第九百零八章 对蜀国宣战
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因为举着手臂写字，又写的是大字，写完一个字，刘备就有些累，然而他不能认耸。若是被人说皇帝写个字都累的需要休息一下，那就太没面子了。刘备有办法，他就在那里摘，摘什么，摘自己的笔毛。
这笔毛若是开叉，那写出来的字就不好看了。所以百官就在下面等着，等着刘备将笔毛摘干净。
诸葛亮说道：“看来陛下的笔。不好使，笔毛开叉太多。”
百官点头赞同道：“是呀是呀。但若是摘光了。不就成秃笔了吗？”
刘备就将笔毛头举在面前摘，一会就摘上瘾了。百官也不敢吭声，就站那看。
不一会，刘备休息好了，就又开始写篆字的收。篆字嘛，转的笔画多，他就在哪里用力转啊转，下笔如有神……。
正在这时，一名小太监狂奔而来。小太监心里着急，因为出大事了。这人要是激动。嗓门就高。只听小太监扑腾一声跪在地上，竟然在大理石地板上滑行了两三丈，正好来到刘备背后，尖叫道：“陛下，可了不得了，大秦对蜀国宣战了，弘武皇帝御驾亲征，三十万即将到达剑阁！另有南征大军二十万，以赵云为大元帅。这时候恐怕已经到江陵了！”
“啊！”
刘备正举着手臂转最后一转，历来这最后一笔，划出去的都长。刘备这边写的正上瘾呢，被这一吓。手一哆嗦。好家伙，笔尖吓的收回来的时候，直接捅进了自己的鼻子里。“呜哇！”
鼻腔是很脆弱的，刘备自己捅了自己。转身的时候吃痛，倒抽一口冷气。顿时墨汁进入到了鼻子深处。
“啊？”百官震惊大秦对西蜀宣战的同时，更加对当前的状况傻了眼。就见刘备右手拿筷子一样拿着笔，笔毛全插在了鼻子里，墨汁四溢流了龙袍到处都是。心说这叫怎么回事，皇上好好写字，怎么就插自己鼻孔了！
关羽护主心切，急忙上前。
谁知，刘备鼻子大受刺激，“阿嚏！”
一个大大的喷嚏中，关羽顿时感到一阵疾风扑面而来，本能闭住了眼睛。墨汁顿时将红脸大关公，染成了黑脸包青天！
百官惊悚，呼啦啦跪了一地。
“有大秦朝的宣战诏书！”小太监举了举檄文。
本打算显摆一番的刘备丢了人，那里还顾得上其他，急急忙忙狂奔进了后殿，一路墨迹点点飞散。关羽素来骄傲，如今满头是墨汁，羞愤难当，跟在刘备后面进了后殿。
皇上走里，大殿中炸开了锅！
“可了不得了！秦子进又来了！”
“人家有五十万，咱们只有二十万，这可怎么办！”
“丞相……。”惶恐中的百官望向诸葛亮。
诸葛亮急摇羽扇，这两年蜀国发展的也不错，他被以为秦峰戎马一生，当了皇帝后会享受从而不思进取，没想到当了皇帝依然冲劲这么足，脸色微变中一声不吭。
后世的曹操最后十年就不思进取，那是他岁数大了，秦峰正值壮年，岂能安于享受。
清理干净后，章武皇帝刘备重回大殿，高居宝座，这心里又惊又怒，“檄文中说了些什么？”
立刻就有一个识字的大太监，念了起来：伪汉朝一只耳贼刘备者，性非和顺，出身寒微。昔日黄巾之时，曾以贿赂入仕。洎乎晚节，加以虺蜴为心，豺狼成性。近狎邪僻，残害忠良。杀陶谦于徐州，屠宗亲与西川，逐孔氏与北海，弑君与剑阁。神人之所共嫉，天地之所不容。犹复包藏祸心，窥窃神器。纠集贼之宗盟于西川，建伪汉，贼国以重任。
鸣呼！汉献帝之已亡，燕啄宗亲，知汉祚之将尽。
大秦弘武帝，奉先朝之成业，布本朝之厚恩，志安社稷。因天下之失望，今顺宇内之推心。爰举义旗，以清妖孽。南连百越，北尽三河，铁骑成群，玉轴相接。海陵红粟，仓储之积靡穷。
班声动而北风起，剑气冲而西川平。喑呜则山岳崩颓，叱吒则风云变色。以此制敌，何敌不摧？以此图功，何功不克？公等或居西川，或协吴越。倘能转祸为福，送往事居，共立勤王之勋，凡诸爵赏，同指山河。若其眷恋伪朝，徘徊歧路，坐昧先几之兆，必贻后至之诛。切看今日之域中，竟是谁家之天下！
这段檄文的意思大致是：刘备驱逐孔子的子孙，杀徐州牧陶谦，杀宗亲，杀皇帝，是一个卑鄙无耻的家伙。大秦顺应天命，讨伐伪汉，天下人应该响应起来，一起消灭伪汉刘备。那些助纣为虐的，必定人人得而诛之。
“放屁，秦子进才是出身寒微，秦子进才是贿赂十常侍上的位！要不他能做到大将军的位置？”刘备大怒，心说秦子进当大将军的时候，朕才是个县令。他就在宝座上起身，夺了太监手中的的宣战诏书，撕碎了扔在殿上，甩着一只肥大的气死如来佛的耳朵骂道：“秦子进欺朕太甚，他就是一个国贼，只以为掌握天道大义？”
百官诚惶诚恐，呼啦啦跪在了地上。然而章武皇帝的话他们没有听到耳朵里，一个个琢磨着大秦五十万大军怎么退？若是无法退敌，今后怎么办？
刘备见无人回应，更加愤怒，叫道：“秦子进竟然对朕宣战，朕也要对他宣战！”刘备一指自己的水军师，丞相诸葛亮，道：“孔明，你马上写一份宣战诏书，就在这殿中写！马上写！一定要将卑鄙的秦子进骂一个狗血喷头，体无完肤！”(未完待续请搜索，小说更好更新更快!
ps：感谢：段匿名，投出一张宝贵月票。
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