第三十二章、羌胡杂虏
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吕布是并州五原郡九原县人,麾下一水的并州将领(陈宫除外),皆自负武勇,以为天下骑兵无出其右者,自然不会把凉州人放在眼里。再加上,他其实跟凉州兵一直是有心结的——想当初杀丁原而投董卓,董卓手下一水的凉州将,把凉州兵当心腹,把并州兵当外娘养的,尤其大都护胡轸,不忿董卓宠吕布,三天两头想找空宰他,于是吕布就趁着出征之际在军中大散流言,乃致有阳人聚之败;再后来攻打长安,杀了吕布恩主王允的,也全是一票凉州人。所以是勋一夸凉州骑兵,吕布就忍不住要撇嘴。
可是他瞧不起凉州骑兵那很正常,幽、并、凉三州地接草原,骑士勇锐,还真排不出个一二三名出来,但吕布一开口“羌胡杂虏”四个字,可就把马腾给得罪狠了——马腾自称是伏波将军马援之后,其实是羌汉杂种,不是纯种的中原人,生平最恨别人拿来说事儿。当下闻听吕布之言,马腾脸上得意的微笑瞬间冻结,双眉一挑,想要发作,又觉得不太值当,面孔憋得青紫,胡须直往上奓。
他本来是个极火爆的性子,近年来官位一路攀升,于愿已足,耽于享乐,就变得不那么爱惹事儿了,这要搁五年前听到这话,非当场拔出刀子来朝吕布扑过去不可。可是马腾还没打定主意要不要发作,旁边马玩先不干了——这位也是凉州人,跟马腾多少还沾亲带故——站起身来,一脚就踹翻了面前的食案,戟指喝骂道:“反复小人,便汝也敢小覷我凉州骑兵……啊呀!”
原来他这儿才踢翻食案,那边吕布就把陶制的酒罂给抄起来了,抡圆了直掷过去,正中马玩的面门。吕布那是多大的膂力,这一下直打得马玩头破血溅,“啊呀”一声望后便倒。杨秋、李堪急忙扑过去扶住马玩,以手一探,已经没气儿了……
席间当即大乱,马腾、张横、成宜等人都把佩刀给拔出来了,吕布也不拔刀,单手抄起食案来,冷笑着摆摆手:“来,来,今日教汝等看我并州人的勇力!”侯选、程银既不是凉州人,也不是并州人,本来不想掺和,可是又怕殃及池鱼,所以全都扶着佩刀朝后缩,只有贾诩照样喝酒吃菜,头也不抬,仿佛什么事情都没有发生过一般——虽说他也是凉州出身。
“各位请住手,何必如此……”是勋一边忙着缩缩,尽量要猫到鲁肃身后去,一边摆手劝解——他是想趁机挑拨吕布和马腾等人的关系来着,可是没想到效果竟然这么好……不要吧,你们就在这儿开打,那我可怎么办?也不知道鲁子敬能不能保护得了自己。
就听“啪”的一声,震惊当场,众人全都循声望去,却原来是鲁肃连刀带鞘,摘下来狠狠地拍了下食案,差点儿没把案子给整个儿拍成两截。就见这位一贯仪态端庄、不温不火的鲁御史,整张脸都憋得通红,眉毛直立起来,面目狰狞得使人不寒而栗,厉声喝道:“天使在前,汝等焉敢相斗?此大不敬也!都收了兵器,否则以大逆论处!”
吕布只是冷笑——反正他手里只有一条案子,也根本没有兵器——马腾等人却既怒且惊,一时间都愣住了,不知道该怎么收场才好。杨秋见机较快,匆匆地朝是勋一抱拳:“吕布无礼,非我等冒犯天使也。今且避去,必有弹状呈上!”说着话,和李堪二人抬着马玩的尸体,快步下堂而去。
杨秋他们这么一走,马腾算是找到了个台阶,于是也不收刀,随口说两句场面话,一边以刀当胸,面朝着吕布,一步步地退至阶下,呼唤从人牵过马来,愤恨而去。接着侯选、程银也跑了——就吕布那脾气,说不定就会把火撒在我们头上啊!
吕布冷笑着目送众将离去,顺手抛下手中食案,却去旁边贾诩案上将起陶罂来,仰起头,“咕咚咚”鲸饮而尽。贾诩瞟了他一眼:“某也是凉州人,又与温侯有仇,温侯可来杀我。”
吕布一手提着陶罂,抬起腿来,“哗”的一声将贾诩面前食案踹翻,撇嘴道:“谁耐烦杀汝?汝可自去,率军来与某一战!”贾诩苦笑着望望吕布,又望望神魂才定的是勋,沉声道:“诩若留下,尚可活,若去,必死无疑矣。”
吕布“哈哈”大笑,随即蹲下身来,把陶罂往贾诩面前一顿,一边擦着胡须上的酒水,一边说:“汝非战斗之将也,何必学人据地为王?可来助某,某带汝杀回凉州去。”
“凉州,”贾诩悚然一惊,不禁注目是勋道:“原来侍中放这条猛虎入关来,是为的凉州!”
PS:周末了,一会儿要带孩子出门去玩儿,晚上不知道啥时候才回来,所以先更了吧。晚上再看了,倘若回来得早,还有精神头写东西的话,说不定午夜前再加一更,请期待。
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