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第一章、先得一驴

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建安二年岁末,是勋底定关中,为朝廷收取了京兆尹、左冯翊、右扶风,以及半个河东郡,消息传来,献帝刘协兴奋不已,当即便召曹操过来商量,说是宏辅立其殊勋,你得再给他加官进爵才是啊。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com

曹操连连摇头,说是勋年齿未及三十,便做二千石,已为殊荣,不宜加官——再加官就九卿了,这一个萝卜一个坑儿的,是那么容易腾出地方来的吗?刘协觉得曹操说得有理,可是又怕有功不赏,寒了百官之心,荀彧趁机站出来说:“是宏辅有定难之勋,有如军功,可封爵也。”刘协和曹操听了全都点头,曹操当场敲定:“先授关内侯可也。”

汉代的爵位,没有后世什么公、侯、伯、子、男那么多等级,简单来说,只分三级:第一级是王,按照刘邦当年杀白马祭天地与功臣们的盟誓,非刘姓不得王也,也就是说,不是宗室,就不可能封王;第二级是彻侯,后来避武帝刘彻的讳,改为列侯,有具体的封邑,按封邑大小,又可分为县侯、乡侯、亭侯三个亚等;第三级就是关内侯,无特定食邑,但有食禄,也就是说,按照一定的户数吃租子。

于是等到是勋返回许昌,朝廷便下诏,封其为关内侯,食邑二百户,随即颁下了新的印章和绶带。是勋一开始挺得意,几乎脱口而出:“封侯非我意,但愿海波平。”从此我也是金印紫绶,位比公卿啦!

可是从袋子里掏出印章来一瞧,他就有点儿郁闷。首先,说是金印吧,其实只是黄铜刻的,好吧这年月铜亦名为金,金则名为黄金,铜印就铜印吧,可是为啥关内侯印的印纽好死不死就是一只小王八呢?还高高抬起它那不文的龟头……

好吧。王八这词儿,以及其引申义,还有龟头之类的特指义项,那都是后世才产生的,这年月只有“龟鹤延年”的说法,也就是说乌龟乃长寿之象征也。可不管怎么说,自己瞧着那小东西也还是别扭。

受拜、陛见已毕。是勋终于踏实下来了,乘着车得意洋洋地返回家中。曹淼抱着孩子,带着家人奴仆,一起大开府门迎接,是勋一下车就先把闺女给抱了过来,仔细一瞧。不错,几个月不见,小丫头肥壮了许多,就跟她哥有得一拼了。

哈哈哈,吾有肥崽一个、胖妞一枚,此生亦无所憾也!

正乐和着呢,没想到小丫头突然嘴巴一瘪。大声啼哭起来,倒搞得是勋手足无措,心说我专门学了抱孩子的技巧啊,这回应该抱得没错啊。曹淼匆忙把孩子给抢过去,朝是勋横了一眼:“夫君在关中,可曾杀过人?”是勋连连摆手:“吾何敢杀人——倒是见了几枚首级……”

李傕等人的脑袋他是没敢瞧,可是那晚长安城内大乱,陈宫就派人把马玩等人的脑袋也没抹石灰。也没装匣子,直接摆在盘子上就托过来了,是勋不想瞧也瞧见啦。

曹淼皱眉道:“定是因为如此,夫君身上有杀气、丧气,吓着了我儿。还是快去洗沐干净了,再来抱孩子吧。”是勋心说你这就是迷信,况且我进许都先要觐见天子。哪儿敢满身风尘地就上殿啊,早在城外亭中就洗过啦——不,再往前推,见过马玩等人的首级以后。到今天有俩月了没有?我怎么可能一直不洗澡,把什么杀气、丧气的留在身上!

不过算了,这种小事儿没必要跟老婆争辩,况且对于这时代的人,想要破除迷信也任重道远,咱还没那么多闲空去搞教化。先洗澡就先洗澡,终究在家里洗澡,跟在外面洗是绝然不同的。

这年月当然没有淋浴,可是勋也受够了木桶浴,他在入居许昌,有了自己的宅邸以后,就按照后世的习惯,尽可能地进行了一番改造,比方说让木匠刨了个似模似样的坐便器,免了蹲坑之苦——除非天气实在寒冷,或者正当半夜,他是从不坐马桶的,宁可多跑几步去东溷。

至于洗浴,他专门修了间澡堂子,模仿影视剧里瞧来的古代日本人的法子,用木板拼了个大澡盆,近一丈长、四尺宽、五尺深,在里面可坐可躺,不知道有多闲适。澡盆不是活动的,直接砌在地上,下挖甬道,以砖铺壁,可以填上柴烧火,不必要回回让佣人拎着木桶来蓄热水,你跟外面按我的吩咐吹火或者减柴就得。

于是是勋便听了老婆的话,前往澡堂,去泡了一个爽,完了趴在旁边的木榻上,有专司其职的仆人进来给他好好地搓了一回背,涂上皂角,最后再舀热水冲净。是勋趴在那儿,就挺怀念当年小丫嬛月儿给自己搓背的感受,真可惜啊,月儿还在城外庄院之中,而且曹淼也不肯让侍女来见到老公的裸体——那你倒是自己来给我搓背啊!

当然啦,曹大小姐是不会干这种粗活儿的。

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