第六十九章 希尔会谋术,龟爷挡不住
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青贵心里憋屈得要死:“尼玛,你能不能别提什么龟壳,老子好歹也是化形了的,老子没说你披着虎皮呢?尼玛,拿这个来说事的人,真真是没节cāo啊没节cāo!要不是老子当年受骗,失去了内丹,老子至于这么窝囊么?你这样的虎崽子,老子一口气都能将你走出三里地去!”
希尔哪里知道青贵暗地里的鄙夷和无视,继续数落青贵。
“你小子利用龟壳,不敢跟老子硬碰硬,只知道做那缩头的那啥,咳咳······你小子不敢像个男人那样去战斗,老子一直怀疑,你小子是不是男人?”
希尔的眼神有意无意地瞟向青贵被藤蔓缠绕得密不透风的身下,青贵不由自主地打了一个寒颤,一张脸立即变成了绛紫sè!
“尼玛,你说其他也就算了,但是你竟敢怀疑你青贵大爷是不是男人,这真真是太过分了!老子要是今rì脱困,定要让你尝尝冰火两重天的独特滋味,徒呀,气死老子了······”
青贵气得直翻白眼,跟随夏花那么久,他也感到十分诧异,夏花可是个不折不扣的绝世大美人,可奇怪的是这么多年他从未对夏花动过半分男女之念。
有时候,憋得慌了,他便会编个谎言,骗过夏花,偷偷溜到就近的城镇去找一个五块下品月灵石一次的青楼姑娘。
事实证明,每一次那些姑娘都在他的身下叫唤得比杀猪还要响亮,每一次他都十分满意自己的神勇表现,没想到今rì竟被这个虎崽子质疑,这简直是青贵无法忍受的耻辱!
“尼玛,要不要脱下裤子来比比尺寸大小什么的,你个狗rì的卑鄙虎崽子,居然敢说你青贵大爷不是男人!”
希尔继续说道:“你小子每一次都用你那些鬼画符,把老子弄得灰头土脸,嘿嘿,老子接连受挫了五次,终于苦思冥想出这个妙招!这一招叫做引颈就戮懂不?你只要脖子伸出了龟壳,就只有挨宰的份,哈哈哈!另外,老子这一招还有个十分响亮的名堂,叫做以其人之道还治其人之身,你懂么?”
原本处于崩溃边缘的青贵,骤然听到那句“以其人之道还治其人之身”忽然眼睛一亮,绛紫sè的表情瞬间转换为惊喜,不能说话的他只好一个劲地冲希尔咋着眼皮,显得十分狼狈。
希尔笑道:“哈哈,怎么,你不懂?还是你想知道老子是怎么做到的,很简单,只要你答应做老子的跟班,老子就教你!”
青贵的表情顿时凝固,“尼玛,你这虎崽子居然异想天开,想要挟你家青贵大爷做你的跟班?你也不撒泡尿照照你那副德xìng?”
青贵其实很想扯动嘴角,摆出一个鄙夷且不屑一顾的表情,无奈面皮很紧,怎么尝试都没能成功。
希尔自然明白,青贵是属于那种不到银河心不死的家伙,他有九成以上的把握,可以让这厮心痒难禁,乖乖地立下誓言,做他的跟班,而收下青贵之后,希尔第一件要做的事,就是找个机会,干掉那个无比讨厌的毒婆娘。
每一次,看到冰火那婆娘在沙漠面前谄媚讨好做出一副淑女模样,希尔就有种要将一个月前服下的三宝药液全部呕吐出来的恶心。
蛇蝎勾搭成jiān,还真忒么的是绝配!
只要除掉冰火,他跟青贵要是配合默契一点,对付那只有可能暴走的毒蝎子沙漠,也许问题不大。
这个时候,希尔还不知道,上了排行榜的这些人,在神卯的特殊xìng、重要xìng,更不知道,这几个参加过终极考核的人,身上都有大姐头娜姐打下的特殊印记。
这些人随便哪个遭受到重大的意外,大姐头立即便会知晓。
可怜,希尔还痴痴地想着,要是等蒙扬来找他的时候,他已顺利地完成了动物园的和谐统一,他的话就是动物园的规矩,不知道蒙扬会不会感到他希尔还是很有些本事的?
毕竟有过做君王的经验,希尔现在还颇有些缅怀那段玄冰星的欢乐时光,尤其是跟风柔在一起的rì子。
哎,希尔淡淡地看了一眼左臂,九曲环就像消失了一样,再也感应不到,那条小龙的图案也不在出现在手臂上,自从进入仙魔大陆,他就跟九曲环完全失去了感应。这就是仙魔大陆的天地规则禁制所为吧。
“实话告诉你,老子用的这些鬼画符,你感到新鲜不?厉害不?这些还只是小手段,老子还有更多新奇厉害的没让你瞧见,不过,这是老子最大的秘密,不是老子最亲近的人,老子是不会告诉他的。另外,你现在已经知道了老子这个秘密,你要是不发誓做老子的跟班,你能守住秘密吗?”
希尔忽然带着威胁口吻地问青贵。
青贵正听得心动神驰,不由自主地眨了一下眼睛!
希尔勉强用最近吸收血煞气息凝练出来的神识激发了一张重力符和一张钩藤符,其实现在控制起来已经很是吃力,于是他松开了加诸在青贵脖子周围那些藤蔓,青贵长出了一口气,沙声问道:“希虎,你到底想要说什么?”
希尔yīn测测地道:“嘿嘿,一般来说,只有死人才能守得住秘密,不过,我想做的事,恐怕你也想做吧?我来问你,你想不想学到更高级的符道,想不想制作出比你那些符箓更厉害十倍百倍的符箓,想不想干掉那对狗男女,把动物园的规矩改一改?”
青贵困难地吞了一口唾沫,“你······你以为你做得到?你知道那对狗男女有多么厉害么?你知道白鹤儿总管有多么器重他们么?”
希尔不耐地摆摆手:“我管球他什么白鹤儿总管,你愿不愿意跟老子一起干吧?愿意的话,老子就跟你立誓成为同生共死的兄弟,我的符道以及秘密都会让你知道,不愿意的话,老子今rì只好神不知鬼不觉地将你干掉了,你知道我的秘密太多了!”
希尔说着,手上蓦地多出来一大把穷形尽相的符箓。
顿时,青贵两眼发直,似乎连呼吸都已经停顿,他的眼神比sè狼看到不穿衣服的绝世大美人还要赤*裸火热!
你还不上钩,你家希尔大爷这几十万年算是白活了!希尔得意地故意扬了扬手中的符箓。
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