给父神的信件,明天你不是该去神界汇报工作了么?把这个捎去。”
冰蒂斯郑重其事地把信塞进一个星金石小盒,再把星金石小盒放进符文保管箱,再把符文保管箱放进神谕圣约柜,再给圣约柜外面套上一个两米多高的终焉文箱,然后严肃地看着我:“是给妾身涨一级工资的建议信吧?”
我目瞪口呆地看着自己顺手从小泡泡的作业本上撕下来的田字格纸被这个不走寻常路的女流氓跟保管末日文书一样塞进一大堆箱子里,冷汗流的都快前仆后继了:“就是关于这次战后事宜还有跟深渊希灵的会谈记录……你不必要这么夸张吧?”
冰蒂斯露出不忍回忆的模样:“别提了,上次你让妾身给父神捎纸条。妾身保管不太妥当结果回家让我爸看见了,绕着整个神殿追杀啊,虽然我用最高信函包烧饼是不太对但那不是没注意么……”
我:“……”
“话说你一大早就不在家呆着,出门祸祸谁去了?”我看冰蒂斯大有继续在“该不该用最高信函包烧饼”这个话题上无限延伸的意思,于是赶紧主动转移话题,“回来的时候见着小乌鸦没?刚听她在房顶上打鸣,怎么现在还没下来。”
“妾身出去晨练来着,”冰蒂斯一屁股坐在我旁边,差点把我拱到地上,“那只傻鸟在院子里练金鸡独立呢。大概现在她又以为自己是只水鸟了……”
我:“……所以我一直觉得小鸟的三观有问题。话说你还用出去晨练?你这么大一尊真神跑公园里跟老头老太太们一起打太极拳啊?”
“你有点想象力成么?”冰蒂斯对我施以白眼,“妾身刚从创生之柱回来,把那边所有恒星的反应速率校正了一遍——叮当个马虎蛋,用批处理来管理大天体,弄的创生之柱燃烧速率提高了起码两三倍,妾身过去给她修补修补顺便就当晨练了。”
我听的悠然神往:神族的日常生活真是太他喵的丰富了。
这时候林雪已经三下五除二地解决了早饭,她过来顺手把冰蒂斯推开然后坐到我旁边,很自然地靠着我的肩膀:“木头,见到深渊希灵了?”
“啊。见到了,还聊了点特别高能的东西,”我一想起刚刚跟深渊希灵进行的那次信息量惊人的“谈判”,脸上就忍不住带起古怪的神色。“话说你不会早就算到了吧?”
“隐隐约约知道深渊希灵在这次事件中会有所行动,但没想到她竟然直接跳出来跟新帝国交涉,”林雪惬意地换了个姿势,“网络分裂么……她怎么会玩脱的?”
“你都不知道那我就更不知道了。”我拍着脑门,感觉脑子里又嗡嗡起来,“这些事闹腾的人心里乱糟糟的。我还有点资深强迫症,你说这么多秘密若隐若现地在眼前挂着,我得多难受啊。现在我们都肯定深渊希灵只是想借着这个机会拖延点时间好继续她的大业,而咱们这边是别无他法只能跟着她的节奏走,然后使劲憋实力争取下次的主动权……啧。”
林雪抬着眼睛看了我一会,那一言不发的样子让人心里毛毛的,我还没来及问她到底有什么事,大小姐突然呼地站起身子:“木头,陪我出去逛街吧。”
我挠挠头发:“这时候?你不是刚过来么?”
现在是大小姐刚蹭完早饭十五分钟,按一般规律她正处于倦怠期,正常情况下她这时候应该跑去跟莉莉娜或者小人偶抢电视遥控——没想到她突然想出去逛街了。
“你走不走?”林雪拽着我的袖子往上拉,“这情况下选择摇头的男人十有八九都性取向不正常知道不……”
我看着大小姐脸上的表情,联想到前一刻自己跟她的话题,这才突然反应过来:自己太过于沉浸在那些纷纷扰扰的“大事”里,精神不振的模样可能太过明显了,林雪只是用她一贯任性又娇蛮的关心方式来强迫我转移注意力而已。
“你笑什么呢?”林雪看着我脸上诡异的笑容,顿时起了一层鸡皮疙瘩,“叮了个当的,本小姐感觉浑身发冷是怎么回事……”
“啊哈,细节问题不要在意。”我心情愉快地拍了拍林雪的头发,瞬间换好出门的衣服,然后看看家里还有谁:小泡泡在忙着给课本上画小王八,莉莉娜正在窗户前面进行光合作用,神族条子五人组最好别去撩拨,其他人基本上都还在屋里睡懒觉——看样子就自己跟林雪能出门了。
我跟大小姐来到院里,刚想把自己那宝贝座驾七千亿召唤出来,就有两道身影蹭蹭地蹦到自己眼前,其中一道身影最醒目,因为她身后有一大堆软蓬蓬的大尾巴,另外一道身影则是金鸡独立蹦过来的:俩人正是小乌鸦跟狐狸狗,她俩什么时候步调这么一致了?
“主人要出门嘎?”小乌鸦摇摇晃晃地用一条腿站着,一边兴奋地拍着胳膊,“带上我嘎?”
我扶着这只三观不太正常的傻鸟让她先把腿放下来:“你这又是从哪学的毛病?打完鸣怎么还学着金鸡独立了?”
“从电视上看到的嘎!”小鸟挺着胸脯,“作为一只鸟,用一条腿休息会很轻松!”
我一愣:“于是呢?”
小鸟哭丧着脸:“电视上可能是骗人的……腿麻了。”
我:“废话!你现在是人形!而且即便鸟形态你也是只乌鸦好么!你就不能干点正常乌鸦该干的事儿?”
“可是妈妈不让我抓老鼠啊……”
我:“……”
这时候那只狐仙大人已经绕着我们转了好多圈了,看我教训完小鸟才迫不及待地凑上来:“也带我出去好不好?”
林雪看着这飞禽走兽二人组这种时候蹦出来捣乱,终于忍不住以手加额:“喵的……说好的二人世界没了……”
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