第十五章 我心有猛虎,在细嗅蔷薇
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上官仪和秦琼的担忧,终究还是变成了现实!
“岁月如梭,时光易逝,祝你俩早死早超生,好走不送……”混不吝就是混不吝,哪怕他开口有两句雅词打头,脾气依旧还是那么暴躁,明明知道对面动动手就能捏死自己,韩跃听完两人说明来意,仍然忍不住破口开骂。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com
不但开骂,而且还骂的很难听。也就人家上官老头涵养好,再加上秦琼也心怀愧疚,否则的话,明年今日韩跃的坟头草恐怕都要有三尺高了。
知道这小子心里有气,那就让他好好撒,大将军和直学士颇有些唾面自干的涵养,准备再承受几波怒喷,让这少年消消火。
哪曾想,这小子越来越离谱,最初还只是骂娘,到得后来,竟然打算拒接圣旨。
“这可不行……”上官仪吓了一跳,抗旨不尊那是大罪,哪怕朝廷不占理也是要砍你头的。连带着我这宣旨之人都要吃些挂落。
今日早朝还听秦琼说起这小子怎么怎么厚颜无耻,原以为他是个鬼灵精,谁知却是个愣头青。
上官老头不满的瞥了一眼秦琼,转头对着韩跃之时,瞬间又变成和蔼可亲的模样。“韩家小哥莫要犯浑,圣旨代表朝廷威严,岂能说拒就拒?来来来,乖乖接下吧,从此以后你就是泾阳县男了,这可是光宗耀祖的好事……”
“光你麻痹啊光,还好事?真拿小爷当瓜批不成?”韩跃翻了个白眼,不过他虽然忿忿不平,最终还是跪下接旨。
他又不是傻子,知道这玩意抗拒不得,吓唬吓唬上官仪也就罢了,真要是这老头同意他抗旨不接,他自己都会找借口再圆回来。
“敕旨,朕以寡昧获承髙祖太宗之丕构,罔畋游是娱,罔声色是纵,罔刑戮是滥,罔邪佞是惑,夙夜悚惕,以忧以勤……”唐朝的皇帝还算要脸,圣旨里没有称呼自己是什么奉天承运,但也免不了吹嘘几句。
“闻有弱冠,制水车,献,功在千秋,泽万世。子尤如此,朕何吝赐?特进泾阳县男,地三百,采八十户。武德九年七月,弘文馆直学士上官仪宣,诏如上。”
圣旨前后两段,大体意思便是朕接了老爹的班,一直兢兢业业工作,听说有个少年制造了水车献给我,你这个功劳很大啊。一个小子都这样慷慨,我当皇帝的自然不能抠门,所以我给你封个爵位,再给你三百亩地,最后还给你八十户人家,这样的话咱哥俩算是银货两清交换完毕了。
韩跃接了圣旨,起身一言不发,回头边走。
“小子,哪里去?”秦琼急问一句。
上官仪负责宣旨的工作已经圆满完成,接下来讨要水车的脏活,就该他出面了。
“哪里去?咱封了侯爷心里高兴,想回家大宴村民不行啊?哼,烹羊宰牛且为乐,会须一饮三百杯。黄脸汉,上官仪,偏偏我就不请你……”
“咦,烹羊宰牛且为乐,会须一饮三百杯。这小子好俊的文采。”上官老头宣旨之后正捻着胡须悠然自乐,忽然听到韩跃嘴里的诗词,顿时眼睛一亮。
刚要开口夸赞,哪知这小子语风一转,瞬间又到了下三路。什么叫偏偏我就不请你?你当老夫很贪图你一顿吃么……还侯爷?你封县男好不好,很大吗?就这爵位进了长安城,连狗都不害怕。
很好,你没接圣旨之前老夫可以让你,这会儿货物出手你还敢扎刺?嘿嘿,小家伙,说不得须让你尝尝手段,知道知道老夫的厉害。
人老不死是为贼,有仇不报非君子。能在朝堂上混的就没有一个好鸟,上官仪屹立多年不倒,哪里是个好相与的角色。
这老头一脸笑咪咪,装作若无其事,又似意味深长,乐呵呵道:“老夫依稀记得,县男者,官称不得为侯,一般唤作某某男。不但如此,便是自称也须谨慎,唤作侯爷是不行的,会被人闻风奏事。呵呵呵,你自称男爷,倒是可以……”
卧槽,男爷!这是什么鬼?韩跃一脸懵逼,脚步戛然而止。
这老头歹毒啊,轻飘飘一句话抛出来,杀伤力却无限巨大。男爷这个称号要是传扬开来,老子以后绝对不用混了。
试想一下,某日曲江诗宴,才子毕至,佳人云集,众人觥筹交错,你称一句某某国公,他敬一句某某侯爷,忽然韩跃施施然而来,守门的小厮高声叫号:韩家少年奇才,男爷到……
卧槽,阳春白雪瞬间变下里巴人,那画面太美,令人不敢想象。
韩跃下意识打了个寒颤,赫然发现眼前这老头虽然一脸笑咪咪,但是却比秦琼那黄脸汉子难惹多了。
“啊哈哈,上官大人见笑,方才小子突然受封喜不自禁,一时竟有些浑噩塞心,忘记请您到寒舍一坐,真是惭愧啊惭愧……”混混心性,欺软怕硬,凡是韩跃感觉不好惹的人物,他一律会笑脸以待。
这瞬间化身为惭愧兄的办法乃是他独门绝学,眼前风骤马疾,他生怕老头又抛出什么惊人之语,连忙跃上前来,把臂相邀道:“上官大人一路辛苦,小子正要开一席酬功宴,好好款待于您。”
老狐狸一脸云淡风轻,自然从善如流。
“翼国公也请家中一坐吧,有个小护卫天天念叨您,动不动还站在门口作痴等状,眼看就要化身望夫石了……”这货就是嘴毒,明明罗静儿是秦琼的外甥女,经他这么一形容,怎么听都有种邪恶的意味。
他也就欺负人家秦琼听不懂,要是让这黄脸汉子知道望夫石是啥,非揍他个三等残废不可。
上官老头倒是听过望夫石的典故,不过这老头腹黑,自己扳回一城就不再管顾秦琼,因此只是笑眯眯一乐,没有开口点破。
三人有说有笑,宛如多年未见之老友,后面跟着一队金光闪闪的铠甲军士,再后面又跟着二十个干活的村民。上百人呼啦啦朝着韩跃家走,气势好不磅礴,真有一番封爵荣归的架势。
他们还没到家,早有一人先去给报信了。顿时之间,正在韩跃家做活的男人女人老人小孩,全都一起炸了锅。
封爵了?韩家老三封爵了……
老天爷啊,是不是田家村几辈子的祖坟一起冒青烟,终于感动了您老人家,给我们降下了一位勋贵爵爷。
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