第一零四四章 本色
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苏景嘴上从不输人:“这么把我的话当真?那好办了,你听好:我是你爸爸。”
毒瘤老汉勃然大怒,可他自居身份不肯还嘴‘我是你爸爸’,不还嘴、又不知为何不敢再动手了,只有生闷气的份。
刘二垮见对方闻鸡止步,大概能想到是天亮后护法回过来带奴隶出役之故,当下深吸一口气,敛去面上轻浮神气,肃容庄重、再抬眼望向毒瘤老汉:“我是你爸爸。”
扑哧一声,居然有人敢笑,循着声音望去,早上刚出门的青牛构角。笑过一声后又忙不迭地忍住了。
就在这个时候,天空中一道惊雷炸碎、直劈刘二垮头顶。
狠烈杀劫。之前全无征兆,待刘二垮察觉时候雷劫已经打到发髻,大骇中忙不迭去抵挡,可又哪里来得及,雷中巨力轰砸于身,刘二垮惨叫中摔飞开去
但这雷霆来得狂猛、看似凶狠,实则蕴力巧妙,把苏景打得披头散发摔飞一旁,狼狈不堪却并无丝毫真实伤害,不过话说回来。若这雷霆真是伤人的。苏景挥挥手就挡下了,不会真挨上。
一头夜叉般的三角怪物显身空中,长相丑陋凶狠、偏又摆出一份和蔼态度,微笑着望向苏景:“刘二垮。你的修为可配不上你的逃遁法术啊。”
夜叉的衣着与之前的接引仙童几乎一样。只是袖口纹饰的花纹稍有区别。当是此处护地仙驾前护法了。
村子里闹了几个时辰,护地仙那边都看得一清二楚,因为苏景逃得太好了。护法来时才会动一道雷霆以作试探,看苏景真挨了这么一下子,他的疑心散去大半。
刘二垮对护法的态度恭恭敬敬:“启禀护法真君,之前小人对红彤儿仙子说过,在凡间修行时我不奉道不拜佛,既修阳也修阴,无门无宗百法杂学。由此被凡间宗门视作妖邪,和尚要打我老道要抓我,阴间恶鬼与阳间修宗见我就喊打喊杀小人修为不成,但炼就了一身逃跑的本事。”
护法疑心尽去,不再追究什么,也不过问众人昨夜斗殴事情。但和‘鸡群’想像不同的,他前来不是要带领众人去劳役的,正相反,他告诉众人今天无需劳作了。
说完护法转身欲走,不料刘二垮忽然说道:“真君请留步,小人有宝物进献。”
若非后半句话跟得及时,护法理都不会理,听道献宝夜叉暂停脚步,笑望刘二垮。二垮多就聪明,当即翻宝囊,取出一块小石头捧在手中,上前进献。
来自二明哥宝库的灵山山种,不引刀开灵就是普通石头,但内中藏蕴的造化气意是不会错的,护法眼睛一亮,将小石头拿在手中把玩着,片刻后他的目光从石头挪转到刘二垮身上,目光中有笑意,可笑意之下尽是冷冷阴毒。
他送上了一件不错的宝贝,还有没有?
刘二垮心思不错,直接把自己的锦绣囊倒翻,已经亮出来过的九十九枚随身剑羽、几瓶普通丹药,十余张威力平平的符撰,此外再无别物。家底早都被苏景放入黑石洞天去了。
明明已经收了好处,夜叉护法却不肯罢休,伸出手在刘二垮腹上一点,后者面露痛苦之色,张口干呕但什么都没能吐出来,夜叉这才信了他再无像样宝物,掂量着手中灵山之种,对苏景点了点头:“也算你有份孝心。”
苏景借机闲聊几句,先问今日为何不用‘上工’,夜叉护法应道今日会有贵客上门。苏景借着此题继续向下聊,说是昨日接引仙童也说最近有贵客,夜叉却摇了摇头:“今天来九合灵州的朋友,都是真人至交良朋,大家身份平等,是贵客但并非那位尊贵上宾。今日九合真人广邀仙友是为行转一桩**术,州内几位护地仙也都去真人道场相助。”
平时‘鸡群’们要做的劳役,须得护地仙亲自施法持阵,护地仙都去帮九合了,今天自然就不去干活了闲聊几句过后,夜叉忽然笑道:“你也不用东扯西扯了,你的心思我本座清楚,可是向我对他们吩咐一声,莫再打闹了?”
仍是因为‘嘴短手短’的真法降服了所有人,域内‘鸡贼’对‘群鸡’不存戒备之心,苏景刚问的那些在夜叉看来都不是机密,只是没话找话拉关系罢了。
初来乍到就被全村追着打,刘二垮再不抱住护法的粗腿,以后真是没法活了,这才有了主动献宝果然,刘二垮面露喜色:“小人这点浅薄心思,哪里逃得过真君洞察,万望真君成全。”
夜叉哈哈一笑:“我不管。”
言罢拿了山种灵石转身离去。
吃人嘴短拿人手短,只对外人而言;拿人钱财、不侍其事,九合灵州土著本色。
早在刘二垮说要献宝时,毒瘤老汉等人就嘴角含笑、面露讥讽,他们都明白刘二垮想抱粗腿,也都晓得他最后下场:平白丢了一件宝物,什么都捞不到。
眼见夜叉离去,刘二垮站在原地,满面诧异直到夜叉消失不见,他的目光才重新望回毒瘤老汉等人,静默片刻,忽然刘二垮一声惊呼,转身就逃。!--over--
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