第一千零九十六章 都在打蚊子
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这一天夜里,弘武大帝召集群臣,发布了“敌驻我扰”的战斗策略。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com※%
弘武大帝将手中五万骑兵,分成五百队,每队百人左右。有马超、王双、典韦、许褚等将带领。为了发挥全部实力,“吓猴”兄弟、曹洪、曹纯等人,也是分配了一些兵力。
预定从今天夜里开始,骚扰安息七十万人的驻地。
而到了夜深休息的时候,弘武大帝却是睡不着觉,他与小尾巴并着头,一起跪坐在龙床上,两双眼睛,一会目不转睛,一会又四处乱转。
“这里!”一声娇呼,只见小尾巴手出一双玉手,啪的一声。
“怎么样,怎么样,打到了没有!”弘武皇帝急忙去瞅,同时搓着手背上的红疙瘩。
玉手分开的时候,两人一起露出失望的表情,“没打到!”
“可恶,朕绝对不能再被叮咬了,精华都被丫吸走了!”弘武皇帝大怒,挠着裤裆,心说这些蚊子太可恶了!然而很快,弘武皇帝的注意力,便被身边的宪英吸引去了。
该凸的地方凸,该凹的地方凹,前凸后翘,尤其是跪在地上,双手支撑的时候。那姿势,加上垂下来的秀发半遮面,令人无限遐想。
于是,弘武皇帝眼珠子一转,惊呼道:“别动!”
宪英立刻就不动了。
“别动啊,就在你身上!”弘武皇帝便整个向翘臀扑了过去。
谁知宪英一闪身躲了过去,就跪坐在龙床上,叉腰笑道:“皇上。已经三十四次了,不好使了。您还是想点新鲜的吧。”
“三十四次了!”弘武大帝十分尴尬。“有这么多次了吗?”
宪英一笑,“臣女起居录上都写着呢!”
“啊!”弘武大帝脸色大变。心说毁了毁了,这要是传到后世,名声全尼玛玩完了。然而不久后,他也乐了,因为这绝对不可能,因为这样的事情关系到宪英,而宪英是绝对不会将自己写进这样令人羞涩的“历史”当中的。
弘武大帝想明白后,也就不害怕了。长夜漫漫,佳人相伴。便又开始琢磨起来。
“别动!”突然,宪英说道。
“咦!”弘武大帝立刻不动了,然而他很快笑道:“学朕!”
谁知宪英表情严肃起来,“别动,一只蚊子快要落在左腮帮子底下了!”
弘武大帝闻言,顿时就感到左脸与脖子相连的地方,麻痒,果真!于是,弘武大帝屏住了呼吸。不敢乱动,目光却是流出鼓励的眼神。
宪英便悄悄伸出手去,待得接近的时候——啪,一巴掌呼在了秦峰的脸上。
于是呼。秦峰的脸红了,而宪英的脸也红了。很久很久,脸红的两个人没有动作。宪英的手始终摸在秦峰的脸颊上,便感到十分温暖。芳心乱跳。
秦峰的大红脸,悄无声息的接近宪英的红脸。
当彼此的气息交汇的时候。宪英惊醒了过来,头一垂,收回了手,退出去的时候,有礼拜道:“皇上,蚊子已经打死了,您早点休息吧。”
宪英返回了自己的床,当蚊帐放下来的时候,秦峰什么也看不到了。他那可怜的脸上,只剩下一个蚊子尸体的印痕,还有些血,溅射在印痕四周。“可恶的蚊子,再来一只!”秦峰大怒又开始寻摸起来。
同一时间,曹操黑着脸,在营帐里面打蚊子。他的脸上有两个红疙瘩,手臂上也有好几个。“玛德,这西域的蚊纸就是狠,咬上一口,又痒又痛……。”
即将出征的夏侯兄弟还有曹洪、曹纯走了进来,就发现曹操四处追蚊子,“肝胆俱裂”。
夏侯惇看他神情专注,犹豫了一下,还是说道:“大王,弘武皇帝这个“敌驻我扰”的战术,到底是行不行?”
啪
“哈哈哈……!”曹操终于打死了一只蚊纸,他一手血,亮给夏侯惇等人看。他又擦了擦脑门上的汗水,坐下来的时候已经是气喘吁吁,他就有亮出身上的红疙瘩,烦躁道:“看到了没有,行不行?你们说行不行?如今,你们就是这蚊纸……。”
众人一愣,有些不知所云。
嗡嗡嗡
这时,不知哪里飞进来一只苍蝇,就围着曹操头顶转圈,原来是被头顶散发的汗臭气息吸引。只见曹老板的脑袋,风车一般跟着苍蝇转了几圈,顿时头晕目眩,晕的不行。他挥手扇了扇赶走,一会又飞了回来。
曹老板就又挥手驱赶,一时间擦干净的额头,再一次汗如雨下。曹老板更加烦躁了起来,大叫道:“你们就是这些苍蝇,你看孤被咬的。这累的跟死狗一样,你们说行不行?”
嗡嗡,苍蝇十分胆大,落在了曹操的鼻子上,口器伸出来,不断抚摸着曹操大鼻子上的红粉刺。又开始游走,探头探索孟德的大鼻孔,便感到这里湿润,有可能是繁衍后代的好地方。
孟德双眼集中在一起,斗鸡眼大怒,他也是拍蚊子撵苍蝇昏了头,挥起右手,一巴掌就抡了过去。
阿嚏
啪,嗡嗡嗡,苍蝇唱着歌走了。
“啊!”夏侯惇等人惊呼,望着给了自己一巴掌的曹操傻眼了。心说孟德这边是不是秀逗了,竟然给了自己一巴掌。
“呜哇!”曹操在手下面前丢了人,恼羞成怒后,就是一阵咆哮道:“看到了,行不行?只有秦子进这王八蛋,才会琢磨出这种“无耻”的战术,行不行?”
“行!”夏侯惇等人一阵哆嗦,他们终于领悟了过来。因为曹操已经是现身说法,如今愤怒的,焦躁的。疲惫的曹操,也就是安息人即将进入的状态。这种状态下。最是容易中计。
而安息人到底进入状态好不好,就要看夏侯惇等人的了。
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