第四百零八章 割须弃袍
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“就是就是,国舅不是男人!”
“也许正因为不是“男人”,所以小妾才偷汉子。”百官演员得到导演的指点后又议论起来。
董承彻底爆点了,他来的时候,为了阻止大妇对小妾下狠手,也是带着家丁的。就见他此刻双目猩红,挥舞手臂,嘶声咆哮道:“来人啊,抓住曹孟德这个淫贼。杀了他,杀了他!”
他当先冲了出去,家丁只为主人尽忠,闻声抄起家伙,喊杀中追了出去。
剧情按照剧本发展,演员用命演绎,作为导演的秦峰十分欣慰。于是他就带着兴致勃勃的百官跟了上去。
曹操在与人妻玩耍的时候,闻董承大妇砸门,惊慌失措躲入衣橱,所以如今身上光溜溜的只在外面裹着一件红袍。他怕被人发现自己的兵马从而发现自己,所以在大妇带人来到的时候,就将亲兵遣走了。所以如今落得一人。心惊胆战中发足向城外大营狂奔。
然而洛阳城池巨大,占地几十里,一时半会岂能跑的出去。
董承带着家丁手持火把追赶,百官相随,眼见就要追上曹操的时候,消息也已经在洛阳传来了,百姓们夜间无事就出门看热闹。
人一多。搜寻曹操就困难了。
“闪开,闪开!”董承见不到曹操,怒火中烧,不断挥舞皮鞭,驱逐碍事的百姓。
“老爷,人太多,夜里模样都差不多,看不真切。”一名家丁回奏道。
董承心急如焚。举目四望,也不得要领。
秦峰见剧情又跑偏了,心说古代演员真是没有演员的素养。他猛然想起后世史书上说的割须弃袍的典故,顿时又了主意。就装作不经意间,在董承身后自语说道:“孟德兄的胡子太有讲究,一般人是没有的。”
董承立刻恍然大悟,疾呼道:“留长须的是曹操!”
于是。家丁一起发喊,“留长须的是曹操!”
“留长须的是曹操?”百姓闻言,本能在四周寻找,果然就发现了长须曹操。立刻就远远离开,顿时将他凸显了出来。
“发现了,追!”
“可恶的秦子进!”曹操肝胆俱裂,就将随身半步不离的短剑拿了出来,唰唰唰,就将自己的胡子割了下来。胡须随风飘散,曹操心痛不已,他可是留了三十多年啊,好不容易留长了。
曹操没了胡子,再次成功混迹在百姓当中。
董承顿时又失去了他的踪迹。
“老爷,没了胡子怎么办?”
“笨蛋!”秦峰暗骂一句,就又自语道:“孟德兄也真是的,总是穿个红袍,多显眼!”
董承立刻恍然,就对家丁骂道:“一群蠢货,穿红袍的是曹操!”
“穿红袍的是曹操!穿红袍的是曹操!举报重重有赏!”家丁于是发喊起来,呼声传遍各处。
百姓一听有赏立刻就有人发现了曹操的踪迹,呼道:“这里有穿红袍的!”
于是,百姓再次远离,将一脸疯狂惊恐的曹操露了出来。
此刻的曹操,胡须割的七零八落,眼睛猩红,气喘吁吁,额头许多褶皱,要多狼狈又多狼狈。他闻言再次肝胆俱裂,急忙就将红袍脱去。
然而他突然发现,自己裸奔了。于是恶从胆边声,手中匕首奋起,就刺倒一个百姓,夺了他的衣服,狂奔而去。
董承家丁连续的大喊,让百姓知道是在追曹操。
秦峰在洛阳的情报卫密探,趁机开始了宣传工作。很快,洛阳十几万百姓,就知道曹操玩耍了人妻,还是国舅的人妻。如今国舅大怒,正在派人追杀。
于是,在情报卫的宣传下,曹操人妻曹的外号就传了出去,天下皆知曹操是好色之徒,转好人妻,从此名声大损,一蹶不振。每每对敌,敌人就会高呼人妻曹的外号,曹军就会士气低落。
然而曹操也是有身手的,董承最终还是没能抓住他,就在城门外失去了曹操的踪迹。
不过秦峰的目的已经达到了,打死汉献帝都不会跟臭名昭著的人妻曹走的,所以秦峰带着愉悦的心情,总结这一次当导演的经验,在虎卫的护卫下返回了大营。
至于暴怒的董承打死了技术好的小妾,这可不管秦峰的事情,要怪也只能去怪人妻曹了。
……
就说曹操出了洛阳,一路心惊胆战中望自家大营狂奔而去。
渐渐接近,就被路上埋伏的曹兵围住。如今的曹操割须弃袍,狼狈不堪,早没有先前的模样,夜色中更是认不出来。曹兵就将他当成了细作,三拳两脚打倒在地。
曹操大惊失色,疾呼咆哮道:“混蛋,我是你们的主公,曹操,曹孟德!”
就听军官笑虐道:“你这老家伙是我家主公!玛德,老子还是当今天子呢!兄弟们,将这细作砍下首级,拿去曹仁将军那里请功!”
于是乎,十几把兵器剁了过去……。
我命休矣!肝胆俱裂的曹操,万万没有想到,自己戎马一生,大小上百战,最后竟然要死在自家士兵的乱刀之下!
PS:其实历史上的“割须弃袍”,真的就是这般来的,同时还有人妻曹的美名!
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