第十六章、良宵闻变
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是勋心说我就知道!俯的是天,是男,仰的是地,是女,一俯一仰则男女各守其道,要是俩都朝下,那就代表两个天——说白了,夫妇两个都是强硬派,都想做一家之主,在这段婚姻中都要抢占主导地位,东风、西风,从此就打个不亦乐乎。
这个时代的家庭,男人主导那是天经地义,女人想要主导,那就是无德。想想也是,要是曹小姐不跟后来刘备孙夫人似的天生强悍,曹宏能给她婢女武器,让她们帮忙在房外守备吗?她能够面对被褥底下出鞘的刀剑,面不改色心不跳吗?他喵的还以为碰上个普通文艺女青年呢,却原来竟然是个二……武力型的文艺女青年!
婢女们见着屋内气氛有点尴尬,赶紧过来打圆场,说:“待婢子们给公子和尊婿除服,你们好早早安歇。”是勋摆摆手:“不必了,你们都出去吧!”那些婢女却不动,只是注目曹小姐,曹小姐瞪了她们一眼:“既然夫君如此说了,你等退下便是。”
婢女们只好退将出去,还顺手掩上了屋门。是勋就烛光下打量着曹小姐——嗯,比起上回雪中相见,她的肤色似乎白了一些,也说不定是粉涂得厚的缘故。只见对方也正打量着自己,就丝毫也没有新娘子该有的羞涩之态。他不禁在心里打个哆嗦,这娘们儿瞧着果然不好弄啊……
两人你瞧瞧我,我瞧瞧你,都不知道接下去该怎么办才好。倘若没有适才那一出,是勋有点儿酒意上头,又刚受了千娇百媚三嫂子的刺激,就该瞬间化身禽兽扑上去啊——媳妇儿虽然比三嫂差点儿,那也勉强看得过啦——但是此时此刻,气氛就变得完全不对了。对于正常男女之事来说,气氛其实是挺重要的,打个比方,你电视里放着新闻联播,音量还挺大,就没几个正常男人有兴致把老婆报上床——起码也得换个动物世界,还得那种有交配场面的才行啊。
可是总不可能这一晚上就这么大眼瞪小眼,再等着外面传来的新消息。是勋估摸着,陶谦要是就此挂了呢,徐州的政局瞬间便起巨变,要是不挂呢,正经文戏总得等天亮才能上演。这终究是老子的洞房花烛夜啊,不管跟前一世还是这一世,都是打出娘胎头一遭,还可能是唯一的一遭,就这么给破坏了,你说这叫什么破事儿!究竟是哪个混蛋谋刺的陶老头子,你丫啥时候不能下手啊,干嘛偏赶着今天?老子跟你没完!
还有曹宏,你派队兵悄悄地守在院里会死啊,干嘛要通知我媳妇儿,还让她的婢女都带上刀剑?你知不知道这是我新婚之夜唉!破坏了你侄女的初夜幸福,对你又有啥好处了?!
还有是宽,出馊主意让我作诗且不说,他骗走了能打九十分的麋小姐,就把七十分的曹小姐留给我……他想着想着,就不自禁地一股怒气涌上心头。去你喵的陶家,去你喵的曹家,去你喵的是家,老子今晚啥都不想了,就好好地洞房花烛,反正徐州要不想即刻跟兖州开仗的话,不管谁主了州政,都不可能妄取老子的性命!大不了老子回曹操身边儿去重新来过,哪怕一辈子只给曹操当秘书呢,等到曹丕篡汉,应该就也有混二千石的机会啊!
想到这里,他一抬手就按上了曹小姐的肩膀,倒吓得曹小姐一个哆嗦,忙不迭地朝后缩。是勋心说还成,这妞只是普通胆儿大而已,这要是手一放上去,她顺势就往我怀里倒,那说不准自己的帽子就只好找绿绸子来糊啦。当下硬是把曹小姐的肩膀给揽了过来,轻声说:“良宵苦短,咱们早点儿安歇吧。”
到了这会儿,曹小姐再不敢抬起头来瞧是勋了——她神经有点儿大条,但是精神没问题——只是轻轻地挣扎,一边说:“等……等妾卸了头面……”是勋笑道:“夫人,且让为夫来帮你吧。”伸手就把曹小姐头上一枚金钗给抽了出来。
曹小姐没说话,可是是勋会脑补,也不知道怎么回事儿,脑海里突然响起了一个柔糯娇媚的声音:“你、你拔我簪子做什么?”啊呀,那不是老红楼里的秦可卿吗?一想起老贾珍调戏儿媳妇的桥段,他立刻就觉得自己生理上迅速起了变化……嗯,好,气氛来了,情绪也自然而然地调动起来了。
当下摘了曹小姐的头面,放下一头乌黑靓丽的长发来,曹小姐自己抬手挽着发,在脑后随意结了个发髻。是勋自己也摘了冠,然后伸手去解曹小姐的衣纽,曹小姐一边朝后缩,一边低声道:“应当是妾身为夫君宽衣……”
“好啊,”是勋腆着脸淫笑道,“我帮你宽衣,你帮我宽衣,夫妇正该如此。”正要扑将上去,却不料曹小姐轻轻巧巧一个转身,躲了过去,然后袖子一摆,就把烛火给扇灭了。
啊呀,这年月也没玻璃窗,也没路灯,虽然正当满月,但月光不怎么能透过狭小的窗户投射进屋里来,烛火一灭,差不多就伸手不见五指了。这乌漆抹黑的,失了很大的情趣啊……不过转念一想算了,终究是新婚之夜,人家新娘子面嫩,我做老公的也得体谅不是。只是……是勋突然想起一件生死攸关的大事来——
“等等,先重燃了烛,把那一刀一剑给收起来啊,这连鞘都没有,要是打个滚儿割到了肉可怎么办?!”
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