第六百三十九章 大闹平康坊(续)
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房俊岂会怕这点阵势?
他轻松道:“殿下跟在微臣身后,保护好自己即可,且看微臣杀敌斩将……”
话音未落,身后的楼梯处猛地传来一声咆哮:“大胆鼠辈,竟敢行刺魏王殿下,想造反么?”
紧接着,一条身影自二楼直接跳下来,身在半空,飞起一脚就将最前头的一个皇族子弟踹得倒飞出去。
房俊看清楚这人,顿时一阵无语。
就俩程处弼这个夯货也学会给人扣帽子了?
居然说李孝友是要行刺魏王李泰……
程处弼刚刚从二楼跳下来,犹如神兵天降威风凛凛,雅室里听到动静的纨绔们便齐齐都跑了出来,一看魏王李泰跟房俊被围殴,这还了得?
一个个张牙舞爪飞奔而下,二话不说就冲进战圈,废话没有,直接开打!
醉仙楼大堂里顿时鸡飞狗跳,乱成一团。
都是功勋子弟、皇室宗亲,大家没事,可若是谁敢动兵刃,那可就大发了。是以双方虽然混战一处,拳脚齐上又咬又挠,不少人都是血淋淋大花脸,却也没有性命之忧。
李孝友被程处弼给盯上了,这货虎背熊腰、力大无穷,李孝友哪里是对手?被揍得惨叫连连,想跑也跑不了,身前身后都是人,不由得郁闷得想哭……
本想找李孝恭的麻烦,谁料想惹了李泰和房俊?
最离谱的是,特么他们怎地突然冒出这么多人,难不成是事先埋伏好的,就等着收拾自己?
双方混战,将不少来不及躲避的姑娘也席卷进去,顿时惊声尖叫四起。
醉仙楼里桌凳与碗碟齐飞,鼻血共肚兜一色,沸反盈天,战况激烈。
醉仙楼的老鸨在李孝友找茬之时便已经赶来,但是见到房俊和李泰出面之后,便“机智”的躲在一边。有房俊和李泰挡在前面,料想那李孝友也不敢如何。
可是接下来几句话说不拢,双方便大打出手,醉仙楼的老鸨哭死的心思都有了!这么多人打架,还不得把醉仙楼给拆了?可是这时候双方都红了眼,她也不敢出去劝架,只能眼泪汪汪的安排人去给大老板李孝恭报信,心里把房俊骂了个半死……
这个棒槌,每一次来醉仙楼都没好事儿,难道这就是所谓的“克星”?
最倒霉的,其实要数那几位倭国使节。
本来千里迢迢来到大唐就只是献上国书得到皇帝的大笔赏赐,然后美滋滋的启程回家……这事儿不是干过一回两回了,也不止他们倭国自己干,但凡大唐周边的小国,谁不知道大唐国大民娇,尤其是那些所谓的德高望重的大儒们,最是喜欢听些阿谀奉承歌功颂德的话语,只需吹捧几句,便一个两个的飘飘然,然后振振有词的说什么大唐仁义恩德,对待友邦亲切友爱,鼓动皇帝大笔大笔的赏赐……
倭国距离大唐虽远,中间隔着万水千山,旅途艰辛,但是与丰厚的汇报相比,所有的艰苦都不值一提!每一次大唐皇帝陛下的赏赐,都抵得上自家那位穷逼天皇一年的收入……
是以,倭国对于来大唐朝贡之事乐此不疲。
可今天是哪个鸿胪寺卿硬拉着要给咱在平康坊接风洗尘啊,倭国连天皇都穷的要死,以往的遣唐使哪里有余钱在平康坊这等高雅的风月之地逍遥快活?
倭国使节收到邀请自然屁颠屁颠的来了,可特么谁知道,花酒被喝上,花姑娘没搂上,却挨了顿打……
眼前这伙人根本不管什么外宾什么友邦,上来就打,倭国几个使节也恼了。倭国鬼子虽然穷,但常年生活艰苦,很是有着几分野性狠劲,见对方不管三七二十一上来就打,咬了咬牙,为首的使节叽里咕噜说了几句,立即开始反击。
房俊就盯住李孝友,拳脚一起往他身上招呼,打得李孝友哭爹喊娘,冷不丁几个倭国使节从一旁冲了上来,房俊大怒:“找死是吧!”
伸手薅住一个倭国使节的头发,一个冲天炮就打得这厮满脸桃花开。这使节惨嚎一声,软绵绵的跌倒在地,满脸是血,被打晕了……
李孝友胆子都快吓破了,这房俊太狠了!
这时什么脸面也顾不得了,大叫一声,撒腿就跑!其余人一看李孝友都跑了,还打个屁啊?不知是谁一声招呼,撇开眼前的对手,一窝蜂的就跑出醉仙楼。
纨绔们打得兴起,岂能让他们这般容易逃脱?
纷纷叫嚣谩骂着追出去。
房俊见到眼前几个倭国使节也跑了,拎起一张矮几就甩出去,正中一个使节的背心,砸得他惨嚎一声,扑倒在地。房俊长腿迈出,叫道:“都特么给老子站住,就算跑回倭国,老子也得抓住你们!”
剩余了几个倭国使节哪里听他的,此时不跑,等着挨揍啊?几个使节小短腿捣腾得飞快,居然跑得比李孝友等人还快,一溜烟儿就不见了踪影。
一方拼命逃跑,一方玩命追赶,整个平康坊瞬间乱成一团,人喊马嘶,好不热闹。
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