第295章 朕非打死他不可
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“这臭小子疯了吗？他安敢如此……”大唐皇宫太极殿，皇帝暴怒的吼声几乎要将宫殿震塌，咆哮道：“朕要收他的兵，朕要削他的爵，臭小子安敢如此，气煞我也。”
李世民一脸铁青，手持长剑乱劈乱看，宫殿之中满目狼藉。
皇帝暴怒，一众太监胆战心惊，跪在地上瑟瑟发抖，生怕被皇帝怒火牵引，最后枉死成为剑下冤魂。
有个机灵之辈跪在地上悄悄后退，趁着李世民不注意的功夫溜出门外，准备去给皇后报信。
哪知他才一出门，整个人忽然停住，赫然发现皇后就咱在门口，旁边另有一女正是杨妃，一后一妃脸上皆带着担忧，正小心翼翼向里面窥视。
这太监也是聪明，噗通一声跪倒下去，苦苦哀求道：“皇后娘娘救命，杨妃娘娘救命……”千古一帝李世民，毕竟只是史书上的描写，史家之言只注重记载皇帝的雄才大略，对于皇帝暴怒之时好杀人的事情，那是很少提及的。事实上李世民的性子里很有几分狂虐，以前长孙中暑之时，他就暴怒杀过太监。
长孙幽幽一叹，挥手牵起杨妃，两人一起进了宫殿。
“陛下，为明君者，当制怒！”皇后越过跪了一地的太监宫女，上前恭敬对李世民一礼，柔声道：“生气会气坏身子，陛下何苦如此。”
“哼！”李世民鼻尖里重重一声，挥剑将桌子劈下一脚，他随手将长剑扔在地上，对一地宫女太监喝道：“都给朕滚蛋，迟走一步，定斩不饶……”
众宫女太监如逢大赦，连忙向皇帝磕头，然后又郑重向皇后拜谢，最后才小心翼翼从地上爬起来，慌里慌张跑掉了。
转瞬之间，诺大的宫殿就只剩下李世民和皇后杨妃三人。
满屋子都被皇帝砸了个狼藉，李世民随意找了个凳子一屁股坐下，胸口不断起伏，脸上怒气未去。
长孙噗嗤一笑，上前帮丈夫整理发怒弄乱的衣衫，低声道：“陛下您就别装了，臣妾跟了您二十多年，深知您脾气秉性。若是您真得发怒，刚才一屋子太监宫女怕是要死掉大半，绝不会拖到臣妾和杨妃妹子过来。”
李世民哼了一声，扭头道：“朕没装，朕是真的生气了。朕要收他的兵，朕要削他的爵，让这臭小子滚蛋，滚回烂泥村去受苦，让他继续去做混混儿……”
“好好好，收他的兵，削他的爵，让他滚蛋！”长孙不断安抚丈夫，有时候发怒的男人就像小孩，需得女人温柔来哄。
长孙显然是一个合格的妻子，素手整理完李世民衣衫，随即便放在丈夫胸口抚摸顺气，故意笑嘻嘻道：“好多年不见您雷霆暴怒，臣妾还有些怀念呢，记得当初我在大雨之夜临盆，结果却被潜龙抢走了孩儿，那一夜您也是暴怒冲天，连太上皇的话也不听，带着人马狂追上百里地。那夜大雨如注，人在雨中连眼睛都睁不开，可是您却足足奔跑了上百里。陛下啊，您其实比臣妾更疼孩子呢，对不对……”
“朕才没有！”李世民还在嘴硬，扭头生气道：“臭小子这次惹下滔天大祸，朕非削他的爵位不可，再这样下去早晚要出大事。”
长孙咯咯一笑，手掌轻轻敲打丈夫一下，柔声道：“是因为汉奴的事么？跃儿驱逐汉奴，满天下都在骂他，臣妾也有些生气。”
李世民恨恨道：“短短七天时间，天下风传而遍，这一次世家大族算是赢了，为了让消息尽快散播，他们纷纷动用飞鸟传书，有用鸽子的，有用鹞鹰的，最可恨的是太原王氏，整整放飞了几十只海东青。”
他看了皇后一眼，越发愤恨道：“这种禽鸟一日之间可飞千里，三日就可把消息传遍大唐。臭小子七日之前驱逐汉奴，到三日前天下已经尽知，朕想帮他压下这个消息都没办法，该死，真该死，气死朕了。”
原来李世民暴怒，生韩跃的气只是一小部分，最大的原因乃是消息被快速传播出去，让他连压制的时间都没有。
谁家当爹的不护犊子，皇帝也是人，也会帮儿子擦屁股。
长孙自然明白丈夫的心情，转头对杨妃道：“妹子，你家李恪不是刚刚写了一篇作业么，还不拿给陛下看看。”
杨妃嫣然一笑，连忙从怀里掏出一个本子，翻开某页让皇帝观看。
“咦？”李世民微微惊叹，盯着作业本仔细观瞧。
“世人贪婪，每每受恩而忘恩，农夫救蛇而被咬死，东郭救狼而遭狼吃，此所谓升米恩斗米仇也……”
皇帝看到这里忍不住啧啧一声，沉吟道：“这个说法以前从未听过，然而细思发人深省，李恪才多大，他能琢磨出这样深奥的学问？”
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