同人:杨凌自白
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这小子才这么点年纪,就跟我玩阴招,你小子等着,君子报仇十年不晚,看我以后怎么收拾你丫的!偷偷问下,关关,雪里梅的妹妹雪里红是不是性格特温柔的那种啊……
再说下女神医,这丫头被弄到官家妓院去了,差点就被人给强暴了,为了救她我可是冒者杀头的危险啊,这丫头的清白,我可是花了不少钱买下来的啊,你说做好人一点报酬都没有,一点好处都得不到,这往后谁还去做好人啊!
我本来还想让这丫头嫁给她原先的婆家,可人家压根就不想要她了,这丫头命苦啊,幸亏由我收留着,要不就是出来了也是流落街头的命啊。
在我家里养着,吃香喝辣的,还有一群漂亮的小姐妹陪着,这幸福日子那找去啊,现在这丫头的身份是奴婢,以后是没有男人会正经的娶她回去当老婆了。
俺现在呆的这个年代啊,奴婢再好也就是嫁个贩夫走卒啥的,就算以后这男人发达了,他十之也得休了她,要不让别人知道他老婆是一奴婢出身,他肯定会觉得颜面全失。
所以这个丫头最后的出路也就是家给别人做个小妾,可那时候的丫鬟奴婢有几个是没有被主子宠幸过的,她要往外嫁也不容易啊,毕竟那时候男人都喜欢处啊,她总不能对人家说我还是处,你娶我做妾吧,我家杨老爷没有宠幸过我,有谁信啊?
可怜的女人啊,这弄不好就是一辈子的老处女呢,你说说,现在这丫头年纪小,不会太想男人,可她是医生懂男女之事,再成熟点,有我这样一个帅老爷成天在她眼前晃啊晃的,加上我对她的救命之恩,她还能喜欢别人??
压根不可能的事情,弄不好这小丫头一个冲动估计就会给我下点药,把俺给骗奸了。
对了这丫头还会针灸,这东西邪门啊,就算不给我下药,给我来一针,弄的我神魂颠倒,我怕自己也是凶多吉少啊。
你们别不信,这丫头肯定起过这个心思的……与其哪天我稀里糊涂的和这丫头好上了,还不如正大光明娶她做个三房或者四房啥的
哦,对了,还有公主,你说啥,公主和我有什么关系?靠,不娶个公主,我怎么当王爷啊,就算当了王爷也算不上皇亲国戚啊,这王爷肯定也当不稳当,再说了那个大一点小公主八成对我有点意思,嘿嘿!
人帅,没办法啊,你别不信,过去那些公主十四五岁出嫁的海了去了,这小公主现在估计没事情的时候就在稀里糊涂的想她将来驸马是啥样子呢,俺现在说不定就是她心里面暗恋的偶像呢。
想想这个小公主也是够可怜的,成天呆在深宫里面,闷的慌啊,嫁给我,凭俺的本事,以后肯定能住在宫外,哈哈,成天可以见到自己的驸马,这丫头怕是得高兴坏了?
嫁给别人她十之也幸福不了,你们也不希望看到书里面多出小怨妇吧,哈哈,而且这丫头还是俺巩固王爷地位的最佳人选,一句话,娶了!
再说了,你一现代人穿越回古代,要是不整个公主回家做老婆,你丫自己都不好意思跟人家开口说你是一穿越者,所以啊,这个公主,俺不能不娶啊
哦,听说关关又弄出个女天师,这个女天师好啊,来的是关键时候啊,俺正发愁的时候,她就送上门来了.
关关到底没有忘了俺未来即将是生活在水生火热之中的啊。你说,俺现在要娶这些女人,那个不是漂亮的漂亮的小姑娘大多数是天生媚骨啊.
媚骨是啥俺不太清楚,不过娶漂亮女人的男人往往短命啊,为啥,这女人强啊,而且女人越漂亮听说就越强,就算她不想要的时候,俺一男人也忍不住想要她啊.
再说了,俺是一现代人,讲究夫妻性生活要协调,咱肯定要雨露均施吧,这一来二去的,三狼四虎的,就我一个男人,没点真本事,估计我的寿命也就是当上王爷那会就得挂了,大家也不希望看到一个短命王爷吧。
虽说有个女神医嫁给我了,可以给我弄点补药啊,传授点经什么的,教我点九式,没事练习点洞玄子三十六式什么的,可那怎么能顶事啊?
那每次都是要我出真货的啊,咱男人可都知道那一小勺的东西弄不好就要一个月才能生产出来,这个练习学习方法我可受不了啊。
这天师道教听说比较喜欢搞男女双修,化精成气什么的,要不那天师教掌门人也不会娶了好几个小妾(这个老丈人有点估计象前些年的李xx,会糊弄人,心里有点鄙视他,不过希望他真有这双修的法门,嘿嘿)
他女儿到我身边好几个如花似玉的小娇娘,他这个做老丈人的肯定也不会希望自己的女儿守活寡吧,怎么也得把他们天师教那点压箱子底的东西教给我吧?
就算他扣门不想给我,估计他老婆也不同意吧,毕竟他老婆肯定要向着自己女儿,担心女儿过的不爽吧。
可是他就算教给我了,我找谁来练习啊,最合适的人选莫过于这个女天师吧,毕竟这个道家那些东西我可是一翘不通啊,嘿嘿,为了俺和俺几个媳妇的幸福生活,这小女天师就算你们不想让我娶我也要娶,而且要娶定她了。
哎!虽然没有天生名器,虽然没有御女之术,有个天师教的双修术凑合凑合也差不多了,毕竟俺是做王爷不是做淫贼,估计俺也没有那夜御十女的机会了以上纯是俺自己瞎猜测,不知道会不会有这性福的一天……
哦,还有俺的原配幼娘,估计没有人不同意她跟我吧,啥,你我配不上幼娘,靠,俺媳妇呢,幼娘那去了,疯魔棍法招呼丫的!!!
哎你们大家说说,俺就这么几个老婆,而且俺还是一个负责任的男人,不是那种上了就跑的男淫,为啥你们要说我种马呢,还说我假正经伪君子呢?
再说了,现在我就一老婆啊,剩下几个不是还没娶呢吗,你们就ww的,俺就不懂了,俺那里象种马,那点行为是种马行为了,怎么就成伪君子了,俺冤枉啊!!!如果俺这个算是种马的话,是伪君子的话,那关关,希望你就让我种马的更强烈一些吧,更虚伪一些吧!!!!!
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1、关于对美女的评介,不予置评;
2、关于对剧情的评介,不予置评;
3、兄台文章写的妙笔如花,妙趣盎然,不写太可惜鸟,如果你写书偶一定去拜读,刚刚看了你的文章,笑的喷饭.
尤其写唐一仙那一段儿,偶看了突然想:要是紧要关头,唐一仙嘴里忽然发出清脆悦耳的鸟叫声不知杨凌会不会变成杨伟_
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