第245章 甲亢(5-24保底第一更)
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“当然不会了!我拿你当亲姐,一辈子你都是我姐,如果我杨彬哪天敢忘了姐对我的恩情,就让天打雷劈!”杨彬连忙发誓诅咒起来,身边交往的人之中,他现在最亲近的就是郑颖了,当然不想她怀疑他对她的这份感情。更多小说ltxs520.com
当然,杨彬对郑颖的感情确实很纯净,从同事的友情升华到近乎亲人间的那种亲情,所以他绝不会想到此刻郑颖想让他帮的到底是什么忙。
“是这样的……”
郑颖在得到杨彬的保证之后,微微放下心来,抚了抚额边的发丝之后,缓缓地开了口:“姐前几天那个来了,这两天才干净……你知道是什么吧?”
“什么?”杨彬楞了楞,郑颖不会说的大姨妈吧?不过……她怎么会和他说这种事情?
“呃……姐说的是大姨妈……”郑颖只好自己说了出来。
“哦。”杨彬点了点头,仍然有些奇怪郑颖到底要和他说什么。
“你和小艺处了四年了,对女生每个月的这些事应该懂吧?”郑颖接着向杨彬问了一下。
“还算……懂吧。”杨彬点了点头。
“是这样的,我这两天原本干净了,没想到又出了一点点,这次出来没有带卫生巾,刚才有些残留,所以弄了几张餐巾纸,折成筒状,想当卫生棉用,塞到那里面去了……”郑颖接着说了下去,然后摸了摸自己的鼻子。
“哦。”杨彬再次应了一声,周小艺没用过卫生棉。不过他以前看岛国那些口味比较重的片子的时候,倒是见识过这东西。也见过女人是怎么用这东西的,好象是个棉条,前面带一截绳子的,用的时候象热水瓶塞一样塞进去,被完全浸湿之后一扯绳子就出来了。
“但是,刚才我想把它取出来的时候,因为……可能浸湿了,前面露出来的一截扯断了。后面一截烂在里面了,怎么都弄不出来了!”郑颖很苦恼的样子……她此刻很佩服自己根据《医科》前两章里的情节,编造出了这么一个匪异所思的故事出来,她觉得她也可以去写小说了。
话说到这一步,下一步当然是请求杨彬的帮助,让他帮她把那些残断的餐巾纸从那里面取出来,然后……就可以理直气壮地把裤子脱下去。把那里展露给他……后面他忍不忍得住,会不会对她做什么,就听天由命了。
“你还真有想法啊……卫生棉上面是有线露在外面的啊,你就这么把餐巾纸卷一筒塞进去,不烂在里面才怪……”杨彬当然是听明白了郑颖说的是什么事,不由得有些好笑。
“嘲笑我是吧?你快想想办法帮我取出来吧!如果烂在里面发炎就麻烦了!”郑颖抬起头脸色怪怪地和杨彬说了一下。
话已经说到了这一步。她已经没有什么好害怕的了,说话反而理直气壮了起来……反正……这不是她出轨,也不是她在勾引他,只是让他帮个忙而已。万一这过程中出了什么事,那也只能是意外。
“我送你去医院吧。”杨彬想了想之后回了郑颖一句。这事儿……似乎也只能这么处理了。
“去医院?现在都几点啦?”郑颖使劲摇了摇头。
“你自己没办法用手掏出来?”杨彬使劲抓了抓脑袋。这事儿如果出在武飞燕的身上,他倒是没有什么顾忌。帮她取出来就是了,可她是郑颖啊!
和她之间的友谊是不容亵渎的。
如果在取东西的时候,对她的身体起了什么反应,那就罪过了……他今天晚上因为武飞燕和慕容奏儿的那些照片,确实燃烧得厉害。他相信如果他见到了郑颖的那里,还要去触碰甚至帮着掏的话,肯定会有些忍不住,就算他能忍住,至少那东西是忍不住再度撑起来的,他刚才好容易才让它消下去。
“我能自个掏出来会找你帮忙吗?”郑颖皱起了眉头,仿佛这会儿她是真的在为这件事苦恼一样。
“那倒是……”杨彬再次抓了抓脑袋,也很苦恼的样子。
“这种事情也不能找别人帮忙啊,只能找你了,要是一直不掏出来,明天可能就要发炎了,发炎了就会糜烂,糜烂之后就会变得癌症!完了!我死定了!”郑颖一脸很夸张的表情,然后偷眼瞅着杨彬。
“这么严重?”杨彬瞪大了眼睛。
“知道梅艳芳当初怎么走的吗?”郑颖举了个例子出来。
“看样子今晚必须要处理了才行啊。”杨彬也意识到了事情的严重性。
“是啊!”
“那……我怎么帮?”杨彬没办法,只得问了郑颖一声。这都什么事啊?
不管这什么事,她的事,他无论如何也不能不管,而且她说的也很有道理,如果不尽快掏出来的话,很可能会发炎,女生那里发炎是会弄出大毛病来的,糜烂啊癌症啊什么的也都有可能,容不得马虎。
“你伸两根指头进去帮我夹出来就是了,到医院里去的话,医生也就是这么弄。”郑颖脸红了一下,帮杨彬想了个办法出来。这倒不是她胡乱说,以前生孩子做产检的时候,医生经常两根指头一起伸进那里面去。
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