第五章、鲜花牛粪
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管巳搬进鄄城的第三天,终于被是勋给推倒了。龙腾小说ltxs520.com俗话说“罗莉有三好,轻音柔体易推倒”,然而管巳的声音是不轻的,也不那么容易被推倒,倒是身体足够柔软,在是勋看来,也就前一世某个练瑜伽的妹子可堪比拟。
可是当晚他就做了一个怪梦,梦见自己正跟管巳在席上摆各种体位疯狂着呢,突然窗外一棒锣响,随即曹淼领了好几万女兵就杀将进来啊。管巳也不知道从哪儿抽出根长矛来,一搡自己:“夫君快走,待我来拦住这些官兵!”是勋吓得是抱头鼠蹿,乌漆抹黑当中也不知道跑了多久,突然一头撞入某人怀中。
他抬起头来一瞧,骤然眼前便是一亮,只见金光万道,瑞霭千条,就中烘托着一名妙龄女子,容貌绝美,肌肤胜雪,腮含春意,手托净瓶……是勋当即跪下来央告:“菩萨啊菩萨,我师父被妖怪拿去了,求你救他性命啊!”
一惊而醒,回想梦中那“菩萨”形貌,我靠这不是徐州的甘氏吗?他心虚地瞟了身旁的管巳一眼,还好小罗莉睡得正沉,呼吸均匀——我怎么抱着管巳,却能梦见甘氏了?那女人虽美,却完全不可能落到自己手里啊……再说了,一妻一妾都已经这般水火不容了,哪儿受得了再插入一个?
就算想纳第三房,那也得等过几个月再说吧……
他想不到的是,竟然也就在几个月后。竟然意外地听闻了甘氏的近况。
秋收之前,传来了陶谦去世的消息。随即曹操和他的参谋班子就开始高速运转起来,以荀彧为主导,很快就把徐州纳入到自家的体系中来了。再加上随后就是秋收,而因为旱情严重,大半个中原地区的收成都不好,是勋也帮忙下乡催了几回粮,忙得是脚跟踢后背啊。秋粮征罢,曹操又率军南下平定了汝南。是勋也跟随在幕中,多少接触了一点儿军事运作。等到十月底从汝南回来,才终于可以略微喘一口气,勉强松快一段时间了。
十一月初的某日,是勋正在州署里办公呢,有家仆来报,说徐州的亲眷到了庄上。请主人今晚不要归宅,直接出城往庄上去。是勋问是谁来了,家仆回禀道:“是本家的四公子和八公子。”
是勋心说这俩货到兖州来干嘛?当下命家仆先去宅内送信,告诉管巳,今晚我不过去陪她了,得出城去陪远客。等到下了班。他骑马返回庄院,鱼他接过缰绳,躬着腰禀报道:“两位本家公子正在堂上,夫人陪着说话呢——要不要这就把膳食一并端去?”
是勋点头,上堂招呼:“四兄、八弟。你们如何来了?”是纡就在座上一揖,是峻则起身相迎:“父亲有书给七兄。一看便知端底。”是勋接过信来一瞧,原来是仪是派两个儿子到兖州来求官的。
按照是仪原本的想法,就打算让几个儿子分别出仕兖、徐两州,也算是狡兔三窟之意了。可是如今徐州已经成了兖州的附庸,那么有是宽一个在那儿就够啦,老大是著还憋着举孝廉哪,他干脆就把老四和老八给送到兖州来了。
曹淼见丈夫来到,便卸下陪客之责,下堂去安排两位叔伯的居室了。不多久,仆人端上来饭食——那可比曹操府里的要精美多啦,是勋这人没啥特别的嗜好,就是喜欢美食,虽说这年月所谓的美食也就那么回事儿……今天既然来了客人,那么膳食也就加量:第一道大拌生菜,第二道蜜炙鹅肉,第三道豆酱蒸鱼,第四道芋头烧猪肉,汤是笋干腊肉汤,主食是稻、粟的二米饭,还上了一大壶恬酒,餐后水果是香梨。
是峻见了就流口水啊,笑着说:“七兄在兖颇乐,故不思青、徐也。”是勋瞪了他一眼:“今日你们远来是客,故此美酒佳肴款待,待久居下来,便不能餐餐如此了。”是峻笑着端起筷子:“既如此,且待愚弟今日大快一番朵颐。”
席间是勋就向他们询问徐州的情况,是纡一边吃一边回答道:“家父与两位兄长尽皆安好——前日已经为八弟说定了一门亲事,倘兖州有事做,便迎了弟媳前来,倘无事做,便回徐州去成亲。”
是勋“哦”了一声:“不知是哪家的女公子?”是纡还没回答,是峻先忍不住了,抢着说:“七兄你再也猜想不到,弟欲娶的乃是不其侯家之女!”
是勋听了这话,就不禁小小地一惊——所谓“不其侯”,乃是指的汉桓帝长女阳安长公主之夫,琅邪郡东武县人,姓伏名完字宗全。这人在演义上也是出过场的,他闺女嫁给了汉献帝做皇后(要兴平二年也即翌年才进位皇后,本年还是贵人),那伏完就是铁铁的国丈啊。是老八好大面子,竟然能够娶到伏家小姐为妻……也不知道是未来伏皇后的妹子呢,还是侄女儿?
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