第九七零章 女婿没一个省心的
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岳月横眉竖眼道:“甜甜,妈没跟你开玩笑,昨晚到底折腾了几次?”
看母亲异常严厉很严重的样子,柳甜甜低头低声道:“九次!”
“……”岳月倒吸了口凉气,拧着眉头厉声道:“疯了,疯了,果真是年轻人不知道节制,难道又要走老路吗?甜甜,你做姑娘的时候妈有些话不好告诉你,妈就是因为当初把你师祖的话当成了耳边风……”
为了引起女儿的重视,岳月说出了让自己终身后悔不已的。柳甜甜这才知道,感情自己父亲就是死在了自己母亲的肚皮上,这种事情对外都没办法说出口。
柳甜甜有些吓懵了,岳月告诫女儿,如果不想和她一样守寡,就一定要在房事上克制,甚至限制女儿一周不得超过三次,柳甜甜有些慌乱地点头答应了下来。
新姑爷中午要在家里吃饭,俩母女一出门,岳月便喊来管家,亲自安排了一大堆大补的菜单。
午饭的时候,小刀看着满桌动不动就加人参之类的炖出来的菜,差点能哭出来了,“妈,这也太补了吧,会吃得流鼻血的。”
“少废话,让你吃,你就吃!”岳月不管,硬逼着他吃,非要他吃不可,一个劲地往他碗里夹,生怕女儿步自己的后尘,她想想都害怕,绝对不能让如此不幸的事情再发生在自己女儿身上。
小刀一脸痛苦地看向柳甜甜,想让柳甜甜看在夫妻情分上帮忙求情。
谁知柳甜甜也往他碗里添了一筷子,弱弱道:“多吃一点对身体好!”
小刀定睛一看,柳甜甜往自己碗里夹的什么东西?筷子夹起来仔细一看,牛?鞭?靠!头次听说丈母娘让女婿吃这东西的,这也太奇葩了吧?
小刀差点崩溃,差点没滑到桌子底下去,费力地趴桌上奋斗,这顿饭也吃得太痛苦了,腮帮子鼓成了草包,两母女还一个劲地往他碗里添菜,逼他多吃点。
这还是第一次,以后但凡小刀在华南帮总舵,岳月隔三差五地都要让女儿把女婿拉到家里来大补一顿。活生生把小刀给整成了‘到丈母娘家吃饭恐惧症’,打死都不愿去,却又不是柳甜甜的对手,每每被硬拖了去。
都说傻人有傻福,奇葩的人总能遇上奇葩的事,所以不是一家人不进一家门,这可谓是无比痛苦的幸福!
由于小刀后来非常不愿去丈母娘家吃饭,加上张美丽因为有话在先,雷家的家事让柳甜甜做主,于是雷家的饭桌上也经常莫名其妙多出些大补的菜来。你说一次两次吃吃也新鲜,老是这样整,谁吃得消?娶个这样的媳妇回来也太可怕了,张美丽都怀疑柳甜甜她爸是不是被这样给补死的,结果雷雄不太回家吃饭了,张美丽也不太在家打麻将了,借口在牌友家里吃饭。
雷雄夫妇甚至和小刀商量,说你丈母娘一个人寡居挺冷清的,让小刀夫妻俩搬去柳家住多陪陪大人。柳甜甜自然是没意见,小刀慌了,当场就给跪下了,说是对父母的感情太深了,离开他们活不下去……
当然,这都是后话,此时的林子闲离开雷家刚到机场下车,随手摸出了口袋里响起提示的电话一看,一条短信,是茱莉亚发来的。
林子闲多少有些奇怪,还是头次接到茱莉亚的短信,不过知道肯定事出有因,迅速打开了查看。只见传来的简讯写着:今晚,武当,史密斯,权杖。
林子闲一惊,克拉克亲王他们竟然已经知道了史密斯的下落?道理很简单,茱莉亚不会无缘无故发这样的讯息,而茱莉亚既然知道了史密斯的下落,那克拉克他们肯定也知道了,对方想干什么茱莉亚也暗示的很明白,想以史密斯威胁自己交出权杖。
林子闲迅速拨了自己岳父大人如云真人的电话,一接通,立刻说道:“爸,我是林子闲。”
如云真人一听是自己女婿,语带笑意道:“怎么想到给我打电话了,有什么事吗?”他对这女婿是相当满意的,有能力有背景不说,司空素琴偶尔会和他通个电话,他能听出女儿语气里虽不张扬却流露出的淡淡幸福,女儿幸福可谓解决了他的后顾之忧,对这女婿的态度自然也就不差。
如云真人最近在琢磨一件事情,是不是该提醒他们两个要个孩子了?毕竟女儿年纪不小了。
“爸,我不跟您客气了,我有点急事……”林子闲急急忙忙把血族要去武当抓史密斯的事给说了遍,让武当早做准备。
事态有些严重,如云真人语气肃然,“林子闲,你老实告诉我,那个史密斯到底是什么人,怎么会引得血族的一群大佬来我武当寻事?”
林子闲也不瞒他,手上有他女儿做‘人质’不怕这岳父翻脸,告知了史密斯的真实背景,希望岳父大人当做不知道。
如云真人顿时恨得牙痒痒,然而骂又不是,打又不是,谁叫是一家人,还只能帮女婿瞒着。这都不算,还要帮女婿干的好事擦屁股……
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