第五四八章 屁的影响
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“得，反正都是你有理，咱不玩了行不行？”林子闲搓着被打痛的双手手背忿忿不平道。龙腾小说ltxs520.com
然而师月华翻脸比翻书还快，转瞬又咯咯笑道：“你吃姐姐豆腐是不对的，不过姐姐占点小弟的便宜还是可以的，来，姐姐帮你揉揉小屁屁。”手已经飞快地搭在了林子闲的屁股上抚摸起来。
林子闲顿时起了一身的鸡皮疙瘩，屁股一缩，连滚带爬地跑到了另一边，哭笑不得地求饶道：“师师姐，我的亲大姐，咱们不玩了行不行，好好的吃顿饭好不好？”
师月华又是笑得花枝乱颤，再次提着酒坛子挪了过去，一把抓住了又要逃跑的林子闲的胳膊笑道：“别跑，我有那么可怕吗？”
人家比自己内功深厚，林子闲连连挣扎几下，奈何又不敢再乱触碰她的身体，自然是挣脱不了，几乎是被人家给抱在了怀里，只能在那苦着脸道：“师师姐，我都求你收下答案了，你到底还想玩哪样？咱们不玩了行不行？”
之前把七派的掌门玩弄于鼓掌之中，他还暗自得意得不行，结果这次拜倒在了一个女人的石榴裙下，简直是不服都不行，关键是自己没人家那么无耻。如今这世道，不怕正人君子，就怕无耻之徒，尤其是女无耻之徒，更可怕！
“姐姐感谢你都来不及，又怎么会玩你呢？真是我的好弟弟，啵！”师月华抱着他脑袋在他脸庞上亲了一口。
光亲嘴也就罢了，偏偏还吐露香舌。在他脸上滑了一下。放开他后，鲜红的舌头又在唇边舔了一圈，犹如尝到了什么美味一般，看得林子闲一阵恶寒，赶紧擦了把自己的脸。
幸好师月华接下来也没有再折腾他，松开他后，招呼道：“快点吃饭。吃完饭回去把答案告诉姐姐，否则明天考试八大派就我一个人考不及格，那脸就丢大了。”
林子闲总算松了口气。往肚子里塞了碗米饭，随便吃了点菜，算是真吃饱了。
师月华也就随便填饱了肚子。本来吃饭就不是目的。然后起身走到一旁的柜子旁，翻出一面镜子架好，盘膝坐好，照着镜子将一头秀发给重新绾好，然后一点都不客气地指了指墙壁上挂的帽子道：“小弟，帮我把帽子拿来。”
正用牙签剔着牙齿的林子闲有点无语，爬起走到墙边取了帽子走来递给师月华。
师月华双手抓着自己的头发，对着镜子左右偏头看了看整齐不整齐，捋了捋发际的乱发道：“帮我戴上，戴过没有？从洞眼里套进去就行。”
林子闲翻看了下手中的帽子。发现帽子顶部果然有个洞眼，摆正方位后，站在她身后帮她套进了发束中。
师月华换手抓住从帽子中间冒出的发束，另一手拉整齐帽檐，顺手拿起柜子上的发钗。插进了秀发里，将卷起的秀发给固顶住了。再次对着镜子左右端详后，确认没问题了，伸手到腰带下摸出了一块紫黑色的木牌子，反手递给林子闲道：“帮姐姐戴了帽子，姐姐也送你样礼物。”
林子闲接过木牌子翻看了一下。发现牌子四周雕刻着一圈藤纹，一面浮雕着一个‘巫’字，另一面浮雕着一株不知名的植物，不由问道：“师师姐，这是什么东西？”
“我巫教的教主信物之一，以后有机会去苗疆玩，如果想找我，拿着令牌找到任何一个部族的祭祀长老，他们都会想办法带你找到我。还有个好处，持此令牌在我苗人的任何部落，都能享受最尊贵客人的礼遇，可谓是有求必应。”师月华看着镜子里翻看令牌的林子闲笑道：“这东西我可不会顺便送人，因为你们汉?人坏心眼的人太多了，我身为教主不能罔顾族人的安危，姐姐能送你这件礼物，对你不错吧？不过这东西你要收好了，不要轻易送人。”
“这么贵重的礼物，我自然要收好了。”林子闲呵呵笑道，心里却在嘀咕，吴成道送我一坛猴儿酒，释永新送我一串千年菩提念珠，这位便宜姐姐则送了面令牌，其他五个却是分文未收，是不是有点太便宜他们了？
不过转念想到自己把如云真人的女儿都给强行上了，顿时有些汗颜，暗骂自己想多了。
师月华哪知道他肚子里已经想了那么多鬼心思，站了起来，亲自取了挂在墙壁上的道袍穿好。
穿戴整齐了，师月华张开双臂在林子闲面前转了两圈问道：“姐姐我穿这道袍漂亮不漂亮？”
林子闲掀起大红袍子藏好令牌，咬着牙签哼哼点头，马屁话顺口就来：“漂亮，师师姐有闭月羞花之容，沉鱼落雁之姿，穿什么都漂亮得跟天仙一样，非常漂亮。”反正说好听话又不要钱，我会提醒你已经有五十多岁了吗？
师月华咯咯笑道：“嘴真甜，说得姐姐我心花怒放，看来平常勾搭过不少小妹妹吧？”
“哪有，小弟我是老实人。”林子闲一口否认道：“纯粹是看姐姐真心长得漂亮，所以忍不住拍两句马屁嘛。”
师月华一本正经地点头道：“看得出来你是个老实人，拍姐姐马屁没关系，以后别再拍姐姐了，现在还有点疼。”
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