回明书区八卦派掌门传奇(雪猫)
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“我只是一个平凡的人,一个微不足道的普通人,我只想过得富足,我只想让老婆、孩子过得衣食无忧!什么历史使命,什么王霸之气、什么高尚情操,什么流芳百世,通通都给老子见鬼去吧!”胡八卦如是说。
有时候,真应了那句老话,“人要是被逼急了,什么都能做得出来!”
胡八卦先是焚香、沐浴、更衣、斋戒,又狂拜了各路神仙,最后他闭着眼睛从书柜中掏了一张以前收集到的素材。凝思苦想了半天后,如有神助般挥毫泼墨,经过一点点(大量)的艺术加工,在加上自己天马行空般的联想与推断,城东李老汉家丢了一只鸡的小事,在他的润色下,楞是牵连出一件惊天地、泣鬼神的旷世冤案!
排版印刷后,大明八卦周刊第一期(就是一张破纸),新鲜出炉了!这下可了不得了,这小小的纸片威力太大了,不出三天,全京师的市民几乎都知道了,连九门提督府都给惊动了,整日间,捕头、差役、里长、保甲们你方唱罢、我登场,那真是鸡飞狗跳不亦乐乎……
“什么?一两银子!大哥,那是昨天的价了,这八卦周刊卖得嗷嗷的火暴!有多少著名的收藏家,相中了它的升值潜力,纷纷大量订购!我告诉你,想买少于三两银子不卖!”
八卦周刊火了,大把的银子像流水般淌进胡八卦的腰包,初战告捷的他,成功的挖掘出自己事业上的第一桶金,这一切,除了让他成为引领大明所有花边、娱乐、小道、桃色消息的一面旗帜外,也为他日后打造那个庞大的传媒帝国,奠定了雄厚的物质基础。
胡八卦在制造谣言、谋取暴利的同时,老谋深算的他却非常的低调,为避免不必要的麻烦,他在事业逐渐稳定的时候,逐步由前台慢慢的退到幕后,世上没有不透风的墙,多个朋友多条路,少个冤家少堵墙的道理,他还是懂地!
长期的市井生活,让胡八卦在待人接物等方面,火候掌握的十分老到,尤其是多年的基层磨练,更是让他练就了一副相人极准的火眼金睛!
记得在大明弘治末年,胡八卦的一名手下远赴塞外采风时,为他带回来一个极其匪夷所思的消息,说在大明边关重镇鸡鸣驿附近的小山沟里,有一个叫杨凌的秀才挂了!本来挂了也就挂了,可是那家伙死了也不消停,可能是因为在阴间没办暂住证,被鬼给打发回来了(也就是传说中的穿越)。胡八卦那个手下为了进一步挖掘事件的内幕,给周刊创造效益同时,也给自己额外地捞点稿费,他冒着零下二十多度的严寒,偷偷的在杨凌家的窗根底下听了n宿,结果没有任何异常现象的发生。他的手下因为年轻,没有这种应付突发件的经验,在迫不得已的情况下飞鸽传书给胡八卦,想恳请领导对下一步工作安排进行具体批示。
令人费解的是,胡八卦这回竟一反常态,在一句“知道了”的批示之后,就没有下文了,让他的得力手下们有些摸不着头脑,这还是那个无事生非、贼不走空的胡老板吗?这还是平日里教导我们,用放大镜观察生活中的每一丝细节,用显微镜剖析物质最隐秘的内在,用天文望远镜探究遥远的事件真相的胡蒙胡八卦老师吗?他老人家到底怎么了?匪夷所思,实在是太匪夷所思了!
其实,胡八卦有自己的顾虑,在时空错乱的今天,他不敢保证那个叫杨凌的家伙,是不是传说中帝王将相、枭雄豪强、名人骚客的克星……穿越者!乱树强敌,绝对不符合胡八卦的利益,老奸巨滑的他选择了适当的沉默。事实证明,胡八卦的这一宝的的确确压对了,异军突起的杨凌象坐火箭般迅速崛起于朝堂之上,而胡八卦也因此迎来了自己事业的第二次辉煌发展期。
杨凌抗旨不尊、九城寻医救妻的时候,胡八卦高价买来学子严嵩的万言书,为杨凌的行为摇旗呐喊,添油造势!杨凌因为隐瞒帝陵渗水而入狱待斩时,胡八卦冒着受株连的危险,在八卦周刊上把杨凌赞扬的是一塌糊涂。尤其是在,杨凌杨大厂长以迅雷不及掩耳之势,一举扫平两厂一卫后,随着杨凌日益的位高权重,这下可热闹了,杨派的嫡系们为拍上司的马屁,逐渐加大了对出版界的清理整治力度(实际上是打击报复哪些不开眼,专和杨厂长作对的出版社),由于八卦周刊数次为杨厂长仗义直言,并且迅速及时的、坚定不移的、毫无条件的、极为识相的投入到杨派阵营中,大明时代周刊受到了最高高层的关注(就是杨厂长的同学,正德皇帝),现在最高高层除了每期必阅外,还经常化名为时代周刊投稿,一时间什么《大明皇后秘史》、《帝国皇帝的初恋》、《帝王房中术》、《江山我要!美人全推倒!》、《豹房之迷》等脍炙人口的优秀文章得以流传于世。
四十年过去了,当年那个冲劲十足的意气少年,现如今已经垂垂老矣……
今天是胡蒙胡八卦的八十大寿,胡老先生决定在今天正式封笔,他轻轻的合上自己的自传《八卦王朝》。揉了揉昏花的老眼的胡八卦,肃穆的向上苍天祈祷着,满堂的弟子们满怀期待的望着自己最为尊敬的老师,他们在等候着老师对他们的最后一次训诫。
“狗崽子们!”胡八卦笑了,此时此刻的他,笑是那么的慈祥,那么的自豪,那么的灿烂!
“老师!”弟子们异口同声的回应到……
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