雪猫同人:兵人传说
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一阵嘶嘶啦啦的杂音响过,地洞中又恢复了寂静。
数日后,大明正德皇帝与花当、女真诸部会盟于白登山,未料鞑靼伯颜部来袭,危机时刻,正德与杨凌君臣携手,指挥着大明及朵颜三卫将士大破敌军!
午夜,战后的白登山一片静寂,白天的惨烈大战让这里充满了血腥的气息。
起风了,漫天的风雪呼啸着刮过白登山,一些被明军遗弃的杂物,被风吹的到处都是。在山顶,大量的沙石被灌入地洞,这些石块相互撞击着落向深不可测的洞底……
“系统故障排除!”
“特种一九九九号兵人即将启动!”
诡异的嘶嘶啦啦声又一次在地洞里响起……
天亮了,昨天夜里的暴风雪来得急,去得也快,在白登山的最高处,一个浑身的壮硕男子,一动不动的站在那里,凛冽的寒风吹袭着他的身体,面无表情的壮硕男子仿佛一点感觉都没有,只有那鹰一般锐利的眼睛,炯炯有神的凝视着远方!
“吱吱!”一只蝙蝠的疾飞而来,在男子的头顶上怪叫两声后盘旋而下,依附在壮硕男子的后颈上,片刻功夫后那物件已经隐没不见了,在男子的后颈上只留下一块巴掌大小,且面目狰狞的蝙蝠纹身。
“大明威武伯!内厂厂督!杨凌!”壮硕男子反复重复着这几段话,冰冷淡漠的声音毫无半点生机!
……
正德皇帝班师回京了,巨大的武功让他笑得合不拢嘴。在回京师的路上,皇帝陛下的近卫军却被一个身披兽皮的彪形大汉拦住了,那个大汉很是捍勇,大内侍卫们还有杨厂长手下的金牌打手小伍同志,都在那人手里吃了不小的亏。正被情人病情搅扰得心烦意乱的正德,大怒之下连大炮都推了出来,杨厂长怜惜大汉的勇武,劝慰住皇帝后亲自来到阵前招降此人。
那大汉看见杨陵到来,楞了一下神,立刻挺胸收腹站得板直。
“长官!编号:特种一九九九兵人向您报到!”言罢,威风凛凛的大汉还顺手给杨凌敬了标准的军礼。
杨凌愕然了,他慢慢走上前去一问究竟……
“此人无名无姓,乃山中猛虎养大的野人,在他少年时我曾经救过他,此番大同之行,他听闻我的消息,特来投我!由于他常年生于野外,难免有些野性难驯,又兼不通世间之礼数,故此才闹出天大的误会!”杨凌如是说。
再后来,杨凌,杨大厂长的身边就多了个,威猛彪悍、面无表情的保镖。
……
最近,杨凌,杨大厂长的日子过得非常惬意,收了一个未来战士做保镖、老婆怀孕了、婚前好友也怀孕了、皇帝给他升官了、另外又开海禁又煮乌龟王八蛋的,让他在民间积累起大量的好名声。
当然了,这里头也有一些美中不足。
他那个彪悍的保镖兵人一九九九,太过紧张杨凌的生命安全了。
比如说,某夜,杨大厂长跑到雪夫人的房中,雪夫人当然高兴了,为了讨好老爷,雪夫人拉来了玉夫人,想和老爷来个双飞!杨大厂长也很高兴,极生悲的事情发生了!因为两位夫人在伺候老爷时,某些动作幅度有点偏大,导致过于陶醉的杨大厂,忍不住哼哼了两声!结果,守侯在门外的兵人一九九九,立即破窗而入,在杨大厂长一愣神的时候,两个俏佳人已经被兵人一九九九,一手一个给扔出了窗外!
再比如说,某日,正德皇帝来杨大厂长家玩(其实是找唐一仙),君臣二人随便惯了,聊天聊到好笑的事情时,忘乎所以的正德同学,拍了杨大厂长的肩膀几下,守侯在一旁的兵人一九九九,“呼”的一声冲了上去,这回要不是杨凌反应快,皇帝陛下的脖子,就会被……
再再比如说,某日,杨大厂长喝茶时被茶杯烫了一下,守侯在一旁的兵人一九九九,眨眼功夫就不见了!待杨凌发现时,这位威猛彪悍的保镖背着五十把钢刀正要出门,据说是要去屠什么御窑!
再再再比如说,某日,大妇杨韩氏……
再再再再比如说,某日……
总之,三个月后,威武侯、右柱国龙虎大将军,外四家军统领、内厂厂督杨凌、杨大厂长周围十米之内,连一个苍蝇都找不到。
现在的杨凌彻底郁闷了!
“我们需要谈谈了!”杨凌说到。
“长官!请您下命令!长官!”兵人一九九九吼到。
“每个人都有其生存的意义,不是吗?”杨凌顾做深奥的说到。
“长官!我不管什么狗屁生存的意义!长官!”兵人一九九九吼道:“我只愿意,为了捍卫您的荣誉而战!长官!”
“嘎!”杨凌差点被噎死,好半天后他才说道:“你能不能放松一些?!”
“长官!能!长官!”兵人一九九九大声吼道:“长官!您能告诉我,什么叫放松吗?长官!”
“我晕!”杨凌更加郁闷了,实在无法继续交谈下去的他,无力说道:“你下去吧!我想一个人静静!”
“长官!是!长官!”兵人一九九九大声吼道:“长官!我能否将您的保护范围在扩大三十米吗?长官!”
杨凌彻底歇菜了……
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