第八章、单家俗吏
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是勋上舫最晚，所以诗成也最晚，等其余几人全都吟过了，就没有一篇能看的——好点儿的就象一坨屎，差点儿的好似屎里的蛔虫——他又隔了少顷，才终于完稿，站起来身，胸有成竹地念道：
“贪爱春波绿，一篙白沙远。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com意迥心骀荡，云高风缱绻。念自姚墟始，教民以为便。迩来村屯虚，泽畔芦芽短。”
前四句写景，后四句抒情，说当年虞舜从姚墟而来，到雷泽教老百姓打渔，使聚落成镇，可是如今所经之处，久历兵燹，村庄残破，百姓流离，就光剩下自然之景，而全无人气了。
其实面对眼前这票二把刀，老老实实写景就得，不用加什么微言大义，但是勋是拿他们练手的，将来要练成了得在曹操面前卖弄，要是仅仅言辞华丽却空洞无物，曹操那里绝通不过。再说了，光写四句太过简短，显得敷衍，所以才特意加上那后面四句。
念完以后，李全等人是连连鼓掌啊，说不愧是弘农显族公子，这格调、这韵味、这遣词、这造句、这吟咏的风度、这喷唾沫的POSE……那就浑然上乘，非我等所可以比拟啊。可是他们夸来夸去，全是虚言，就没一句夸在点子上，是勋心说其实不是我的诗好，是我顶着这个弘农杨氏的名头响亮吧。所谓“明珠投暗”，自己扔出去这颗虽然不算是明珠，但没想到投的地方不仅仅漆黑一片，简直就是虚空。
当下心里嘲笑着这群附庸风雅的俗人，表面上却装模作样地连声逊谢。就在这个时候，突然听到舱外有人高声叫道：“李公，你要何时才肯跟我前往县署去作证呢？！”
李全听到这话，脸色“刷”的就沉了下来，扯着嗓子回复道：“汝这狗子，竟敢追到泽上来坏某的雅兴，罪不可恕！快滚，快滚！”
姓卫的赶紧安抚他：“李兄何必与这等小人一般见识？小人之行，自然使君子震怒，但若怒气伤身，反中小人下怀啊。”
就听舱外那人又道：“宁氏的案子，必要靠李公为证，李公一日不肯应允，我便一日相随，不死不休！”
一个“死”字出口，李全反倒被激得冷笑起来，呵斥道：“若县尊真要某去作证，为何不遣人来相请？此案已然定谳，汝这狗子却多的什么事？！”姓卫的笑道：“某有一计，便叫这俗吏也来做诗一首，做得出时，李兄便允了他又有何妨？”除了是勋，舱内众人全都大笑：“他一个单家俗吏，哪晓得什么是诗，什么是文？卫兄太也促狭。”
李全也笑，说：“这狗子若是个知羞知耻的，闻得此言，便要投泽自尽了。卫兄好计谋。”当下扬声叫舱外那人做诗。果然此话一出，那人便不再开言了。
是勋伸出手去，撩开帘栊，朝外一望。只见不远处的水面上载沉载浮着一叶小舟，舟上之人年纪很轻，虽然穿着长衫，却将下襟掖在腰里，露着两条光腿，双手摇桨，不似船夫，却偏偏做着船夫之事。怪不得舱内众人要说他是“单家”，也就是寒门庶族，果然瞧模样便是个平头百姓或者底层小地主。
那人低了头，正在沉吟，也不知道是在想诗呢，还是在琢磨要不要跳水自尽，以洗此辱。是勋就问此人是谁，姓卞的解释道：“是本乡一个小小的游徼，俗不可耐，杨君不必理会。”
汉制，县下有乡有亭有里，乡长名叫有秩，由郡府任命，还有三老，负责教化，这二位都是坐办公室的。至于跑腿的则有游徼和乡佐，游徼负责捕盗，乡佐负责收税，搁两千年后，就相当于派出所所长（但是基本上没有所员）和初级税务员。这种芝麻绿豆大的小吏，世家子弟肯定是不屑于干的，他们就算不能举茂才、察孝廉、乘公车，也起码得从一县的诸曹掾史做起。
于是是勋淡淡一笑，也就放下帘栊，不予理会。可是没想到，隔了不到三分钟，那游徼竟然真的开口吟起诗来：
“君难未及纾，高邑成秽墟。乱塚连为埂，白骨浮为菰。即此游春心，岂异林中樗！”
听了这诗，是勋不禁大吃一惊，心说小子厉害啊！短短几分钟的时间能够做出五言六句来，其实并不值得惊讶，因为很可能是从前旧作，略加修改而成，然而这诗文、诗意却真值得叹赏。前两句说献帝还在乱臣手中，国家还没有太平，历经兵燹，城池都化作了废墟；中两句写景，说乱坟连缀成了泽畔的田垄，白骨漂浮变成水里的野茭白；末两句开骂，说都这年月了你们还有心思游春哪？你们跟庄子预言中那大而无当、不成材料的臭椿树有啥区别！
就听李全冷笑一声：“题名‘游春’，诗中便犯‘游春’二字，真是俗不可耐。”是勋心说是啊，他要不点明“游春”，怎么能把咱们几个不点名儿地全都给骂了呢？他还低着头在仔细咀嚼这首诗呢，突然脚下舱板一晃，随即听到那游徼的声音就在舱门口响起：“我诗已经做成了，李公不可食言。”
李全勃然大怒，一拍几案：“狗子大胆，竟然上某的舫来，来人，速速将他拋入泽中去！”随即舱外便传来了呼喝、怒骂之声。
“且慢！”是勋轻喝一声，再瞧瞧舱内众人都疑惑地望向自己，就赶紧堆下满脸笑来，“此人有趣，待我耍他一耍。”说着话，顺手抄起自己的诗版，撩开舱帘，步出舱外。
只见几名画舫上的家丁就揪着那名游徼，正打算往水里扔呢。是勋轻轻摆摆袖子，家丁知道这是老爷请上舫来的贵客，于是一齐松开手。是勋把诗牍递给那名游徼：“你看这首诗，比你的如何？”
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