第二十六章 毛脚商玉成上门
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“吃过了饭,小商就先回去吧。”宣父说,“别耽误工作。”
商玉成无言以对,心里很是沮丧,宣东慧说过很多次,她父母都是清高的知识分子,看来所言不虚,这桩婚事要黄。
宣家没有准备午饭,要去外面下馆子,四人来到楼下,宣父四下打望,寻找省城牌照的汽车,他虽然看到了那辆白色的奔驰S500,但是自动过滤了,因为在他的想象中,小商应该开的是从单位借的比亚迪之类国产车。
商玉成走向奔驰车,拉开了后车门,彬彬有礼道:“叔叔阿姨,请上车。”
宣父眼睛直了,能借到奔驰车,这小子有点能耐啊,再看车牌号码,尾号四个8,光这副车牌就得上百万啊!
宣母也傻眼了,偷偷拽女儿的衣服:“小慧,谁的车?”
宣东慧撇撇嘴不答,上了副驾位置。
“小商,这是你们公司的车?”宣父问道。
“嗯,公司的车。”商玉成很低调,没有说这是公司给自己配的专车。
商玉成上了车,熟练地系上安全带,一键启动,行云流水一般倒车出来,开出小区,径直开向华清饭店,这是江北目前最高档的餐饮场所之一,宣父退休前曾去吃过几次,确实非常上档次,一顿饭没有上万块下不来。
宣母这辈子坐过最高档的车就是奥迪A6,而且是宣父单位里的低配A6,成色完全不能和奔驰S500相比,她故作很懂行的样子说道:“单位领导配车,还是得奥迪A6,最好是黑色,显得大气,排场。”
商玉成说:“阿姨说得对,回头我给行政部说一下,把车换了。”
宣东慧终于忍不住了,她担心母亲再说出什么丢人的话来,不满插嘴道:“妈,你少说两句吧,这车抵得上七辆奥迪A6好不好?你觉得奥迪有面子,商玉成可觉得丢人啊。”
宣母惊愕了,小心翼翼问道:“小商,这车是你的?”
商玉成老老实实回答:“不是,这是公司的配车,我的车是保时捷,空间太小后排不能坐人,就没开来。”
宣母再没见识,也听说过保时捷,此刻她有些傻眼,有眼不识金镶玉,眼前这位乡下土鳖,是货真价实的金龟婿啊。
宣父心里也舒坦多了,女儿没走眼,挑中的是有钱人家的孩子,婚后的生活质量可以保证了,而且女婿看起来还挺老实,不是那种花花公子,应该可以放心。
“小商,你在单位什么职务?”宣母打破砂锅问到底,神情已经从鄙薄变成了谄媚。
“公司副总,村党委后备委员。”商玉成道。
“你是小商村的村委后备委员?那你认识商永贵么?”这回轮到宣父震惊了,他本来没在意小伙子的姓氏,现在终于回过味来,小商村可是全国百强村,八十年代就是万元户扎堆的地方,现在更是百万户云集,这小子身份肯定不简单。
“认识,商永贵是我爷爷。”商玉成说。
宣父愕然,何止是不简单,这小子简直就是皇室贵胄,几十亿的身家,女儿嫁给他,不是下嫁,是高攀。
宣家父母从矜持傲慢变成了惶恐兴奋,生怕哪里做的不到位惹怒新姑爷,吃饭的时候完全变了嘴脸,两人夹着商玉成坐,问长问短,亲切无比,反倒冷落了自家女儿。
这是一间临江的高档包房,最低消费一万元,光菜谱就把宣母看傻了,太贵,就没有两位数的菜价,想点个普通点的开水白菜,一看定价398,至于那些时价的海鲜、江鲜就更不敢点了。
商玉成倒是驾轻就熟,指着菜谱对服务员说:“这个,这个,这个,有什么海鲜,澳龙来一只,酒水有什么推荐?五粮液吧,茅台喝不惯。”点菜完全不看价钱的派头让宣母越看越喜欢,对这位毛脚女婿简直不能再满意了。
菜肴齐备,酒过三巡,宣父端着酒杯笑眯眯问道:“玉成啊,你和小慧的婚事,准备啥时候办?”他爱喝酒,但是平时老婆管得严,滴酒不沾,今天是沾了女婿的光,多喝了二两,一张老脸红扑扑的,兴奋无比。
商玉成也陪准岳父喝了几杯,对方的态度转变让他心情很好,说道:“见过我爷爷后就能定日子了,我觉得今年中秋节附近就行,婚房有现成的别墅,婚礼什么的,村里有人操办,我和小慧带二老出国旅行,欧洲美国东南亚,全走一遍。”
宣母说:“你们小两口过二人世界就是,我们不跟着了,不当电灯泡。”说完吃吃笑。
商玉成说:“那怕什么,一起玩才有意思,到时候我包一架飞机,咱们想上哪儿就去哪儿。”
宣父点头笑道:“好,就这么定了,我们老两口沾你们光,再渡一回蜜月。”
包间里欢声笑语一片。
这顿饭吃了很久才结束,商玉成叫服务员买单,账单是一万两千元,他眼睛都不眨一下,拿出一张黑色的银行卡递给服务员,继续和丈母娘老丈人谈笑风生。
过了一会,服务员来了:“先生,对不起,能换一张卡么?”
“有什么问题?”商玉成和颜悦色问道。
“这张卡不能刷。”服务员说。
“有没有搞错,这张是顶级的黑金卡,是不是你们的POS机出问题了?”商玉成有些不悦,第一回请岳父母吃饭,闹这幺蛾子,开局不利啊。
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