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“等等！”
朱掌柜的急忙喊道：“客爷，还没给钱呢？”
买包子的家伙五十来岁的样子，是个矮胖子，脸上的肉溜圆，没有皮包着都要挤出来一般，小眼睛只剩下一道缝，贼亮贼亮的，透着神采。更多小说ltxs520.com
他冲着朱掌柜的轻蔑一笑：“怎么，包子钱不就在那吗！”
朱掌柜的强忍着怒气，赔笑脸道：“客爷，包子一文钱一个，您要三十个小的给您二十六，您看这样成不，就算二十五文钱，您才给了三文，还有二十二文，还请您心疼小的，念在小本经营，体谅我们……”
还没等他说完，从店铺里面传来一声霹雳般的怒喝。
“朱老实，你又拿老娘的包子送人情！有钱吃包子，没钱滚犊子，一个子都不能少！”传说中的内掌柜抱着笼屉风风火火跑过来，把笼屉放在锅上，一转身到了买包子的客人面前。叉着腰，上下打量一下对方，冷笑一声。
“客爷，卖东西的不怕大肚汉，您能买我们高兴，可是不给钱，想占便宜，也要问问老娘是什么脾气！”
果然名不虚传，内掌柜的一露头，吓得食客们都乖乖闭上了嘴，倒是唐毅毫不在乎，满嘴流油地吃着包子，暗暗捡起一小块木炭。
买包子的丝毫没有被吓着，眯缝着小眼睛，咳嗽两声。
“本大爷是来吃包子，不是来受气的，你们想开黑店不成？”
朱掌柜的连忙摇头，惶急地说道：“客爷，您可不不能这么说，谁不知道我们做生意最讲良心，货真价实……”
“货真价实，我刚刚来的时候，明明看到是一文钱十个包子，这有三文钱，买你们26个包子，还是你们赚了，难道想讹人吗？”
“你放屁！”内掌柜的脸色一下子沉了下来。
“睁开狗眼看看，这么大的包子，一文钱十个？老娘怎么不白给，还能落下好名声。”内掌柜的发威，和母夜叉有的一拼。
“谁知道了，许是你头发长见识短。对不起，本大爷还有事，恕不奉陪。”
这家伙转身要走，内掌柜的气得头发都立起来了，跺着脚对着朱掌柜的大骂：“你个怂头日脑的东西，还不给老娘拦住他。”
朱掌柜的无奈，只能跑过去，一伸手，拦住去路。他拱拱手，哀求道：“客爷，小本生意不容易，您别开玩笑了，二十几个铜子，我和浑家一天都挣不来！”
矮胖的家伙毫不在乎，伸手一推朱掌柜的，冷笑道：“我管你挣多少钱，招牌上写的，你们定的价钱，老子管不着，赶快让开。”
“好啊！老娘这么多年，还没见过吃白食吃得这么理直气壮的，你真让老娘开了眼。”内掌柜的突然抄起一把菜刀，几步就蹿了过来，简直比猿猴还灵巧。
“你们干什么，要开黑店啊！”矮胖的家伙也害怕起来。
“你还说对了，老娘就是母夜叉，今天就把你剁成肉馅！”内掌柜的凶狠地骂道。
眼看着就要出流血事件，唐毅哈哈一笑：“朱伯伯，他说招牌写着，那咱们就好好看看，上面到底写着啥！”
对啊，一句话提醒了所有人，朱掌柜的两口子还有那些食客一起抬头，顿时所有人都吓了一跳，朱掌柜的更是忍不住念了出去。
“千，文，十，个，是千文十个！这，这是怎么回事？”
“傻子，你还不明白啊！”内掌柜的狠狠白了丈夫一样，一跃三尺高，叉着腰怪叫道：“哈哈，老娘才知道，敢情包子这么值钱，按您说的，拿两千六百文，少一文钱，老娘都和你到知州大人那打官司！”
矮胖子只觉得有种搬起石头砸自己的脚的赶脚，这到底是哪个缺德鬼干的？
他急忙跑过来，盯着招牌仔细看着，突然惊叫起来。
“你们都看看，这个千字绝对被人加了两笔，看着新旧都不一样！”
“真是好眼力啊！”唐毅白痴般看着他，冷笑道：“那您再看看，后面的十上面是不是也被加了一笔？敢耍诈，就要愿赌服输，赶快拿钱！”
“说得好！”内掌柜的把明晃晃的菜刀举在空中，一伸手揪住胖子的衣衫。
“给钱，给钱！”凶神恶煞般吼道，吐沫星子喷了一脸。
两个人拉扯起来，有个食客眉头紧皱，突然喊道：“哎呦，这不是常青村的王三财，是有名的土财主，抠门的邪乎。”
“王三财？就是那个三十夜，用毛笔画红烧肉的那位？”
此话一出，大家全都想看稀罕物一样，盯着矮胖的家伙，说是抠门不算啥，这位都抠出了境界。每逢过年一般的地主都会给家里的仆人长工加点菜。可是这位舍不得，他苦思冥想，竟然想出了一个绝招，用毛笔画，然后给大家伙看看，就算吃过了。
也只有如此极品的家伙，才能干出改招牌的事情。
周围人越说越难听，矛头都指向了矮胖子，俗话说吐沫星子淹死人，王三财老脸一阵红一阵白的，拼命挣扎，可是内掌柜的丝毫不让。
“你这个泼妇，还不松手？”
“哈哈，松手？老娘还要拉你见官呢，反正老娘不怕丢人，倒是王财主舍得面子，咱就看看谁更狠！”
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