第二十五章、嘴炮无双
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孔融左右瞧瞧，回答道：“子义长途奔波也劳累了，还是先去歇息吧。我料贼众明日才会攻城，且待天明了，咱们再商议不迟。”
是勋偷眼瞥着孔融，心说装什么装，你就是不肯把兵权交出来嘛——能识人不能用人，果然这位大名鼎鼎的孔北海，也不过是百无一用的书呆子罢了。
他在穿越之前对孔融的印象就不怎么好。这家伙先是被黄巾，后来被袁谭杀得跟狗一样，整个儿把北海国给丢了，万分狼狈地逃到许昌去依附曹操。那时候孔融对曹操可是一付忠犬嘴脸，光瞧他写过的那些拍马诗就知道了——“瞻望关东可哀，梦想曹公归来”、“从洛到许巍巍，曹公忧国无私”，其目的，不就是想让曹操扔他几块肉骨头啃吗？
可惜曹操是个识人的，知道这家伙嘴炮无双，还自视过高——“吕望老匹夫，苟为因世故，管仲小囚臣，独能建功祚”——却没什么真本事，曹操向来“唯才是举”，换个角度来说，不是才就不肯举，于是随便扔个空头衔把孔融给挂了起来。孔融这下不乐意了，打那以后就见天在曹操面前闹别扭，对曹操的施政是怪话不断，反倒博得个汉室忠臣的清名。这换了谁都受不了啊，所以最终被曹操给“咔嚓”了脑袋。
总而言之，孔融就是光会说没本事，外加自作死的臭文人典型。
不过来到此世，在接触过一段时间以后，是勋却觉得自己过往从书本儿中得来的印象是不是有点儿偏差？确实孔融并非乱世雄才，你要是拿曹操、刘备这类枭雄的标准去要求别人，别说孔融了，当世有名有姓的绝大多数士人全都过不了关，活下去的全是苟活，死掉了的全是自作。固然孔融没把北海治理成一方乐土，但他在兴办教育、安抚人心方面，多少还是做过一点儿贡献的，而当年黄巾帅张绕也不会是因为孔融的嘴炮就主动撤出北海国去的。
可是到这时候，这评价却又绕个圈儿回到了原点。孔融书生，不懂打仗很正常，你不能要求个个书生都跟诸葛亮似的，前一天还孤家寡人的在山里种地呢，后一天就能率领千军万马在博望烧屯（虽然就那也是演义虚构）。但是不懂打仗可以学啊，更主要的是，可以把兵权交给懂打仗的人哪，孔融倒好，自己此前多次推荐太史慈他不肯去三顾茅庐还有情可原，如今太史慈主动送上门来了，他却还是这番要权不要命的垃圾嘴脸，瞧着可实在让人不爽不爽啊！
第二天一早，孔融果然种种借口，也并没找他们商议军情。太史慈会合了是勋直上西城，是勋拿眼角的余光略微一瞥，就见城上守御的兵卒，大多是原本的北海国兵，至于是仪这半年来新招的那些家伙，居然一个都没瞧见——估计早就撒丫子落跑了。
随即他手扶着城堞朝下望去，只见乌殃殃的满眼全是人头，就跟前一世上下班高锋点儿三环上的车流似的。可有一点，车流都有统一朝向，这些人可面向哪里的都有，并且或蹲或躺或趴或卧，姿势也都千奇百怪。一眼扫过去，貌似大多都是些老弱病残，是黄巾拖带来的家眷，兵呢？兵在哪儿？
仿佛看出了他心底的疑惑，太史慈拍拍他的肩膀，抬起手来远远一指。是勋这才注意到，近百万的人群当中，零散排布着不少帐篷，其中一处帐篷最密，正当中立着一面巨大的土黄色旗帜，这时候正陆续有人头从各处涌过来，在旗帜附近开始站队。
还是太史慈有经验啊，能跟一百万只蚂蚁当中立刻就找出那一小撮与众不同的来。是勋迎着风，把双眼瞪得老大，一直到眼泪汪汪了，也没瞧清楚那儿究竟有多少人，大将（或许就是管亥）又在哪里——要是有望远镜就好了，原理倒是简单，就不知道这时代有没有足够清楚的玻璃或者是琉璃……要么等有钱了，去找水晶代替？
太史慈冷笑一声：“黄巾贼的动作很慢，估计临近正午才能组织起第一次进攻，你我可以下城暂歇。”
他的料想一点儿也不差，直至午时初刻，才听到城外响起震天动地的鼓声。两人才刚用完朝食不久，闻声匆匆登上城头，就见数千名黄巾军各执兵刃，刀盾与长矛在前交替掩护，弓箭手在后，在几面黄旗的引导下，鼓噪着直奔城下而来。
很快，他们就跟守卫羊马墙的官兵交上了手。战场上箭矢乱飞，兵刃相撞，不时有凄厉的惨叫声夹杂在呐喊声中，短短数息的功夫，双方便各自倒下了将近百人。是勋虽在城上，却瞧得双腿战栗，要不是扶着城堞，差点儿就要瘫软。他暗中给自己打气：“别慌，别慌啊，你好几年前在那什么邯的城头，所有人都趴下了就你跟氏勋两人能站得住，可别年龄倒长回狗身上去了啊，如今反倒不如那些普通当兵的！”
此时守备都昌的官兵，大多是服役数年的老卒，又曾经跟着孔融跟黄巾贼见过几仗，剧县城下一败，那些新招募的地痞流氓全都跑散了，只有他们保护着孔融退到都昌，战斗力不能说很强，倒也勉强能在强敌迫近时应付几个回合。更主要是此刻都昌已然被围，后退无路，人要是没有退路了被迫豁出性命，那战斗力又能多爆发出好几个百分点来。
太史慈瞧着是血脉贲张，手中弓箭一举，招呼是勋：“你我且出城去厮杀几回，砍几颗贼囚的脑袋回来罢！”
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