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从古至今,关于皇帝的故事真是多得数也数不清!
在普通老百姓的眼里,那个至高无上的皇帝,那个号称真龙天子的家伙,绝对算得上是传说般存在的人物。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com在古代,由于百姓的思想具有局限性,你要是和他们义正严词的大谈什么皇权天授、什么中央集权,什么忠君爱国,他们也许在理解上会有些费劲。但是,你要是能够策略一些,和他们谈论上述问题时,夹杂些声色犬马、小道花边、野史杂记,反到是效果更为明显。千百年来,善良淳朴的老百姓们,最喜闻乐见的就是那些君明臣贤、将相和睦、忠义千秋的故事。而在这些故事里,几乎毫不例外的都在表现着一个共同的主题,那就是斗!!!
诸如,皇帝和手下大臣斗,皇帝和自己老婆们斗,皇帝和他妈妈、他奶奶斗,皇帝和身边的太监斗,皇帝老婆和皇帝老婆斗,大臣和大臣斗、太监和太监斗,大臣和太监斗等等,总之是斗得是昏天黑地、一塌糊涂。这庙堂之上斗得热闹,老百姓们也看得新鲜。当然了,也有一些太过入戏的老百姓,按耐不住自己的情绪,直接把平时神明一样的皇帝降一辈使用,高喊着“皇帝老儿!今儿老子和你死磕了!!!”的口号,以自己的实际行动,彻彻底底的体验了一把“重在参与”的国际奥林匹克精神。
这不,刚刚没平静多久的大明朝,又斗上了!
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此时的天色还有些灰蒙蒙的,司值的更鼓伴随着此起彼伏的鸡鸣声缓缓敲响。在城守司的军官指挥下,京师的各大城门陆续被轰隆隆的推开,在城门内外等候多时的百姓、商贩们有条不紊的进出着。
“闪开!闪开!”随着一声声暴喝以及马匹的嘶鸣声,一队大内侍卫簇拥着一位太监打扮的宫人呼啸而出,径直朝西边去了。
京师西郊,高老庄,内厂厂督杨凌府邸。
灯火通明的书房中,杨凌及一干手下神态焦急的坐在一起,瞧着他们熬得通红的眼睛,想必是一夜未睡。
“杨大人!这还要等到什么时候啊!”一位相貌儒雅的年轻男子,焦急的问到。
“花公子莫急,现在天已大亮,相信用不了多久,宫里面就会有消息传出来!”杨凌宽言劝道:“三厂一卫的精锐已经集结待发,等宫里消息一到,我们便立刻行动!相信花大人吉人自有天助!花公子千万不要自乱阵脚啊……”
“花公子莫急!再等等……”内厂的大小挡头们也纷纷劝道……
话说五天前,杨凌突然收到阳原方面的急报,大明高级离休老干部,原左台御使花子规,花大人被一伙不知名的强人掳了去,至今生死不知!杨凌和花子规在阳原县时相处得颇为融洽,一听说此事也非常着急,他一边散出大量三厂一卫的密探,一边召集心腹手下,集思广益寻找破案线索。等两天前,花子规、花大人的三公子花无缺赶来时,案情貌似有了新的突破。
经过深挖,大量极有价值的破案线索被陆续找到,大家先锁定作案犯罪嫌疑人,在通过反复推敲、查找、联想,先后排除了土匪绑票、邪教迫害、争夺家产、情海生波、强奸未遂等犯罪动机。随着时间的流逝,案情变得更加的扑朔迷离,杨凌看到众人情绪低落的样子,心中万分的焦急,他果断的暂停了会议,领着大家喝了一顿花酒(花无缺买单)。果不其然,充分放松后的众人思维更加活跃,他们按照厂督大人的指点,紧紧围绕着“大胆假设、小心论证”的主题思想,通过不懈的努力,最终得到了一个惊人的结论。那就是宫廷内斗!!!而最大的嫌疑人,貌似落到了夏皇后的身上。
案情牵扯上了皇后,这事情有些难办了!你总不能把皇后揪出来严刑拷问吧!这事情也许别人觉得难办,但并不代表杨凌办不了。在凝思苦想下,杨凌、杨大厂长于昨天晚上神神秘秘的进宫了,在进宫前,还非常有闲情雅致的去后院泡了一会高美眉。
接下来……就只有等了。杨凌带着众人在高老庄里苦苦等待着宫里的消息。
“大人!宫里来人了,还带来了皇帝陛下的密旨!”一个番子禀报到。
“知道了!”杨凌闻言一跃而起,迅速的向外走去。快到门口时,他又回头交代道:“尔等在此侯命,我去去就来!”
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过了一会,众人见杨凌急匆匆的走了回来!
“花大人目前被困在京东一百八十里外的柳堡!”杨凌进来后也不罗嗦,看了众人一眼后,直接下令道:“此次行动代号:寻花问柳!各部门,按照事先的预定方案,立即布置妥当,明日子时,准时展开救援行动!!!”
“哦了!”众人应到。
望了一眼迅速离去的部下,杨凌满意的笑了笑,心中大石暂时落地的他慢慢的坐了下来,一份明黄色的圣旨又一次在他手中展开……
奉天呈运皇帝,诏曰:
大哥!你狠了点吧!你给朕出的是什么损主意!什么协助破案,什么体验破解秘密的乐趣,朕呸!!!
你知道不,朕把春药给皇后灌了下去后,那皇后玩疯了,平日里多端庄的一个人啊,突然变得求索无度,整个跟旷居多年的寡妇似的!朕靠!有这么咒自己的吗?!朕呸!呸!呸!童言无忌!童言无忌!
你知道不,朕整整忙活了一宿!最后,皇后到是带着无限的满足,甜甜的睡了!可朕不敢睡啊!朕还得强撑酸痛欲折的腰,睁着深深塌陷的眼睛,听皇后说梦话!朕狂晕!!!她要是不说梦话,朕的龙体不是白忙活了吗?!
还好,朕的努力并没有白费!朕探听到,皇后想知道一仙姑娘的真实情况,她派她娘家人掳了花子规,现在花老头被关在京东一百八十里外的柳堡。
朕现在好困,已经没有精力参与破案了,剩下的事你看着办吧。哦…对了!昨夜,朕付出太多,万一皇后怀孕,后果不堪想象,你去问问高姐姐,她那有没有预防早早孕的药,江湖救急!!!赶快给哥们送进宫来!!!
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