第290章 我韩跃，最擅长打脸
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长街上每隔几十步就架着一口大锅，锅下烈火熊熊，锅中肉香四溢，韩跃抱着小丫丫大步流星，直奔最近的地方行去。龙腾小说ltxs520.com手机无广告m.最省流量了。
此时已是日上三竿，老百姓们干了一上午活，个个感觉饥肠辘辘，不少人围着大锅排队打饭。
伙夫忙得焦头烂额，不管谁来都会吆喝一嗓子，大声道：“他娘的不要挤，咱家侯爷说了，免费放饭五天，只要是城中百姓随来随吃，大锅炖肉管够……”
“喂喂喂你这臭小子饿死鬼托生的吗？这么一大碗肉你几口吞了，咋不烫死你？过来再给你盛一碗，这次慢点吃，瞧你那没出息的怂样，饿不死也会撑死……”
这伙夫一脸凶相，嘴里骂骂咧咧，偏偏周围的百姓不时发出阵阵憨厚的笑容，端着碗筷乖乖排队等饭。
有些人面恶心善，也叫作刀子嘴豆腐心，伙夫明显就是这种人。
韩跃抱着小丫丫一路走来，他目光在众人身上一扫，心中不由叹了一声。围着大锅吃饭之人全是早期跟他的百姓，这次解救的汉奴一个也没有。
他们不是不饿，而是不敢过来吃。
“人心之枷锁，比真正的牢笼更加可怕。”韩跃再叹一声，抱着小丫丫挤到锅边。
负责炖肉的伙夫正在低头给人盛饭，感觉有人竟然插队拥挤，伙夫想也不想张口就骂道：“滚一边排队去，沈阳城数十万百姓，你见谁吃饭的时候敢插队了？你这行径简直是给咱家侯爷抹黑，滚滚滚，后面排队去……”
这伙夫边骂边抬头，入眼见到韩跃笑眯眯的脸，伙夫目瞪口呆怔在那里，眼珠子几乎都凸出来了。
“我骂了侯爷，我竟然骂了侯爷！”伙夫嘴唇直打哆嗦，抬手就想抽自己两个耳光。
他本就生的一脸凶相，发怔之后越发显得狰狞，韩跃怀里的小丫丫吓坏了，带着哭腔道：“我们不是来偷饭的，大叔你不要打人。”
小女孩心底善良，边哭边搂住韩跃脖子，继续对伙夫哀求道：“求你不要怪大哥哥，是丫丫感觉很饿，大哥哥才想带我来吃肉。丫丫以后会很乖，不再吵着要吃肉，丫丫把饼子给你当赔礼……”
哭哭啼啼之间，恋恋不舍把藏在怀里的饼子拿出来，希望可以获得伙夫的原谅。
后面她爷爷急慌慌跑了过来，想也不想就给伙夫跪下，大声道：“求您饶命，求您饶命啊。”
在突厥草原之时，汉奴的身份比不上一只羊，随便什么人都可以动手打死。
周围的百姓面面相觑，那伙夫脸上的表情更是精彩，他愣愣站在那里半天，好半天才挤出一丝讪笑道：“侯爷，您这是要闹哪样嘛？这位小娘子是您的…您的…您刚收的干妹妹？”
伙夫本来想说刚收的小妾，话到嘴边猛然憋了回去，只因丫丫实在太小，怎么看也不会超过十岁，而且面黄肌瘦，侯爷应该看不上眼。
韩跃被这浑货气笑了，上前抬脚就是一下，喝骂道：“废什么话，赶紧给本侯爷找个碗来，盛饭。”
伙夫屁股上挨了一脚，顿时咧嘴一笑，点头哈腰道：“好嘞，侯爷您稍等，俺这就给您盛饭。”侯爷肯动脚踢人，那就代表着没生气，伙夫揉了揉屁股，感觉自己赚了。
骂了侯爷，只挨一脚，这事足够他吹大半年，今晚收工回家定要招呼一群伙夫朋友好好喝一杯，让大家都知道知道他王老三的本事。
“哼哼哼，满天下能被侯爷动脚踢人的伙夫可没有几个，羡慕死你们。”
伙夫越想越得意，一边揉着屁股，一边找了个干净大碗，小心翼翼用袖口擦了又擦，直到碗底擦的铮亮，他才论起大勺子在锅中搅拌半天，仔细寻找着最为肥腻的肉亏。
“不要肥肉，要瘦的……”韩跃喝了一声，他真是受不了这个时代的人，总觉得肥肉好吃。
小丫丫趴在他怀里直吞口水，悄悄道：“大哥哥，肉是什么味道，听说可好吃了？”
韩跃心中一疼，望着小女孩亮晶晶的眼睛，虽然她脸上脏兮兮全是泥垢，韩跃却忍不住亲了一口。
“肉的味道很不错，等会你就能尝到了。”他摸了摸小女孩脑袋，转头看见伙夫已经盛了满满一大碗瘦肉，正小心翼翼站在旁边候着。韩跃顺手把碗接过来，叮嘱一句道：“这几日天气严寒，你们做饭的时候多放一点肉，不要怕库存空虚，本侯爷刚刚又从中原调拨了一百万斤行军肉，足够大家吃半年。”
“一百万斤？那得多少钱？”周围百姓目瞪口呆，伙夫也不自觉咽了口唾沫，脑海中忽然响起一个声音，那是他刚来沈阳城之时远房亲戚对他吹嘘的话：“咱家侯爷出了名的有钱，但也出了名的败家，他花钱比大河流水还快，偏偏怎么花都花不完。”
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